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EchoOfSnac
Creepypasta:
psirynn
Oh my god his little tie <33333
KingDavosFirstofHisNameLordofSass
Are you trying to scare all the ants reading this?
geeosaurus
Because that's how you scare ants!
Kozilla
letmenumberthatforyou
What movie is this? My one thousandth viewing of this gif convinced me I need to see it.
TinySpectralLlama
It's from the first season (I think) of Community :)
TicoMachi
Ctrl scroll dude
ITSTIMETOOILUP
Still annoying as hell to move the screen around in order to read the sentences.
elsha3er97
"Dan is fat but is funny so it's tolerable" lol
WhatsInTheDark
Nope.
HarkuwarOberoi
I grew up with a Zoroastrian friends in India, they are called Parsis by the locals.they usually put honey and yogurt on bodies for vultures
EdgarAllenPoo
Still pretty damn gross. I think the Indian Parsis are the only ones that use the dakhma, the other Zoroastrians have switched to cremation.
cogs
The only creepy things here are the horrific walls of minuscule text.
GuardsmanMiku
If only there where someway to click on them and enlarge the text....
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Are these the Snowden documents?
Shmewkey
This one is by far the best... http://imgur.com/CcLloYT
eatmyass121
ᕦSpooky( ͡
shorr
The link bugged for me and the picture started flickering like crazy. Thought it was intentional first
thejesusofimgur
spoopy
TheWayADrillWorks
https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/91142292-cc81-fb8b-8c4f-db0a770333f9.jpg
BestNameOfAllTime
http://imgur.com/QuLhdn4
Aewass
here's an updoot
26017
So my ringtone is the clicker from the last of us and I just shit my pants
EmzeexD
Ahh i fuckn can't staand that noise!! Makes me crap myself everytime!! Freaky as shit
SgtPotshot
"THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!"
RogerTheCabinBoy
Nokia?
Informative
why am I reading this at midnight .....
corvofay
I checked my clock. Its only 11.45pm. I think I'm safe.
JordanVanDeKop
1:28a. m. and officially got the Willies
WhoTheFuckisGavin
Why am I reading this at 3 am ...
Gothmariachi
3 fucking am here too fuck
meisabelep
My sister told me that after 4am, you're safe. It's only 2:24 here. Farmhouse in Maine. Fuck.
daegon789
Thank fuck. It's 4:17.
CanadianEngineer
Because they are coming for you.
wronggengirl
DITTO
KymtheN7Dropout
12:26AM right now, read the first and decided to spare myself the nightmares. Saving for 9 hours from now!
SmashYourLife
Thanks OP. Really. Thanks a bunch. It's night time where I live. Thanks OP. Night night.
sakkehattu
Luckily nights in here are almost as clear as days ! :p
jonsnuuuuu
watch out for grifters
Ryott
I read it at night also. People started putting off fireworks.. I didn't expect the fireworks. Fucking heart was pounding, dude.
smoochmysnoot
*offering a shaky hug
driveslow
I had to stop because I actually have to go to bed. I had to stop because this post is pure horror and I am freaked okay? I said it.
meisabelep
Do cats snore? What is that noise? I'm crying.
EDarwin
You're not alone. No really, you're Not Alone.
Rpi15
Oh there you are
driveslow
AHHHHHHH gods damnit I thought it was the fracking cylons, it was just my cat!
RogerTheCabinBoy
Are you sure your cat isn't a cylon?
driveslow
AHHHHHH
kazmosis
Dakhmas are real, but that one is shopped
EdgarAllenPoo
Wonder why they haven't switched over to cremation; the remaining Zoroastrians in Iran did that a while ago, before the IRI banned it.
WalrusPhone
Isn't fire holy to Zoroastrians? I thought the reason they didn't cremate was because it would taint the fire
EdgarAllenPoo
It is sacred but from speaking to the priests at the time that between earth and fire, fire was the least corruptible; "Self purifying".
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Thanks, I was about to ask if that was a real photo
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
Looking at it a little closer, the edge of that pit is definitely fucky. Not sure how I missed it
kkbellzz
What is that?
Goatwright
Photoshopped.
kkbellzz
Lol
LauraPeeper
Too small, didn't read. TS:DR, if you will.
mecerator
TIL that tl;dr means too long; didn't read
MrNoozy
Agreed. I'm on mobile and no amount of zoom makes this easy to read.
Hotfarts
What is this... ? A post for ants? It needs to be,,,, a least,, 3 times bigger than this
rebeccaisafish
If you rotate your phone landscape style most of them are almost bearable
jackpwns
2small4me
ColoneISanders
MRW:
LeftyMasterRace
I favorited for the next time I'm on something with a large screen.
DrinkMoreWaterTV
I feel like I should get that tattooed on my shlong
demodexinyoeyes
Or shlort if you will.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Too small; didn't ride
absolutezero182
There isnt enough space for that though
punkybeanster
Dammit! Beat me to it.
DrinkMoreWaterTV
Right you are!
