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I Have a Dream
This punishment is worse than a beating
ThomMerrilin
My dad hot glued the remotes to a log that weighed 75lbs so we wouldn't lose them
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
"This nigga booker t hitting a spinaroony in mid air"
ThomasMcMullin
I love the cooking one. That's hilarious.
AaaaaaaaaaJ
id love to see more of these i kinda like it better than the billions of regular tumblr posts we usually get
OGdaddyswag
I have about 10 more /a/48b2M
NuclearMorgan
As a black man, this was quite humorous.
Deviouz1
as a 40 yr old white man that grew up in juvie, this was fuckin HILARIOUS
Raleigh33
as a black woman, I second that.
Avengur
A black man?
ramaf
ImJustHappytoSeeYou
That's OUR word!
WKBetafiggit
Watch out for lightskins.
qussow
Some are partial to acting in a confrontational manner.
gb74
Lightskin here. Drake is in fact an inspiration. That man is an international treasure.
laestrella
I can't even see what is going on in that second picture.
hannes3120
on another note: why do so many people think that pulling out is a valid form of birth control?
laestrella
It's on of the first things you are told not to do in sexual education.
hannes3120
that's why I'm curious
BlueBlueElectricBlue
It is 96% effective IF you do it correctly. Source: http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-info/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
...what's wrong with it?
hannes3120
"studies have found actual failure rates of 15–28% per year" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus
eadanke
I love the cooking one, but it's painfully close to revealing how much more we all love food than... I've said too much already
420Blouseitfurcoat
Wut, I don't think about snizz when I'm hungry and I don't think about nachoes when I'm horny.
anondoc
hobbits
plusoneforyou
*smuthers you with pillow* SILENCE BROTHER
Jduvy
Where is part 2!? This is amazing.
ChideraEn
Black people instagram is funny. +1
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
I REALLY hope that "part 1" actually means more are coming, because I love these!
Hugoduckandweaving
That last one is freaking cruel.
geivoll
Long distance pillow: Cause who the fuck wouldn't want light directly in their face when trying to sleep?
wilburx
Step one: acquire a lady
agdsglsjdfgkjds43542
i want a pillow that you can adjust the temperature on, so if its in the summer and your hot as fuck you can just make the pillow cold
EarlSweatshirt
Suddently in the Winter... HOUSE FIRE.
Zawnbu
invent it
InboxMeYourOods
Only 3 easy payments of $29.99!
WalterWhiteWalker
You can always get the chillow: https://www.chillow.com/
luke33221
The sight dedicated to chillows is sold out of chillows... wtf
imaginationislow
also, timezones but whatev.
wondersalot
Well I mean I Skype my long distance girlfriend to sleep and have to deal with light butttttt I meannn it's worth it (;
imhereforthepuns
My bf and I do that tooooo!
tranderas
I sleep with the TV on.
Happynakedpenguintime
Do you sleep with the TV on your face?
lanallaby
I wonder how they work ??
threestep
Poorly, that's how.
WitnessGreatness
It would make more sense for it to work the opposite way. If the other person leaves the bed, it lights up. Its still useless as fuck.
Hokie5
THIS NEEDS TO BE A THING
OGdaddyswag
It was a thing /a/48b2M
GrandMagusRubick
That stew one is like when gamer guys get butthurt when they hear some girl say they play games.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dad, y u do dis?
ChalkDust
Enjoy, guys. https://twitter.com/BlackPplTweet
TheDumpsterKitty
Dear @ChalkDust, You just solidified my trip to hell. Thanks for making that clear. I don't have to worry about church any more.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxXTPlvCUAAhsMF.jpg:large . what.
UncleTompa
http://imgur.com/Diw3LmY
barnaclescreams
Lost it at water stew. I haven't seen something this funny in a while.
igunn3r
14 unread messages? Come on man.
jessiewesson
If the pillows flashing does that mean they could be fucking someone else?
marylanddd
"nigga boutta make a young chop beat with that body slam" LOL
LookRanImMowinTheAir
"the joints aint even red"
Eightbitshik
Some of this had me in tears
poopdrawings
Chad Hamilton might be the whitest name in the galaxy.
KittenGrandma
Where the heck is part 2 I need more laughs
ohdangit
i gotta say i really agree with and support that last one
Euthanized
Kid looking like Sherman Helmsley!
BigBirdForPresident
Ha yeah, my mom was acting all grown up and stuff so I shaved her head. On one side it was funny, on the other side I am now homeless.
ohdangit
did you give her a skrilllex?
albatross17
Last time that was posted a bunch of people were whining and calling it child abuse
BreakfastDieYoung
plot twist: he is homeschooled
jakovii
yeah but you can see the part at the bottom where they started cutting it. ~~dream spoilers~
Csel
300+ upvotes? im surprised. imgur usually hates on the child shaming posts. im not arguing, just pointing that out.
ohdangit
hey im as surprised as you are. i just thought the kids face was funny. and his new hair cut
BradleyCooper123456789
That kids face. He is thinking about school the next day. Gonna have to face a bunch of lightskins. Bet he misses segregation now!
alabamafutbol
Someone misunderstood the concept of "lightskins" lol
yourenowbreathingmanually
This has a surprising amount of upvotes hahaha I love it
HailSatinDarkClothMaster
Check your privilege
ohdangit
you wanna take this outside punk?
