Real Mexican Tacos
Merry Christmas from me and my #1 girl.
I piss freedom.
We're doing our favorite Tinders today, eh?
Former breeding dog at puppy mill smiles now.
She winked at me.
seriously.
Racist exhibit is racist
White House: President's Private Rooms
finally made it
This majestic bitch came to live with us and she's pretty frickin' awesome.
Baby Ruth game on point.
Merry Christmas
But they can't take my freedom!
Big ol' ship makes waves when launched
Me and my #1 girl, my daughter Chloe. Merry Christmas!
Today I killed myself.
I have been claimed as someone's hooman.
Roll AIDS?
I see your pic of John Travolta and Princess Diana, and I raise you Marty Allen and Betty Ford.
What's in the box?
Giving back