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July 2014: I didn’t really think to take a “before” shot, but the area pre-bamboo-clearing is that overgrown thicket in the back.
I’ve knocked most of the bamboo down, and we’re about to have tree removal specialists remove the two-stalk tree in the middle.
The trees come down, instead of having the wood hauled away we ask them to leave it, cut into 2-foot sections. My wife is somewhat concerned about the volume of wood strewn about our yard.
The kids are less concerned.
I'm doing just fine.
With the trees down, it’s time to get to work clearing the brush from the overgrown area. I’m blessed with some great helpers!
Cleaning up this mess is no fun. I’m spending a lot of the weekends between our house and the conservation center, disposing of refuse.
A portion of our backyard was once a pond. In 1929 the town tore down our train station and filled in the pond with its remains. We find parts of the old train station everywhere we dig. It’s great for my kids, because who doesn’t want a train station buried in their backyard?
We also find other cool stuff, like this old Boy Scout beltbuckle
with the area cleared,
I start roping off a perimeter
The fun arrives.
With the playset built, it's time to build a retaining wall for all that mulch. Fortunately, we have a lot of a particular building material laying around.
Burying all the logs 9-12 inches deep leads us to hitting a lot of roots
and small rocks
that turn into large pieces of train station (son for scale)
The wall is coming along (bonus: there is a fox in this picture)
My neighbor George, an awesome dude in his late sixties, becomes my coworker.
PsBattle: Two men, some logs and a playground
Promontory summit!
Teamwork makes the dream work. Never forget it.
A sight to behold.
Complete.
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LBenDover
Love this gif ! As for your username, Would you really WANT them to?
ThisUsernameIsntRegistered
After peer review we have decided, yes, this is good dadding. Carry on, sir.
FatherOfFour
I second that.
OscarWilde1854
Imagine not having kids and putting all of this effort into something for yourself to enjoy! I love being selfish! And I hate kids! Yay!
doubledoubleanimalstyle
Not gonna lie, I'm pretty upset they cut the trees down
OscarWilde1854
It kinda looked like they were all rotted out.. maybe it was completely dead? Otherwise, yeah, I agree.
FaxCelestis
My kids would like to know if they can come over.
LurkerFrag
The loving look your daughter is giving those shovels in #6 makes me worry for you, OP.
whatevenispee
So, you think you're better than me?
SiameseCitys
You've got a big fucking yard OP. Excellent work, my son would be jealous.
thislittletune
Seriously, I live in the city and the size of that yard alone makes me want to cry.
Orangeje1o
Why would you remove the trees?
uranophobiac
I think they were rotting. The pic with the kids in the hollow logs shows how bad they were.
RedroverRedrover
That was just the one big tree. He removed a whole thicket of smaller ones.
thanatos777
a.k.a. "I cut down a bunch of trees to make my suburb even more suburban."
markswam
Did you do anything to prevent those logs from rotting away? If not, I give it five years before they need to be replaced.
MountainRedbeard
I have the same question
mousiemousie
Another triumph in Man's crusade to turn North America into one big lawn!
uhCanadian
I'd have kept the bamboo and trees tbh
noonerspisms
You're an awesome dad. Good job, op.
Trollopatomus
Now go slide down that slide, you deserve it
PrincipalSkinner
I love these type of posts, they make me feel like I've accomplished something.
idrinkcheapbeer
As someone that was raised in New Jersey, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that is New Jersey. Looks so much like home.
itsjoeco
It's New Jersey!
idrinkcheapbeer
Hoagies or subs?
GoCanadaGo
Hahah, let's see you compete with that one, "mom"!
TheMomaw
Definitely right call to take out that hollow old tree, it is not healthy and it could break in a storm...
TheMomaw
...But I'm sad no replacement was planted. Big yard trees are wonderful to have and the grow time is a lifetime.
noonerspisms
You're an awesome dad. Good job, op/
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
My dad made me a tree house, a zipline, and taught me how to use the electric plane and jigsaw to make wooden swords, before I was 10.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
My dad > *
misterskeItaI
I wish my dad did dad things
dah2001
So...is there a boy scout buried in your backyard?
DoYouEvenLindy
Asking the real questions.
WisdomPlaytime
I found the Boy Scout buckle disturbing as well. Any number of concerning scenarios come to mind. Why would a boy be separated from his...
WisdomPlaytime
...belt buckle unless he was being separated from his pants too?
insanitune
some of those belt buckles come off real easy, i know from experience and failing uniform inspection
TheHappyCanadian
we had the "prairie flower" shaming ceremony for anyone who had lost an item IIRC
insanitune
that sounds terrifying! our troop used to do "gray squirrel" :)
jguy220
I am always curious as to what people do with these playgrounds after the kids are grown up.