LordofTheLake
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quaille
so it will be too small to read duh
abbierenae
Fuck you OP. I'm a 19 year old girl living alone with only a wiener dog to protect me & the lights are FUCKING FLICKERING
soukmania
answer me, I wanna know you're safe (well, to be honest, I'm concerned about the wiener, he can't really defend himself)
abbierenae
oh him? He couldn't give a shit. He's fast asleep leaving me with no one to talk about how totally not scared shitless I am.
soukmania
You know what I thought about when I was young and scared after a horror movie?
abbierenae
?
soukmania
how ridiculous would it be for a monster to travel such a long distance without being discovered just to get me, not even a danger for it?"
soukmania
then you imagine demons and monsters boarding a plane, having to go though security checking, and think about how stupid it would be.
soukmania
"Let's admit those things are not a bunch of stupid stories. Monsters are real. This happened in the US. Far away from me right now (1)
Manbehindthemadness
Brownout power situations can damage your computer, buy a UPS and continue scaring the hell outa yourself.
JeffJohnSteveWhateverYourNameIs
she ded.
rainbowgravy
peachjam
what a vicious monster you have in dem innie-minnie ducky dawws
innocentlildevil
All I have is a cat....
eatmyass121
Read the grister one heh
AnOwlAndARose
Cats are good. You're cat will protect you. Your cat loves you because you provide the food.
LenaMae19
Could the print in some of these BE any smaller
Ganzorf
They're just large images that weren't made for mobilefags. Gitgud, son.
MrsChandlerBing
I'm relevant
SlagathorDeb
Oh, Chandler!
guilhermedidi
it's not chandler, is clearly ms. chanandler bong
GrimRiderJ
That's a winner comment
spikytortoise
As a mobile user, I couldn't agree more
ColoneISanders
Why emphasis 'be' instead of 'smaller'?
LoinKing
I know many people who would say it in that way. Personally, I'd emphasize ANY.
ThereAreOtherWorldsThanThese
Because Friends.
Batonrougeisnotsobad
Right? I'm trying to scare myself on my phone and I'm getting a headache.
SassyCommentMaker
I kept getting distracted by the one guy saying, "gays" instead of guys.
liliputian7
I'm pretty sure that's a joke on the chinz
Kappa043
Maybe they WERE gay. He could just have alzheimers and be old. That would explain the rest of the story.
letmenumberthatforyou
But we nigress.
HughLaurie
Even if it was well worded (which it wasn't), that was a really lame creepypasta. "Oh no! we don't remember this guy!"
mycatisamutant
the unnecessary douchebro commentary really killed the mood for me on that one too
KingKoalaShowSketchesandWhatnot
Like the fact that he was like he can't stand someone just because they're fat, like at least he was funny but god I cant stand his fatness
ASAPSleep
I didn't understand that one can you give me a summary of the end.
VonGod
Two dudes experienced something the others did not. Basically "which story was true". Also, questionable who the hooded guy was.
peaceloveandgraffiti
I thought they must've been his gay friends by the time I saw the second "gays" written.
ColoneISanders
I tried to overlook the forced attempt at making it relatable via bro-ing, but when weed came up, it just made it seem like hallucinations.
IAmAnAdu1t
Lol you really think bud causes hallucinations?
ColoneISanders
No I think it causes a lapse in judgement/time but hallucinations was the only word I could think of at the time. It's Monday.
FlyMojo
Holy fuck man. Break this up I dont have all day. Blood pit was cool read though
chopper35
as i was reading that, a fly flew over my head. i fucking jumped
Tillia
There's no blood in this Picture: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/392094711281679244/
Trollopatomus
I don't get the pit one. Care to explain
Trollopatomus
The one that starts this past Sunday, sorry I commented on a comment about the blood pit. I understand the confusion
atomicthumbs
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WA
dawndrop
it's one of those "where is all the extra blood coming from" stories. Mystery!
Trollopatomus
NO. the one with the screaming and the guy investigating it! The green text
CommanderDick
Yeah, I didn't get that one either, are we assuming that he actually has put kids down there? That's how I interpreted it/
Supanini
Dude dropped a bone in the pool and a gas bubble popped and filled them with Satan. It's made up like all these
Ganzorf
>implying
Trollopatomus
No not that one. The one with the screaming
Cipher3
The Morrowind one? This mod did all this really creepy stuff and screwed everyone up and was doing something with star charts, right? 1/2
Cipher3
And then the game directly addressed his attempts to wait it out to see what would happen, and then suddenly he was being visited in real 2/
ImmaPsychoLogist
The blood pit picture doesn't match - in the photo, the pit is empty and there are bodies beside it, which doesn't fit the description.
SanzOfTime
Actual picture apparently
armandqt
where the hell did you find that lol
SanzOfTime
Other comment in this thread.
DefinitelyNotAShark
I had a presentation about Zoroastrianism at school. The pic is on the first page of Google, so I used it too, lol.
dawndrop
it also has some horrible photoshopping done to it (healing brush tool algorithm accidentally patterning the same blotches of image)
Eowyneb
It is compleatly fake.
LadyWidebottom
Completely* but yes, it is.
SanzOfTime
It never said the bodies were in the pit, and the pit had blood in it only. You don't see the bottom of the pit in the picture.
LadyWidebottom
The pit isn't that deep, you can see the bottom and it's empty and rather dusty and non blood stained.
SanzOfTime
Yeah, I corrected myself cause someone posted the real picture. It's right next to the comment I made.
