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Dec 9, 2016 2:04 AM
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
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jvillager916
Here comes Mongo!!!
zalurker
Yep. time to rewatch it again
SirFeatherbottom
bobyran
This is the best movie ever.
HandBananananaTime
I actually know a great majority of the lines to this movie by heart. I have watched it at least 50 times. Thanks grandpa!
LannistersSendTheirRetards
This movie was ahead of its time. One of my favs. Rip Gene
HardAtTwerk
PrisonDonkey
I've seen this only once, and I was entirely too young to understand almost anything in it. I really need to watch it again.
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
First time I saw I think I was 7? I was like 'Why is dad laughing at this?'
Ifavouriteanimalgifs
I know what I'm watching tonight
artimusdeath
Thank you!!
jckiimp1
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. [looks at secretary's boobs] Hello, boys. You have a good night's rest? I missed you!
CrimsonBlaze
It's twue, it's twue
mcfugg
"Sorry to disappoint you ma'am, but that's my arm you're sucking on" -original script
flatdeer
I love Wilder's delivery. He must have made Gilda laugh all the time, may they both RIP.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
DerpyUserID
probationaryperiod
Me too.
ImortalCow
And now for my next impression... Jessie Owens!
HodorTactical
*runs away*
JoshPelletier
Why?
DerpyUserID
See black guys dating white woman is the white mans greatest fear. Used to be still is but used to too.
HodorTactical
Hey boys! Look what I've got here!
Orionsdick
What do you like to do? -oh, play chess, screw. -let's play chess
wildcatfan4life
"What in Wild World of Sports is going on here?"
MixMasterPants
"De camp town lady?"
JustAnotherBrett
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here!
twfeline
My mother was not a big movie fan, but she went to see this in the theater multiple times during its initial release.
jckiimp1
Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. [looks at secretary's boobs] Hello, boys. You have a good night's rest? I missed you !
temujin9
Missing my favorite:
AHundredBillionBottles
bookmarked
mikeazariah
Mine too, I say it way too often in an average week.
jckiimp1
Perhaps my favorite movie. Along with Ferris Bueller and Princess Bride.
stormtrooper412
please don't mention that shit in the same sentence as Blazing Saddles
rel0hd
This is tied for my favorite Mel Brooks movie with, well, pretty much all of them.
MotherfuckinGoats
I love that genuine laugh at the end.
Enobwaj
brokeart
Classic.
BeerStoreGuy
MiasmaCorrigan
nice
Ghazghkull
could of at least called us faggots
Mistruths
could've
Ghazghkull
yeah I know, is it, though, not the way we write?
Mistruths
Morons write "could of". What people say is "could've" which is a shortening of "could have".
TKBold
He rode a Blazing Saddle! He wore a shining star! His job, to offer battle! To bad men near and far!
electricbugalooii
The "You know... Morons" line is possibly the most perfect line and delivery in a movie ever.
AnythingMuchShorter
I like how it looks like he is laughing both in and out of character there.
absolutezero182
"Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith." Is my personal favorite.
Highlander8795
That line is from a tv show though and electricbugalooII specified it as the best line in any movie
dotlizard
It was ad-libbed, too. Cleavon Little's reaction is completely genuine.
essentialjunk
True fact...this was the first movie to have farts. Brooks turned them up loud so the audience laughter wouldn't drown them out.
Ras668
How bout some more beans Mr Taggart?
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
The last time I saw this on television was in the 90's. They had cut all the fart sounds out.
FuzzyBwalls
Fuckin Tipper
Kyman201
Okay I'm PRETTY sure that's like, heretical. Blasphemy and all that.
Boredashell
It might be funny to watch the scene with them just leaning without any farts. Silent but deadly film making.
wishboned
Now in my early 30s ( Canadian, 2nd generation from Romania ), pops showed me this movie when i was maybe 12, 13.. Had it on vhs and he (1)
wishboned
Always made a clear point to me now matter how much i would laugh, (clearly not truly appreciating it until later ha! ) how important it (2)
wishboned
Was to understand how fucked up the world was and currently is as they would allow the N-word to be said repetitively and censor (3)
wishboned
Fart noises. As much as we would laugh because we're both comedy lovers and he's a huge western movie fan, he always turns it into a lesson
gaidinbdj
You can't put a fart (or even say the word) on broadcast television.
TeachMeSomething
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP7dm9oeW94 First Aired: September 18, 2005 on Fox Broadcasting. Explain that.
AuntSharron
In what decade/country?
gaidinbdj
The US. Now. Note that this is *broadcast* television. That doesn't include streaming, cable, or satellite.
AuntSharron
Family Guy is on Fox and he regularly stuffs Meg's face directly betwixt his cheeks and rips ass. Bender rips flaming farts on Futurama.
hashtagKKas
But you can sure as hell show a model deep throating a hamburger.
Gomer592
1 film that will never hit public TV again, and its a damn shame, it made fun of racist and racism in a PC way, but she said nigger
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
I hate how PC we have to be now. Richard Pryor was a writer on this movie and it's brilliant in the way it mocks racism. I left out 1/2
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
The beggar giving him the pie $ the hooded people as not to offend; but those were hilarious. Sometimes you just have to laugh.. 2/3
Karatethedanecookofmartialarts
We need a lot more people like Mel Brooks & Gene Wilder in this world.