LvAllen
They tear them down and create ponds.
ohshitausername
they tear them down one day while your in high school without even telling you THANKS MOM
LBenDover
The grandkids get to use it!
jazzhead
They tear it down and plant a lot of bamboo instead.
DragonMaus
Nah. Just plant a single shoot of bamboo, then wait a week.
neilluminate
Yea but that other guy made a Lego sailboat sooo
3stan2112
Only issue I see is lack of space at the bottom of the slide. Should be 6' minimum. Logs aren't fun to bash your head on.
WhiteTexan
Dont show this post to the Ents, guys
Chouilste
They'll talk forever, then agree that these two kids aren't goblins, but Hobbits.
razikh
A wizard should know better!
mymindisblank
Burarumm
Saywatenaou
They come with fire, they come with axes... gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning!
ITookTheHobbitsToIsengard
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NoYolo4Jesus
Hoom! Hoom! To the entmoot!
TweenkleTwatSuperStar
Soooo you cut down 3 grown trees for this? Couldn't the kids play in the shade?
Stinkbeard
impregnate me
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WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Cried the bearded man
nation543
the phrasing in combination with your name raises a few questions
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.
rachaelistheone
maybe not... stinkbeard
choccymilknya
He already has two kids, I doubt he wants another one.
biggieboy
first get rid of your stinkbeard
Bro49
If he doesn't, I got you, @Stinkbeard.
masterswasntworthit
ERHM......http://www.memecenter.com/fun/147830/its-a-trap
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
I put together a bike this weekend so same thing but it might be kind of tough since I had a vasectomy but we can still practice a lot
Paramedia
This, is the female equivalent of super creepy. Or male still, this is the internet afterall
TheRedWunder
Unnecessary comma
Secsletariat
I, think you mean, the Walken, comma?
ktheman
The Walken comma is no punctuation. He has all traces of punctuation removed from his script copy funnily enough.
someguynamedted
I assume they forgot the second this, making it: This, this is...
RedroverRedrover
It was meant to add emphasis to the "This". Personally I go: *This*. But to each their own.
bosstonez
Paramedia
Damn. No hope for humanity.
cerastes
hailthedragonmaster
what the fuck
bosstonez
hahahahahahaha
Paramedia
OH JESUS WHY
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Emm, so... can i come over ?
TigerThong
I like the trees more, am i a bad human?
printpirate
Nope. You appear to be the Lorax.
TigerThong
I thought it was funny.
printpirate
Lol, thanks. Nice to know there are still a few people out there with a sense of humor.
warthoggy
I grew up with a completely overgrown backyard. Best forts ever.
Janelle563
Coulda made a sweet tree house in that V tree and it would have remained cool as the kids got older. They're gonna grow out of the swing set
muttonchoppa
As someone with a lot of trees, they fucking blow come fall.
darmir
ZOMGNO
It didn't look healthy, they may have had other reasons, but I'm sure OP will plant a few more now that the playground is finished!
ourari
This is a perfect example of modern human behavior: Cut down natural play equipment (tree house?) to put in artificial play equipment.
mechanimated
Well call me a corporate slave to the machine, but you get a lot more variety and safer fun out of a ground-level playground.
mechanimated
Well call me a corporate slave to the machine, but you get a lot more variety and safer fun out of a ground-level playground.
Patriotsg
Cut down hundreds of underpaid Chinese workers to build your computer which you can use to be an armchair activist, more like.
ourari
It seems my comment hit a nerve with you. I am making an observation. You are free to disagree, but there's no need to try to insult me.
Patriotsg
My comment is no more personal than yours.
eggmuffin
This isn't activism, it's just simply sensible.
azzamatbagatov
Nope cutting down all those trees was unnecessary
veelafleur
I'd assume the tree was half-dead anyway, given that the kids are standing inside the logs...better cut it down before it lands on the roof.
MarkBonneaux
Considering there's quite a few more trees in and around their yard, cutting it down isn't a major loss.
mediumsizedtittycommittee
I mean, the last thing earth needs is less trees.
dinosaurda
In the US
Supanini
Do you know how many fucking trees earth has
mediumsizedtittycommittee
Yeah yeah
Thatguyfromtheotherday
A lot less than it use to?
MarkBonneaux
I entirely agree on the scale of forests, fields, even clear cutting a whole yard but this is one tree. Big deal.
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
Plus they repurposed it for family enjoyment.
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
Yeah I was thinking tire swing.