LadyWidebottom
Yeah, I reverse searched the image and found the others in the series. Disappointing creepypasta.
LadyWidebottom
Probably because it's bullshit.
Ganzorf
Save them to your computer and read them individually at your own pace.
TheNorseFox
The onus for something being read is on the writer not the reader.
ASAPSleep
Yo fam, add this with an edit
I found it looking for more info and i think it is fake
Ganzorf
Shhh, don't ruin the fun.
FlyMojo
Good call.
ninmonkey
I don't normally say tl;Dr , but this one is crazy
MisleadingUsername
But then his computer will be haunted...
Zechie
Then you can write your own pasta about your haunted computer!
MisleadingUsername
Then another person would do the same thing and write another pasta. And it would just keep continuing. Woah.... That's kinda deep...
Iamsonewatthis
Shovi
Tried to print these so i can read them on my way home but the printer jammed really bad between the hell one and the one before.
Shovi
Take that as you want.
RogerTheCabinBoy
I read them all in one go and I probably won't sleep tonight.
PlanksterMcGee
I get the concept of creepypasta, but Morrowind NPCs cannot move between cells in the game. 3/10
TheNextGuy
That was pretty lame the end was stupid. "Oh no he is actually real ermigersh!"
Zezombye
"He was called the assassin because he was textured like the dark brotherhood"[...]"He was pure black, textureless" make up your mind dammit
KingMurdoc
I think you could manage it with a fair amount of fuckery, but it'd take a loooooong time.
KingMurdoc
A simulation of it, rather; basically trigger a bunch of different versions of a particular NPC based on quest data, etc.
ArdentSlacker
Because THAT is the weird bit. Not dosbox unlocking the apocalypse.
PlanksterMcGee
The Dosbox but was weird too, but it was short enough that it didn't bother me too much.
ArdentSlacker
And not mentioning how you could iterate potion-craft to where you could have week-long regeneration potions...
Efreeti
I have barely played Morrowind. How did that work? Making potion skill potions to make better potion skill potions until you could kill God?
ArdentSlacker
Yeah. Potions of fortify int would make your potion skill better. Including better fortify int potions.
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
#2 is badly photoshopped. Better pictures http://imgur.com">tOcg9R">http://imgur.com/8tOcg9R & http://imgur.com/0XjhZ0h
Earthling95
you just happened to have pictures of it
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
No, but I studied world religions in university and knew what it was.
BenderBendingRodriguez
Also look how badly that dog is shopped in to #1
SunshineShannon
Still doesn't mean that face ain't creepy as shit, yo!
Maverickk157
Haha..better..right
SuperCayce
Oh. Those aren't leaves.
plusoneforyou
thatsapenis.gif
MouseBalls
So where's all the blood in the pit?
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Didn't you read the story? It all disappeared (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist). Any blood in the pit is absorbed by sand and lime
TheSqeeek
Thank you - did the reverse google search as well, was hoping someone had already posted this.
kkbellzz
What does that pit exist for ? I'm confused
dawndrop
For animals and insects to consume the corpses (cycle of life). It's basically barbaric and archaic by 1st world standards tho
EdgarAllenPoo
Non Indian Parsis switched over to cremation a while ago. Not sure why they haven't yet.
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Fire is sacred and bodies are unclean. By burning the bodies, it desecrates the fire. Same with burial-it desecrates the earth
EdgarAllenPoo
I get that, I'm just wondering why they haven't made the leap that of the two, fire is most self purifying and less corruptible
kkbellzz
Omg gross . That is barbaric
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
Not any more so than burying our dead and letting them putrefy. Feeding the birds was considered a final act of charity
kkbellzz
Interesting. N good point
ChrisDaPatriot
I know the reason you picked on #2 was because you had other pictures, but the dog in #1 is laughable at best.
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
So there was no pool of blood and no disappearance of the bodies?
dawndrop
nope all a lie
TheDreadPirateBoberts
did you really think any of these were true, then
cmc8290
telling myself no because i want to sleep tonight
MyHorseAteMyPaycheck
YES. Because who would go on the internet and tell lies??
BossRedguard
what the fuck is this?
LMeire
The logical alternative to a cemetery when land is scarce and fire is too sacred- encourage scavengers. ~The ciiiiirrcle of liiiiiife~!
PeaceWalker47
It's a good thing they don't live North of the Wall then.
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
It's a Zoroastrian dakhma. Their cemetery, but they leave their bodies to be picked clean by birds, then the bones are moved to the pit
HolyHerringboneBatman
Check out excarnation practices/methods. Bodies are laid out and picked clean by scavengers. Blood/juices and bones are washed into the
HolyHerringboneBatman
lime and sand pit in the center to be dissolved and filtered.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
It's basically the story behind #2 minus the made up fever, blood pool, and insanity bit.
override367
and the part about not being accounted for
nkumpf4
WHY HAS NOBODY MENTIONED THE GRISTERS ONE. THAT MAKES ALL OF THESE SO MUCH MORE TERRIFYING.
KillerHeels
I can hear my dog walking around. I know its her but it's still creeping me the fuck out
KillerHeels
I can hear my dog walking around. I know its her but it's still creeping me the fuck out
DeathByTeacup
Personally that one should have been last in the album, for maximum creepiness.
