Prepare your lady boners
Obligatory Cake Day Post: Here's my good-looking pup Max!
Who the fuck you calling fluffy?
The safe word is "Squirrel."
Then there was that time I slow danced with a Stormtrooper...
Merry Xmas from me and my personal space invader
This glorious man and I share a birthday. Happy Birthday, Freddie!
PSA on Free Speech from xkcd
Following God was the best decision I've ever made
It's my cake day and all I have to offer is a picture of my pretty dog, Max!
Oh, you need me to run to the grocery store on Christmas morning, do you?
Stop. I can only get so erect.
You can all go home I got the best Christmas present.
MRW my mom just called my neighbor a "fucking n*gger"
This is my gun collection. (sorry for potato)
I don't care how she's using it.
Lady Boner: The Reckoning
Oh, no she didn't!
Return of the Lady Boner
I'm pretty sure my dog escaped from an Anime film.