marieray

12718 pts ยท February 3, 2013


I can never be clever on command.

Prepare your lady boners

Points 67
Comments 34
Views 8831

Obligatory Cake Day Post: Here's my good-looking pup Max!

Points 17
Comments 6
Views 49

Who the fuck you calling fluffy?

Points 27
Comments 5
Views 91

The safe word is "Squirrel."

Points 10
Comments 6
Views 95

Then there was that time I slow danced with a Stormtrooper...

Points 24
Comments 11
Views 49

Merry Xmas from me and my personal space invader

Points 24
Comments 1
Views 359

This glorious man and I share a birthday. Happy Birthday, Freddie!

Points 33
Comments 7
Views 66

PSA on Free Speech from xkcd

Points 49
Comments 18
Views 342

Following God was the best decision I've ever made

Points 32
Comments 12
Views 863

It's my cake day and all I have to offer is a picture of my pretty dog, Max!

Points 49
Comments 8
Views 428

Oh, you need me to run to the grocery store on Christmas morning, do you?

Points 15
Comments 12
Views 133

Stop. I can only get so erect.

Points 23
Comments 20
Views 3170

You can all go home I got the best Christmas present.

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 863

MRW my mom just called my neighbor a "fucking n*gger"

Points 63
Comments 52
Views 293

This is my gun collection. (sorry for potato)

Points 25
Comments 12
Views 75

I don't care how she's using it.

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 201

Lady Boner: The Reckoning

Points 32
Comments 25
Views 644

Oh, no she didn't!

Points 4
Comments 12
Views 54

Return of the Lady Boner

Points 121
Comments 73
Views 1406

I'm pretty sure my dog escaped from an Anime film.

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 150
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