90sHippocampus
Too wacky to be scary - Pokemon one was scary
TheDreadPirateBoberts
i would prefer not to think about it
pokenar
Because it tried to force the reader to self insert by pulling a "it could happen to anyone!!!!", which ruins these kinds of stories for me.
Corsair212
Yeah, probably the creepiest of the bunch.
TheDarkWhiz
The fuck do you mean by gristers?
ArcaciaStrain
It's stolen from Odd Thomas
DrunkInRlyeh
I knew I recognized if from somewhere!
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
Thank you! I was wondering if anyone else noticed this.
ArcaciaStrain
I was really enjoying the story up until I realized it :/
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
Yeah. Same here.
LikeAHamSandwich
Which one was that?
KittyArcher
The small pale people things.
Corsair212
the long small white text on black backround
GuardsmanMiku
What are you talking about, i don't see anything. I think you may be hallucinating.
Corsair212
Damn it they're everywhere! HOW ARE YOU NOT SEEING THESE THINGS?!
Ferntheplant
You ass xD
Azguarinz
....I don't know what you are talking about....
KillerHeels
I can hear my dog walking around. I know its her but it's still creeping me the fuck out
CombatCarrot
DONT TALK ABOUT THEM... DONT LET THEM KNOW
KillerHeels
I can hear my dog walking around. I know its her but it's still creeping me the fuck out
koalascanevolvetoo
Probably cos it's so hard to read :/
Heavyoak
im not worried much. my ancestors dealt with far worse.
VileFury
#4 Annoys me because I didn't feel uneasy until I read that it's supposed to make me feel uneasy. Screw you brain.
vxjasonxv
Look up "The No-cebo Effect" on YouTube
WaterblightGanon
it looks like she's giving someone the stank eye. Like, 'margaret, if you don't shut the fuck up about your boyfriend right this second...'
Lioness8200
haha thank you for making it less scary.
TheKingintheMidwest
I actually got fucking chills from the Pokemon movie one. Never have had that happen before. God damn
KingMammajamma
That was easily the spookiest one by far
TheSlowCheetah
Then you will LOVE the book Penpal. It is basically a long creepypasta but a very quick read and its about a guy who describes his (1)
NinjaAndyIsNaked
Did I miss one? Which one was the pokemon movie one?
peaceloveandgraffiti
Samesies. Why da fuq would they move back in the house after 2 days? I would leave town. Changing locks won't stop windows from breaking.
dawndrop
in my head, the dude was fumbling with his camera, taking multiple photos because he kept fucking up LMAO
MLGsandwichmaker
Hit close to home. Had a stalker leave photos of me sleeping outside my window when I was in middle school. They were from outside stilltho
KissMyUpVote
Terrifying. I can't imagine this happening to my kids. I would never sleep
inquisitivefluff
.....o.O; wel, that's terrifying
PrepareYourButthole
Uhh, are you the guy from Penpal? :-\
MLGsandwichmaker
I'm a girl and I don't know what Penpal is, aside from a writing buddy?
PrepareYourButthole
I was jk. Your story was along the same line as the plot to a well-known creepy pasta.
AmaDaden
https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/k8ktr/footsteps You're welcome/I'm sorry
noog
One like is this Penpal. A long, but intriguing read.
goddamnilovecats
YES. I was wondering if anyone else had read that. Do you happen to have a link?
goddamnilovecats
Nvm, found it: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Footsteps#Footsteps
kllyashton
Definitely worth the read.
Thraey
Yea the penpal one is the longest pasta I've ever read. Creepy af to.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
I was totally unspooked by the pokemon one because my experience with Penpal will never be topped.
Caboose1891
Same here. When I read that I just thought of penpal
TheSlowCheetah
Absolutely. I still shiver thinking about it . I was in a weird funk for a day or two after reading it
JonathanSnowflakeTheBastardOfWinterfell
That whole fucking series was as horrifying as it was intriguing. Definitely one of my top favorites.
theweebaby
"Hey we just found clear evidence someone was in your house and was just in again, well, good night!"-Police Officer
AndyyLandd
I know right... That could actually happen too. That's the scariest one I read but I only read a few. Don't after that one haha
applesforjuice
Hehe my closet doesn't face my bed, I'm safe
TheKingintheMidwest
Had exactly the same train of thought
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
That kind of stuff is always the scariest to me- things that could actually happen. Especially when they're not provoked at all
pokenar
That was an interesting one, it didn't give me fear, but it was also the only one on the list that could logically actually happen
pokenar
this made it... creepy, if you will.
kofjfsfsf
So the one guy was so scared of hell that he killed himself so he could get right back to level 5?
SpencerColeman26
Got to cop that completionist Cape
nooowhaaaat
Right? He should've found Jesus and
ElNein5
maybe he thought he was in another layer of hell instead of actually not being dead?
Angatita
Reminds me of Torchwood with Owen
spacecatts
Right? That shit fucked me up for months. Ugh. Poor Owen.
kfrex
Fuck that. Id be doing everything to keep my self alive after that.