HailSatinDarkClothMaster
Hey, I'm white... You're not allowed to be mean to me. We've been through enough.
ohdangit
youre right. our brothers have to stick together.
WeeTea
Water stew with a side of disappointment
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
I prefer hot ham water, myself.
Fredfinks
Theres a smack of disappointment in that too.
Yoshiru
http://blog.urbanoutfitters.com/files/hothamwater1.jpg
DemonicPica
Wait... you read it too???
TheLastBattlestar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3onOjHki-k
PCard
As a white dude I can't stop looking at that ass. http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Mark-Zuckerberg.gif
sofacoin
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doodiepants
I like your mom's Mac n cheese better.
Ghost6503
I like your mom better
demonic
I would like to give her some mayo for the recipe if you catch my drift
Quiche
So your mom makes water stew and asks you to stand to the left of it?
domenick91
just woke up my roomate from his nap with my audible yet sensational gut laugh
mcslyguy
shots fired
IAlsoWantToBeFunny
There's room here for a joke about cooking and burning. I'm not funny enough for it though
zotten
Dat ass, doe
Erilis
As a white man, can we just talk about dat ass fo a second?! I mean damn!
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
Women in her native environment
TigPoe
Stone soup.
NotHarroc
Matches perfectly well with a struggle burger.
TasslehoffBurrfoot
surprised it wasn't a toast sandwich
CollegeLife
holyglamgrenade
5 minutes later, im still giggling over that line.
bringingclawstoagunfight
Put a smack of ham in there and baby, you got a stew going!
isurus
hot ham water!
Denvercoder09
I call it, hot ham water
marximusprime
In related news, though, she do.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I can confirm, she does.
mentallychallengeaccepted
WHO IS SHE
TracerBulletPI
Oh look, it's one of the jokes from the things I just read.
spacecowboyein
at least he didn't start it with "lost it at"
WeeTea
*she
CGriffo124
But that booty sure don't disappoint.
drlazercatz
Shawty hot!
InanityWolf
drunktodd
I too need source for science..
QuadrilateralEnix
"smells like shit"
InanityWolf
I...I don't have the sauce.
baneofthewalrus
i'm gonna need some source so i can science later
SlowLightning
Not enough science happening, need findings to do more science.
BloodRaptorX
Commenting for science experiments later. Fuck.
FuchsiaHamSandwich
NSFW sauce: http://www.xvideos.com/video3606066/three_lesbians_licking_their_asses
FuchsiaHamSandwich
Alyssa Reece, Dani Daniels and Elisa, for more sciencing
InanityWolf
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/659/475/a4d.gif
qussow
A dash of self delusion really covers up the after taste of disappointment. Makes the water so much tastier.
Yanko
and yet there's a smack of ham to it.
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
He gone learn today!
FiatLuxIam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
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tomyironmane
Every good father dreams of his kids having a better life than he does. To include better education. He gonna LEARN today.
InanityWolf
He spelled every word correctly.
UncleB0b
BigFatDan
http://imgur.com/884TGlF
ReallyWellFuck
*He gon lern today!
bsArtst
Hey! Knock it off. http://imgur.com/Ncbm8VN
PowerStacheOfTheYear
He gone be MOVIN' ON UU-UUP http://i57.tinypic.com/2uig5dz.png
Babboos
..TO THE EAST SIDE
Crazy49er
FINALLY GOT A PIECE OF THAT PIEEEEE
zeustheguitarlord
L-O-N-G DIIIIIIIIIICK
TheAngryJew
L-O-DICK
ImBecky
*gon
Shit4chanSays
Nigga* gone learn today!!
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/K2aYFGWyjDDd6/giphy.gif
Erilis
lol, I love how I had to click "Read more" for this one. :)
rozz
SAY IT WIT YO CHEST! LITTLE ASS NIGGUH.
ChocolateFrostedButts
alright alright alright allriiiiiiiiiight!
Starvegal
http://media.giphy.com/media/XUhRGXhFLLzqg/giphy.gif
HookedOnTwoFeelings
Hey yaaaah
DavidBowiesCodpiece
Say it with your chest!
Realitea
-Uncle Richard Jr
DirkDerpaDerp
Little ass nigga
YosoyIamJesuisIosonoIchbin
The cell phone/remote control is genius!
smuvness
Lost it at the tetris comment.
FlatPlutoSociety
FUCK, that's a good comment. Get this person an Imgur account, please.
wpack33
Same, that was by far the funniest
JustToBeClearIDidNotWriteThatSongAndHaveNeverHadSexWithAChild
OursIsTheFury300
I immediately thought of Sherman Hemsley.
QuadrilateralEnix
if Charles Barkley got the Benjamin Button life
ragekritz
That's the youngest looking 50 year old man I've ever seen
gloriousbastard
Nigga be 400% done.
PCard
WTF username?
BrianStreet
BriggsTheSergal
soon.....
DanNeedsLoveToo
Honestly.. reminded me of Coach Hines
citizentrain
Just like daddy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26v0Sr69Mb8
Howtointernet1
Thats the face of revenge...