TheJubel
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I'll have you know that I haven't jacked off for only five hours
Mar 24, 2017 11:27 PM
TheJubel
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lokiofchaos
I don't believe you. You would have stated a pronoun.
i01001001
Seems to me that if you don't want to be known for something, don't do it.
Captainbetray
He or she?
lemontorte
I would argue their life was already fucked up to go into the industry
GandalfTheHEYHEY
What happens when a porn actress has sex videos leaked?
1Plebian
I think it's one of those careers where you have to expect and allow for a certain degree of exclusion, but it's higher than it should be.
BallisticPenguin
Not all heros wear Capes
usernamesscaremesomuch
Just read that on Barstool lol
Soccer1980
Life is full of mistakes. My biggest mistake was getting addicted to porn. I almost lost everything.
LordNoodles
How so?
dragonpiper
Who was it you kneecap
CarlosSpicyweiner
Something similar happened to Gauge. Paid her way through medical school then couldn't get a job because of her past.
KunFayyaKun
I'm surprised she was even admitted to medical school. Not because of her intelligence, just because
CarlosSpicyweiner
Well, she probably knew more about the human anatomy than most ppl just starting school.
defnotwinning
But Charlie Sheen tho?...
916pokerman
It's really the people who ruined it. Sucks people are assholes and judge people like her. Like who gives a fuck if she did porn? 1/2
icantbelievemynamewastaken
imgur can't stop worrying about who's peeing where. They have to judge everyone's business.
zombiebatman
Change "Imgur" for "people"
icantbelievemynamewastaken
truth.
916pokerman
Worry about your damn self
1Plebian
It's certainly brings baggage though, baggage that isn't even the stars fault, but fans and maybe publicity you don't want.
Wookieoo7
Ahh, so it wasnt a case of it messed her up, just messed up her prospects.
Daloth
She said she's treated the same as a sex offender. I've never heard of a porn star killed, nor did I know it was a mental disorder.
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Yo... you went too far. You can end up on the sex offender list by taking a leak in some bushes.
NOINOON
I hate it when people move from past tense to present tense mid meme.
demonic
I downloaded and jacked off to a porn star who killed herself because people from her hometown found out and bullied her :/
NirvanaNik
As is tradition
UniSoul
A la that Mitch Hedberg joke... you haven't hacked off for only five hours... because that would be too short?
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Jenna Jameson, the early years
Dan69uk
We need a name
TheJubel
Bree Olsen lel
JewAndMe4Ever
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suitup666
Thanks for sharing the name
davethewave2
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iputonpantsforthis
Same, watched the Jim Norton special on Netflix, he mentions her, yada yada yada, i gotta clean my couch.
Talahar
Did the same thing with Nessa and Penny Flame when they quit.
Frizoggy
Bree Olsen sounds like a chick, but you were playing the pronoun game in your post...something tells me you watched some gay porn.
grammarfairy
APA style guide JUST changed to allow the occasional singular 'they,' so fuck off.
darthOnion
Geez... +1
mthrndr01
It's a great idea to always convey as little information with your words as possible. They is so often the best choice.
emguhraeb
When the fuck did that happen?
grammarfairy
Friday. https://www.poynter.org/2017/ap-style-change-singular-they-is-acceptable-in-limited-cases/453356/
thefrayedendsofsanity
SO YOU'RE A STOOLIE
AnonymouZero
-___-
trashmouth
Yeah she got shafted
aBagFullOfSexToys
You can buy a UR3 replica of her vagina for $134.99 + tax
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
meh
spreadingthenegativity
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Iveseenalotapuss
I got a confession to make,
BlahBlahDinks
Porn isn't glamorous...who knew
desenclos
Ah yes, been there. Thank you Stella May of Hot Girls Wanted.
justacap
https://www.dailydot.com/irl/bree-olson-untold-story/
banacote
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BazzyMuffin
Made millions? I'd take the pain to actually have money, she can settle down and hobby the shit out of life.
justacap
Dunno if I believe millions. But if she did, and blew it all? Yeah, not a lot of sympathy for her.
jsamspicydog
Past porn star or not, she is still a human being and worthy of respect. Just check her out when they asked her how she wants to be treated.
illinus
So, she's upset that people call her names on the Internet and recognize her in public?
D7ve
Turns out Porn is not great career. Shocking
Joylove
More on this late breaking story at 10.
justacap
Porn *is* a great career, if you're popular (she was), & financially savvy (just like the NFL). Work your body to limit ~5 years, retire.
ShunkBadman
After reading this story, all I can say is Sasha Grey seems to be doing just fine without blaming everyone around her. Bree should call her.
bartybastly
What the fuck did she think was going to happen. No sympathy.
summershank
I don't know why you're being downvoted. There's a difference between exploring your sexuality and getting gangbanged on camera by 8 dudes
Joylove
She chose the fast money.
justacap
And didn't do a good job with it. Millions?
Joylove
Millions isn't enough to retire on in your 20s, but you shouldn't be flat broke 10 minutes later either. I doubt millions at ~$500 per film.
justacap
I could've retired on $1m (after-tax) in my 20s. $30k a year at 3%, probably coulda made 6%. (7%=stock market). $15k yr to invest.
SexyClaptrap
It is bullshit that there are no royalties.
ChrisTallant
Seriously?
SexyClaptrap
Yes, seriously. They're acting, using their bodies, people watch the video for the actor in the video, and the porn agencies make ad revenue
SexyClaptrap
Indefinitely, while the actor just gets their check in the beginning. That's a bullshit arrangement especially since the actors can only do
SexyClaptrap
It for so long. It should be treated the same as any other media industry.
Krakraalldayday
yeah we gotta know who it was before we move forward with this
Dayrest
She said "Porn didn’t hurt me. The way society treats me for having done it does."
ShunkBadman
Meanwhile Sasha Grey has moved from porn to real movies and doesn't let petty shit like other people's opinions get her down.
Minatex
I have a hard time feeling bad when she says she made millions and now is broke.
hellifiknowwhatsgoingon
Theres a documentary on Netflix about newbee porn stars and the struggles. It was really informative.
TroelsyTwo
Plastic surgery to give you a new arsehole are expensive, don't you know.
Wookieoo7
I am concerned that this may be a real thing.
Joylove
I did not know. I did not.
Noxcado
I don't. I know I would've done some dumb shit at that age if I had a job making that kind of money. We see it with pro athletes a lot.
Minatex
True. Can't lie and say I would do differently.
HelloToe
I know of a model who found herself a goddamn WHALE of a sugar daddy. Like he was bankrolling her for 'put a kid through college' (1)
HelloToe
kind of money on a monthly basis. She blew it all, got dumped, and has nothing to show for it.
HelloToe
Well, except for her second boob job, she still has that.
only90skidswillgetthis
Cocaine is a hell of an expensive drug
LordGrizzly
Maybe she should fuck the pain away... SUCKIN ON MY TITTIES
TheCaptainPancake
LIKE YOU WANTIN ME, CALLIN ME!
raudrick
Teaches of peaches like sex on the beaches