HeroSky
Bro, If there was one way to guarantee your life from hell would u at least want to hear about it?
kfrex
Of course.
idunnogoddamwaterbottles
I'd be doing fucking Winchester deals and shit
PyroBeast
thought the same thing
Aro3636
the demons told him to
kolao3fyllo
I live in level 3 right now...ez
nirach
What if our real world is a layer of hell, and we're unwitting pawns in other souls torture?
bogartHumperdink
i've thought about this before as well, unfortunately.
nirach
Considering the nature of the internet, it feels bloody possible.
nirach
Oh god, I think I gave myself an existential crisis.
Efreeti
Your first one, eh? Welcome to hell.
nirach
Well at least someone's welcoming me I guess.
respiratorradiator
And you're on imgur? Way to waste my time in Hell, dude.
nirach
And this is why I'm not strictly sure which way is up any more.
Gigzur
'Up' is relative. 'Up' doesn't really exist.
nirach
I'm sure you weren't trying to, but you're not helping here buddy!
kaos9
Maybe he wanted to Platinum it...
bmitchell7852
Shadow of the colossus taught me everything I need to know.
DirtyDeedsDONEWITHSHEEP
Probably just didn't know how to live. He did say he spent multiple life times in hell. Or so it felt. You ever see sawshank redemption?
AFuckingBazooka
The idea of the 5th one sends shivers down my spine...
respiratorradiator
RIP your (s)poopy pants.
HeroSky
Bro. If there was one way to guarantee your life from hell would u at least want to hear about it?
BringBackYoungJustice
The fourth one is the one that gets me, living multiple lifetimes in a suspended state of being just sounds like...well, hell
Efreeti
I have no mouth, and I must scream
somespazzoid
Totally agree with you
AGoodTimeButABadRoleModel
I imagine he felt that this ws just a new level of hell and they were trying show him hope again so it could be snatched from him and /1
AGoodTimeButABadRoleModel
and killing himself was his form of controlling the situation so he could be sure he was dead.
MykillMetal
Maybe his religion doesn't look down on suicide. Not every religion has a punishment for it. Either way, it was only a hallucination/dream.
BlueCider
he needed to go deeper
AluminiumFalcon
level nine, dickbutt.
FlamingCabbage
That's whatcha-whatcha-whatcha get on level 5!
JustPlaneWrong
Getcha hard drive scratched by the beastie boys!
HeroSky
Bro. If there was one way to guarantee your life from hell would u at least want to hear about it?
Trox3l
Doing God's work... literally. *tips hat
BringBackYoungJustice
Are you evangelizing?
HeroSky
God doesn't want anybody in hell!!!!!!!! If you seriously wonder how to know 100% your eternal destiny please message me. It does not
HeroSky
involve any money whatsoever.
HeroSky
Why take the chance with ETERNITY???
BringBackYoungJustice
I'm christian, I'm just asking if you were evangelizing for your religion.
HeroSky
Yes I am. Just scared for people and don't want them to go to hell.
Duhuj
The true completionist.
DrGrordbort
Projirard the finishist though
BiggieShakur
If that was me, I'd fucking live like Gandhi, the pope and the Dalai Lana so I don't go back. Nigga got a second chance and lost it.
aquanight
That assumes that such things are sufficient to avoid being sent to such a place, when it's possible you are just doomed no matter what.
KLCFM
All three are going to a... special place. Just be good to yourself, don't harm others and be as happy as you can be. There is no hell.
KLCFM
You guys can downvote me, but it doesn't change facts.
DorthLous
LANA!!!!!
BiggieShakur
Lol. Fucking didn't catch that. Thanks.
schmidty8858
DANGER ZONE!!
LANAAAAAAAA
Fuck you want nigga
MrsZbornak
i was thinking this. he better be working for charity and donating everything until he dies
whateversomethingdifferentiguessfkit
Coming back from the void doesn't mean you come back to life. Like a shitty deployment.
ArdentSlacker
Or... suicides go to limbo.
WhiteTexan
Finally worked for Constantine... kinda
PolarHailStorm
It really makes me smile when I witness casual nigga usage in a comment chain and no one loses their shit. Progress!
owlest
you dont have the wealth to live in dalai, he sleeps in 7 star hotels and parties with celebrities
KLCFM
The Pope is a delusional man in a robe and a hat that tells people that they don't need money to be happy, so the money all goes to him.
KLCFM
Dalai Lama is a rich man that won't give his riches to his people because they believe in an afterlife that will make them rich.
KLCFM
Gandhi had ED so he molested teenage girls and tormented them sexually.
dxblacker
Sounds like "Torment 6" + "Hardcore Mode" in Diablo 3 or Patch of Exile with EXTRA DE-SYNC AND FALLEN ANGELS/OPPRESSORS...fuck that.
StingLikeAJelly
you guys are silly, he was claimed back. There will be two more levels before eternity anyways.
FUNKYDONKEY
Maybe he forgot to save before he left
LurkerFrag
I laughed, hard. Ensuring that I will join him down there. Want to favorite this comment.
Cannabiscopse
Lol
Edwin0529
Look at the Sky.
ColoneISanders
LoL
GoogleFucker
League of Legends
Imneverthatguy
Lol
DaNZiM
Dota
CheifyMcDANKk
Lol
Squedward
Lol
letmenumberthatforyou
LOL
Dadjokelvl9000
Logged in to updoot.
