I want to believe

Feb 16, 2016 8:19 PM

pwnz805

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whooooohhh guys! Lets see if this works- send me pics of your tentacles! Or beards that works also.

That's in Missouri! I've always wanted on of the road signs to there. But that's ILLEGAL for some reason.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's a nice plot to a tv show. A whole village of aliens, who just try to fit in. Coneheads 2.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We also boast a wide variety of places to absorb your meals...

10 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 1

And absolutely no roof in our fine town is occupied by a Shoggoth.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Finally a Gamegrumps reference on the FP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go look at this place on Google Street view. It's so sketchy.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the end... The Worlds End!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Used to live near there. Escaped.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

...and now people music

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See our many human domiciles where our human families hibernate

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I DROVE PAST THERE LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You need to find a more efficient route to school.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mayor is Ted Cruz. I swear, look at the way he stands. http://ironmikemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cruz-206-062713-1024x631.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

As a fellow human person, I find him highly relatable. He understands me and my human problems.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

He inserts into his lower cloth layer of decency one extremity at a time, just like the rest of us.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Huh. Human music. I like it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As you can see we have wide variety of human meal like. ....... Food and............and..... Drink

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i like you you're funny i wish i could give you moe green shineys

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys. Missouri is messed up. There's an Earth City, MO. Look it up, I'll wait.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so is the whole state potentially a cover-up service for extraterrestrials?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most amusing ha ha ha, proceed with next humor capsule, maybe a black one this time

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Been past there. That dark spot off to the left is probably the spawning pools.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Humansville population uhhh humans

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No hentai, no deal.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cthulhu is watching you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Population: YES

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

this is my favorite one

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our radios play " Human Music "

10 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 0

Huh. Human music... I like it!

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

It makes me hungry for apples!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My many anacondas do not want any unless you have something to contribute.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beep boop Bing. Beep boop Bing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

our favorite song is "Like humans do" by David Byrne

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

it plays...Human League :p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY MAN!

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

"Yes!"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lookin' good!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It looks so small, so... puny

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No joke, my grandma lives here! Been there many times & I have to say, it's boring as fuck. Absolutely nothing to do, middle of nowhere.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i mean i do have my suspicions this whole town is a laundering setup absolutely no offense to your grandmother.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be surprised. Like I said, there's nothing there, it's pretty sad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, Neil Gaiman mentions it in American Gods. Most exciting fun fact about Humansville, MO.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG i love that book how did i miss that!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just a brief mention, Shadow passes through it (been a few years since I read it, can't remember the specifics).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SUPER COOL i should reread i won this thing hehe

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i mean own

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who read testicles?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i was for the first 10 times reading... i didnt get it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No you are not

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No really, I've been there and there's only like three tentacles at most. Probably five.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This message brought to you by the Sheriff's Secret Police.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

YES

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

GIVE PRAISE!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THATS WHERE I FREAKING LIVE!

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I live in Stockton!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you a human?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Do you or your immediately neighbourhood contain any tentacles.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Missouri? We also have Licking, Devil's Elbow, Butts, and Knob Lick.

10 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

In Texas we have places like Rome and Paris.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a Paris too! And a Cuba. Ha!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't forget tightwad

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think so. A bit north of Bolivar if I'm correct.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That you are.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My family is from that area. A bit of home is there for me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Woo Missouri! We also have Mexico and Cabool

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit I forgot there's also a town called Earth City.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohio has Blue Ball

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out to Big Bone Lick state park (Kentucky)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Licking! 20 miles from my birthplace

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Houston?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Houston?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And where might you be from?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Went to high school in Willow Springs. Now I live in KC.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool, I have a brother in KC and was thinking of moving there myself.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah has to be missouriah

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Every time someone says it like that I want to slap them. Ugh.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Haha, yeah i know. Born and raised in Missouri or misery.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me too! I love it here though.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No doubt about that i can't wait for spring and all the pretty colors come back to the Ozarks

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

don't forget Peculiar

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And Shell Knob...my home town.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Grew up in Cassville baby! Will, my son, I have finally found you lurking on the vast sea of imgur!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can bearly contain myself!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You son of a bitch....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE ENJOY HUMAN MEALS AND REFRESHMENTS, NOT LIKE A ZOGNOID.

10 years ago | Likes 741 Dislikes 1

I ENJOY CONSUMING BOVINE CARCASSES. AS A HUMAN WOULD.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I DO NOT REQUIRE SUSTENANCE!

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I read this in Arins voice haha so fucking good!

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

THAT COMMENT WAS ENJOYABLE TO MY HUMAN FACE

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A ZOGNOID WOULD NEVER HAVE EXPECTED THIS TO BE THE TOP COMMENT, LIKE I DID!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

From where I live in Springfield MO you have to pass the Carpet Barn and the Little Sac and Dry Sac rivers to get here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I know what part of a Human Humansville was named after...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for all the Grmps references!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

normally I don't like referential humour but this one's smart, underused, and fresh, so I'll pass it

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YO LISTEN UP

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Why are you guys talking like that?" -Barry in the future

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Omg i was hoping someone would have made this GG reference.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

NOBODY LIKES A ZOGNOID

10 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck those zogs

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#ZogLivesMatter

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

WHAT BE YOUR FAVORITE ASSORTMENT OF SOUNDS THAT YOU PUT INTO YOUR LISTENING HOLES NOT-ZOGNOID?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

THIS IS GREAT HUMAN MUSIC, IT IS ENJOYABLE TO MY HUMAN EARS

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

AND NOT MY ANTENNAE!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nice coat! UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH

10 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

What if your coat was suede? I mean REALLY suede? UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Que Paso es coat?!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If they stop talking about coats FREAK THE FUCK OUT

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Danny and Arin have helped me through some dark times, I learned how to chill out thanks to Dan

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Que Paso es coat?!!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Si! Si! Si!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nice username

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

UH HUH UH HUH UH HUH

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You guys are so talented at silliness

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

GRAB ME A DRINK. I COULD REALLY GO FOR SOME FLORGLESNAP JUICE... UH, I MEAN WATER! YES, THIS WATER IS AS CLEAN AS THE LAKES OF PERSEON X52!

10 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

glogrot. stop. they don't know what that is.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

[whispering] "They have Perseon X52. That's on Earth right?" "They don't know it, it's a planet." "UH... I MEAN THE LAKES OF MILWAUKEE."

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

and if they stop talking about coats.. FUCKING. PANIC.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If Earth used the same naming conventions of Equestria.

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 11

Hey I got that reference! ...aww I got that reference...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, it's pretty impossible to avoid ponies on the internet, so you're bound to absorb something through osmosis.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plus it's a good show. I'm not even going to make an excuse, it's cute and happy with good story. A grown ass woman can still enjoy cartoons

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm right there with you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh, truth.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I drove by this town once, the first thing I thought is 'Hey, it's the town from Equestria Girls."

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0