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Oct 5, 2016 7:00 PM
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Gasmonkeyfrank
Your carshake brings all the boys to my garage.
Idrinkforevil
at what point was the grinding noise and high pitched squeal not a dead givaway?
CallmeMefford
Well, I'm guessing it did.
Minnesnartian
Looks like O'Reilly's screwed up another set of rotors.
SpasticWrangler
Luckily, Jeremy is on the case
ValhallaArise
Now I've seen some pretty chewed rotors but GOOD FUCKING GOD!!!!
CapnKronical
Fuck yeah another O'Reilly's employee! Store 675 rep here!
Marblebag
Eyyyyy O'Reilly. Region 5 represent
LemanRus
That's an oreillys if anyone cares and we get that quite often, or people pissed that we wont turn em if there is only like 2 thou left
BruhManTobalo
Oh, Oh, Oriellyyyyyyyyyyyyy...auto parts...owe!
chewtoy9696
Let me guess "No, I'll wait to replace it next time I come in"
vailthor
Customer's Reaction
atomicbobsbbq
DiscountShoppingCart
Knowing that this post is 4 years old, why did nobody ask why the brake rotor has a bearing seal and wheel studs attached to it?
HerbieSanders
Hey Jeremy, How thin were those rotors? And was there even any metal left on the pads?
DeadpoolWilson
My exact response
BurnerAccountYo
O o o, oreillys
BurnerAccountYo
Auto parts
McKeagle
yup... looks breaken to me.
waitbutactually
I take it that's not supposed to look like that. . What is it?
MEvsMARADONAvsELVIS
" O O O O'Reilly's (auto parts) "
Thefear1984
Oww!
laughinglaura
So I don't know what you're holding and what it even means
potatomurdererr
But are you laughing?
charliegrs
I've seen worse
skipweasel
And a failed oil seal, too.
thebesteverdeathmetalbandoutofDenton
Hey Jeremy
satanscott
I see this shit every day. yesterday, "my car doesnt shift right/feels funny" me : drains a strawberry milkshake out of the transmission.
satanscott
thermostat had been stuck for "about a month, maybe more" they told me. rad blew up coolant and trans mix.
MyHighestRatedCommentsDissappearedSince5YearsAgo
I know literally 0 things about cars... but that doesn't look right.
thelastchipinthepacket
Well now you know literally 1 thing about cars! :) that shouldnt look like that
OtroBarry
You now know 1 thing about cars cuz that steering wheel is fukd up
PeopleReportEvenIfTheyreMarkedMature
What is going on
MOTHERFUCKINGJUDAS
supposed to look like this. https://www.fordparts.com/FileUploads/RichTextboxImages/image/BrakeRotor.JPG?v=28
MOTHERFUCKINGJUDAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4fAPpj3p48
geoscoot
You can just turn that..should still be in spec.
whatthefuckgus
Def
aishamaria
ColdToes90
Still got several thousandths to discard thickness.
woodenbadger
That shit'll buff out.
Hoojamufasijer
Does anyone know a Jeremy that doesn't work on cars?
theloneponderer
I know a Jeremy who's basically a younger, bisexual Johnny Depp.
MarvelousShiggyDiggy
my cousin is a stunt man.
Asdfjlk
Portmaster code not playing Tetris yet? That's Jer!
OtterOfDoom
I know a guy at my tech support job named Jeremy. He didn't even know his own lug pattern.
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Yeah. He's an audio engineer.
NeedfullThing
I know a guy named Jeremy that works on cars! I'll tell you what man...this world gee whiz....
somepeoplecallmeyou
https://twitter.com/jeremeamia
Chazwozza
I know a Jeremy who's a writer, he's never driven a car much less fixed...anything.
SilverKytten
The only Jeremy I've ever known was an asshole that probably does work on cars, because he can't get a job anywhere else.
FrankBrayman
LIIIttle JAAAAY!
eion85
MusicSoundsBetterWithLove
You beat me to it +1
uncommonvortex
My brother is jeremey and he doesn't but I do
chewtoy9696
I know a Jeremy that is a lawyer
morpheus7826
Yeah...Ron
EClaire1073
Does he use a porn name? If he does, he doesn't count.
ValhallaArise
First and middle name, so it counts!
Koshunae
Does anyone know a Collin that works on cars? Because I am and do
DarthTyre
I am as well but I do the opposite
Koshunae
What is the opposite
DarthTyre
Graphic design
OccamsShavingCream
Yeah. The carpenter at my old job was Jeremy.
Stelson
But do he work on cars do?
OccamsShavingCream
I honestly don't know. I wouldn't be surprised.
Koshunae
Tradesmen usually have more than one trade they practice.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
How does that even happen?
BANANAFLAKE
They clearly did not oil their brakes.
MadeInTheUSA95
Customer just kept getting oil changes only.
Trexel
Sometimes things just brake
aishamaria
Drinking n driving. Just say no kids.
rubbarz
Didnt flush the brake lights.
sebastionloeb
Didnt make the proper blood sacrifice to quetzalcoatl.
indebtedlawyer
+1 for right spelling. May Huitzilopochtli be with you.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Didn't replace blinker fluid. It's very important.
terryr
That was attacked from the outside of the wheel. Chisel and hammer or something.
distantyetfamiliar
I don't know why you were downvoted, but I believe this one and the next one down are most accurate...The rotor's off now, good work Jeremy!
alltheotherusernamesaregone
I always imagine none of you know why and that's why you make a joke instead of actually answering.
Pabloblibli
Didn't service the flux capacitor correctly
z3lfmoord
They took it to O'Riley, that's how.
wadatahmydamie
Or Les fucking Schwab
KiltedinSeattle
Manny, Moe and Jack you up!
Lierofox
Unfunny answer: Seized brake caliper piston/slides.
niet3sche
Perfect! Thanks.
keepguessingusernames
Haha haha. ...oh you.
rumpyforeskin
Rofl good one
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Thank you!
Lierofox
Check out http://www.agcoauto.com/content/news/p2_articleid/159 specifically the "Sliding mount brake caliper" section.
duhnupac
.
a55mu11e7
tl;dr the slides of the caliper froze up putting uneven pressure on the rotor.
Lierofox
Though on second glance, this rotor looks SURPRISINGLY evenly over-worn, and more like it just took a few whacks from rocks.