TabloidA
thank mr skeltal
Imneverthatguy
What did I start =0
ThisFrickenGuy
You just became that guy.
Imneverthatguy
How..? :/
ThisFrickenGuy
By starting the Lol train
FrankJ7
Lol
fokuroku
LOL
AFistFullOfMayo
Lol
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxo
Lol
Lindargh
Luls
Frontrowbass
TL;DR
Lioness8200
Zoom is a thing.
RickC137
Boo!
ThatFartsGonnaItchWhenItDries
to little didn't read?
pingkerman
essentially dont read creepypasta or ayy lmao creatures will haunt your ass and eat your flesh and you die the end
idrinkcheapbeer
Fucking gristers, man. A+
SenorSeniorSr
Reminded me of bodachs from the Odd Thomas series by Dean Koontz.
s1rr34l
I noticed that too.
allisnumber
I'm scared now :(
meisabelep
I really really really need to pee but I can't get out of bed. Damn gristers.
meisabelep
Update: I'm alive. Smoking a cigarette in a farmhouse in Maine. Usually smoke in the basement at night. Fuck that. Will I ever sleep?
meisabelep
Cat just went into the basement and there were weird
RogerTheCabinBoy
There were weird? Weird what?
meisabelep
There was nothing weird. Everything is okay. Do you want to go pee in the woods with me? Come on, let's go.
IOnlyFavoriteA10s
I skipped past all of them, read the 5 levels of hell and thought "Eh, it's only 10 pm, why the fuck not". Read Gristers first. I'm scared.
IOnlyFavoriteA10s
I also have 2 cats, a dog and a rabbit, so I might think twice about those sounds.
ASAPSleep
Dude it is 3:08. Im sleeping on the couch at my parents home (I'm in college and home for the weekend). My 3 dogs are with me. Tv is on. 1/2
ASAPSleep
Lights will be on when I get courage to get up. Too scared: Send Help. 2/2
weirdpuppy
You okay yet?
gingerminge
While I was reading that one some kids threw watermelon at my window and scared the piss out of me.
kidshady45
Maybe they were aiming for a grister paying you a visit?
Gothmariachi
Watermelon on your window? Yeah right that sounds like something gristers would want you to believe
gingerminge
You're cruel ;.;
Lioness8200
Why a watermelon?
RogerTheCabinBoy
Because he had to lose weight while escaping the coppers and the other choice was to throw away the chicken wings he had in a bucket.
gingerminge
I'm still trying to figure that out
HalalOnTheStreetsHaramInTheSheets
"Such as prints and photographs" well fuck you then thanks a lot asshole.
NeverEatAWholePineapple
She's just lookin at gristers
Ringdingdong7
I gotta find myself a new continent to live....because fuck moving houses
fiddlewheelx
that one was amazing, now that is how you f*** with people!
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
My computer was sitting in such a way that the creepy girl was staring out my window. I'm not gonna check.
muffinlynx
*Remembers the only window in the room without blinds is behind him* Oh.
triSARAtopswasalreadytaken
i slowly got up, walked to my light switch to turn it on, then went and sat in the livingroom for a while. all without looking at the window
BUTTSCHRATTSHA
,
Dawzaster
Jesus this freaked me out
Illcomebacktothislater
Well fucking shit.
NeverEatAWholePineapple
She's just lookin at gristers
delecti
I didn't get any creepy vibe from that one. Even after reading the description, it's just a fairly cute girl.
pokenar
I find those types not scary, it completely ruins it when they attempt to insert the reader into it, removes the "maybe" factor.
ManInACan
That's why I tend to read the last sentence or two first.
LaFaeFae
Ha, was just thinking that exact same thing.
VitaminDeezNutz
That's my exes' Christmas present sorted.
HalalOnTheStreetsHaramInTheSheets
Bravo sir
Hypnonotic
Jokes on them, I have a mirror behind my computer right now.
LMeire
Plot Twist: Vampire ghosts.
DarkParn
Ha, jokes on them. I already hear light footsteps and sighs when no-one is around.
DineASausage
Read that while in a taxi. Poor taxi driver will have to put up with a haunted car now
mener
Yeah OP thanks a fucking lot. I'm alone at work. Fuck. Shouldn't have read this :'(
woodwardja12
Are you sure that you're alone? There was some dude behind you earlier.
mener
I was asking my friends to come visit me at work and keep me company and that is what they all said...some person behind -.- great friends
woodwardja12
I expect nothing else from great friends
BwibbleBwobble
Me too. This shit always starts off fun, then there's something like that, and I spend the rest of the night terrified of doing my job.
mener
I was doing ok until that part. Really paranoid right now. I had to muster up the courage to use the washroom.
BwibbleBwobble
I do home care, and I'm in this house basically by myself, I still need to finish the laundry and do the dishes. I'd go outside to cool (1)
BwibbleBwobble
off, but this stupid neighborhood was built over a cemetery (not even fucking kidding) I don't know why I do these things to myself... (2)
RoseNoot
This one cracked me up-- right next to my desk is a life size cutout of Spock.
BenedoodleCumberpoodle
The moment I saw the picture, I actually DID get really uncomfortable and felt weird. When I read the last paragraph, I completely freaked.
OrangeyougladImnaked
Because you're on a creepypasta post and you knew that there was probably a creepy backstory to it.
hornypoodle
I did the same exact thing. Send help pls
TheEntireScottishNavy
Seriously, not cool man. No one should be turning Imgur into a place where i get cursed. AGAIN, I DON'T COME HERE FOR CURSES.
dagg3r
I stopped reading to come see if anyone else said this
itsnotatuba89
I finished work late and had to walk home in the dark last night through some woods (it shaves about 20mins off my journey)... Was difficult
magicdinosauce
I heard footsteps on the floor above me when I read that one. I live on the top floor in my building.
LaughingOrgasms
Ayay, no way!
PeepBunnies
Racoons or squirrels.
doctortran
Naw b it's all good, that isn't a print OR a photo, it's just an online image, I gotchu
dagg3r
I'm wondering how many people just condemned their toilets/bathrooms
TheSecondPiewackit
Joke's on you bitch! My back is to a wall!
Lykasmitts
Glossy Screens FTW
AceOfShovels
That kinda ruined it for me. Went from intriguing to 2spoopy in a split second.
MrsHiddle
Stopped reading after the "standing behind them" bit. Fuck that shit.
TheProofIsInDePudding
I'm lying in bed on my stomach..
upvoteallcorgis
It's under the bed.
Supanini
Aye, let me just slide right in there homie.
BoopityBap
Haha.. It's like the ghost doesn't really have another option and so just asks to squeeze in. "Sure, ghost.. Let's chill and read pasta"
Supanini
Oh, I meant slide in your booty hole
Supanini
Well, his booty, not yours. But idk how your ghost roll either
jedreeves
Was browsing on my phone. After seeing the picture and read the discription and use the reflection of my screen to look behind me. There was
jedreeves
My coworker standing behind me, now having to put up with my soiled pants.
guilhermedidi
dat username
LMeire
Seriously though that was some damn good placement, especially in respect to the "gristers" story. First you're told that you're being 1/2
LMeire
watched, then you're told not to look. I can't be the only one who started hearing weird crap in my head after that. 2/2
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
I didn't know Emma Watson was so scary.
armandqt
Was totally thinking "It's okay its Emma Watson"
LaughingOrgasms
Haha that's who I thought she looked like!
MissCocktail
Is that the only one you read? That's the only one I read. Others are too long.
themaskedhobo
I ain't worried I already live in a haunted house and my 3 ghosts can beat up that ghost any day of the week
themaskedhobo
The smoker (smells like cig smoke tall and thin), the mother (moves dishes and puts blankets on babies heavy and short), and the trickster>>
themaskedhobo
a little girl in a dress that moves things, she'll will sometimes put them back if you get frustrated.
eliz73
The image of an angel is also an angel.
kelestofkels
Oh lord, it's moving.
nerdygamer47
Dont.
nerdygamer47
Blink.
Nepeta33
shall itself become an angel.
Pumpkinbot
Am I the only one that thought that was...kinda dumb? :v I mean, in "Blink", the Doctor is handed a fucking photograph of an angel.
LaFaeFae
Also, if by looking at one amy put an image of an angel in her eye, why didn't it happen to everyone else who looked at an angel?
Idontknowsomethingorother
Good job for me that she was just looking at my cat, who likes to sit on the sofa behind me
killerofthesky
The phenomena is actually pretty easy to explain. Most portraits have the subject facing the painter. This one faces away and behind. (1/2)
killerofthesky
Your mind sees only the eyes looking behind you and inputs the information that something is behind you.
thetonestarr
Combine that w/ the story given to it, & the statement that the image on your screen also fits the story & it's a fantastic creepypasta.
dangerousmelon
That's actually made me feel better. Thanks! +1
zackofspades
It's really messing with me...I looked at it 5 minutes ago and I can't stay in one room.
thetonestarr
It's 100% psychological and the person who wrote it understands human psychology a little too well.
zackofspades
I blame... http://imgur.com/oKdigh0
LMeire
That's because thinking about it makes you imagine it right in front of you since that's how you saw and remember it. Recreates the effect.
zackofspades
Thank you. Sincerely. I would like to sleep tonight.
Devoid11
Yeah, Science! Shining the light on the monster under the bed!
DragonMuffins
yeaaah.. my chair is resting agaisnt the wall so i didn't really look behind.
Dolphis
Jokes on them im in a hotel.
InaraSerra
Ifkr? What a dick move. ~.~
thehappiestpersononimgur
My exact thought. I felt uneasy when I first saw it, but nothing like someone standing behind me tha
G0MeatCube
What? What was that from
kelestofkels
...Why is it moving?
pleaseletmepetallthedogs
Spooked me enough that I had to turn on the lights. I hit the switch and BOOM! A firework exploded outside. I just sharted. Thanks, guys.
halochief90
This was the same point I turned on the lights too. Fuck me.
MySpecialBrand
+1 for sharted pants
XHavic
Bwahahaha! Happy 4th!
ratherswelltobanana
After I read that one, my rabbit thumped its feet and had wide open eyes (signaling that she sees danger somewhere and is alerting others).
TwirlingDaisies
Just turned on my lights too. No fireworks or shart for me though.
youreasmellypiratehooker
I sharted earlier after eating Qdoba. Never again will I eat there for the next week.
IDropPantiesEverywhereIGo
Same thing here, dumbass out back from my apartment threw a mortar in the pool so it wasn't super loud, but it vibrated the whole building.
mateysaidwot
Sometimes, just sometimes, I love humanity so - goddamn - much :)
potentateoftherose
Thank you for making me laugh :)
thisiswhathappenswhenyoufuckastrangerintheasslarry
Thanks to modern technology you can literally make anyones house a negative place. Id say thats pretty cool...
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
I read half that, then made my dogs chill in the bathroom while i showered. I will german shepherd the F outta you, ghost. Not playing.
MrsHiddle
I'm gonna go watch cartoons with all the lights on now. I don't care if I'm 27 yrs old.
smoochmysnoot
I'm 40 and I'm totally swiping my son's teddy bear tonight
AFuckingChocobo
I used to take comfort in cartoon too, then i went on a lost episode creepypasta binge.
EmzeexD
I rekn South Park is the best way to get over any scary shit. Who can be scared when your watching cartoons poop out their mouths.
Thelibrarianchick
I'm hugging my dog for comfort it's okay
terithian
I started listening to music, too, because it was too quiet.
Tver937
yup. right there with ya. all the lights on
MrsHiddle
The remote control just fell off the couch and I almost shit my pants.
Tver937
ahahahaha, I'm just youtubing adventure time. I want food, but I'm too scared to go into my kitchen now
MrsHiddle
Haha good luck ;)
KeleesiPls
I'll bring the flashlights.
KendrickAlpaca
I'll bring the fleshlights ;)
MrsHiddle
Please do
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
I'll bring the blankets and the pillows.
pacmanrockshok
When I read that I just said "nope nope nope nope nope nope nope" and scrolled all the way down here
BeepBoopBeepBop
Same. Goosebumps everywhere.
InnocentlyStandingBy
Same here dude
SpecimenSpiff
I just printed it out and am going to hang it on my refrigerator without explaining it to my wife. Let's see what happens next!
Maxinoume
I want updates please!
Orion321
Make sure you're standing behind her when she sees is
Mutamn
Why are people waiting for an update? They're both dead now.
shorr
If it doesn't work, mention the system to her. I was fine with the picture until I read that sentence. Psychology
SpecimenSpiff
That's my plan. I'm going to leave it up without any explanation for the next few days. Then, I'll tell her more and see if that affects her
LaFaeFae
Updaaaaaate
SpecimenSpiff
Still waiting. She hasn't mentioned being bothered by it, but I catch her staring at it sometimes when she's in the kitchen.
letmenumberthatforyou
Also commenting for update.
SpecimenSpiff
Still waiting. She hasn't mentioned being bothered by it, but I catch her staring at it sometimes when she's in the kitchen.
CatPandas
Messing with your wife like that = you ded
Neintendo
Please do inform us
SpecimenSpiff
Still waiting. She hasn't mentioned being bothered by it, but I catch her staring at it sometimes when she's in the kitchen.
ThisIsNetsu
Stand behind her when she looks at it.
Curiousone545
you're so evil. Just got cold chills reading that. 2spooky4me
LadyRin
Commenting for an update.
SpecimenSpiff
Still waiting. She hasn't mentioned being bothered by it, but I catch her staring at it sometimes when she's in the kitchen.
ratherswelltobanana
Update..
SpecimenSpiff
Still waiting. She hasn't mentioned being bothered by it, but I catch her staring at it sometimes when she's in the kitchen.
SpecimenSpiff
If I find my newborn crawling on the ceiling with her head spinning around to look down on me while I sleep, I'll let ya know!
LadyLaunchpadMcQuack
http://www.highdefdiscnews.com/screenshots/dreamworks_spooky_stories_13.png
Soundedleaf
ARE YOU OK?
turtleboop
Can someone explain the screaming/gravel pit one for... uhhh... my dumb friend?
FlaccidRapper
He is a killer and was depositing bodies in the pit. He was worried about the screaming because the 'bodies' are supposed to be dead.
soukmania
also "fish can't scream" broke the spooky for me. I imagined a guy very confused about the trout "why are you screaming mate?"
dawndrop
Seconded. I didn't get it. I just assumed someone is getting murdered down there. I mean it's scary but not creepy pasta scary
NotSarcasticAtAll
Heard scream, went to pit, saw kid drown. Froze and pissed himself from a fear his mind won't process. Fish DON'T scream, after all.
soukmania
I don't get it either
ArdentSlacker
It's the shitty one?
Azguarinz
He was the one throwing kids in the pit and they would scream until they drowned because of the constant raining,or at least that what I got
Szwejkowski
That's what I figured. It wasn't very well done.
Melyeter
Then why would he post this? Why would he wonder "why is someone screaming"? Makes no senseeeeeeee
Azguarinz
Maybe he hid bodies and kids found them and ran away screaming and he won't call the police because it will blow his cover
KendrickAlpaca
Because they're supposed to be dead. He cant have his victims alerting the neighbors now can he
Melyeter
support*
Melyeter
But he tells the truck dude that he thought the screaming are drunk kids? Which lines sustain your idea?
KendrickAlpaca
Probably an attempt at a coverup. Check my pm