Hramire4
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Mar 10, 2017 12:02 AM
Hramire4
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mugatugrows
"Twin". We know it's really you
bobnot
Both mothers or one cheated. You have the same father.
Stephen117117
Catfish?
ClubbedCub
Time to look at the bad comments!
Youts
No you didn't
LarryLevine
PLOT TWIST: the one on the right is a dude.
SgtMichaelCross
"Can't afford a vibrator, so here we are."
PMMeYOURBoobsPlz
Poor, poor @OP's inbox...
Jonowe
I
o11c
Your hair is nicer though! (maybe it's just the lighting, but if so she could have done better)
superfeathers
I think you two would look different from each other not smiling
Hramire4
I agree! I usually smile with teeth so the photo of me on the right wasn't very recent.
DownvotesAreFun
I envy people who can smile with teeth. I usually avoid it at all costs.
manbeartwink
Can i get either of your numbers?
herMitsubishi
Are your bios twins too?
TCGView
Go fuck yourself.
Mathafok3r
Prepare your inbox!
IGoInCanadaDry
DownvotesAreFun
Okay, this is a serious question, but do people REALLY send dickpictures to beautiful girls on Imgur or is that just a meme here?
DaisukeAramaki
My impression, gleaned from FP edits on posts mostly, is that it does happen but not nearly as much or often as we seem to believe.
DaisukeAramaki
Which, to be fair, could be said about almost everything modern humans believe happens in life.
bigdaddyfatpants
She's only 2 miles aways. So if you ever wondered why people were winking at you and offering vibes. Could be it.
Hramire4
Unfortunately she lives across the world. Found the photo on Reddit!
bigdaddyfatpants
You're still a very attractive woman, whether or not you're vibratorless doppelganger lives in the same town.
pocketflan
Put...put your dick in it
subtlerape
Let's not let the twin thing distract us from the tinder bio.
icameforthedownvotes
Pointing out the important things here!
spoonifur
... It's so true.
EricFromAccounts
Poor girl. Who wants to start the GoFundMe
IgniaEternale
And Take A Likely Prospect Off The market?
Icomeinpeaces
Twinder
Clayman8
So simple and elegant...
imjustkitten
Heyyy
BlumkinSpiceLatte
Beat everybody to it. Well done
KevinBhall
gold
YourNewBoss
Thanks, KingButts69
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
Thanks, YourNewBoss
Quadropillar
Thank you, HolySnappingDuckShit
Pizzaraptor479
Thank you, HumbertoLaboeuf
Quadropillar
You're welcome.
nostetselyk
This deserves top coment.
brianclementsvatua
Your m needs a twin.
nostetselyk
Both relevant and clever. I didn't realize how much my spelling relied on autocorrect before I got a new phone.
SloppyJimbo
Different nose, ops chin is broader and the cheek mouth lines are super deep
BeerandCats
if you kill her it will make you stronger, that's the way it works
Hramire4
I've found my life's purpose
PPHalpert
Similar but no twin level
Darknightmare127
Thats the same person!!!
Hramire4
Thanks internet for making me laugh and cringe at this whole thing.
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
You're welcome. That's literally all we're good for.
Hramire4
To clarify, I am the girl on the right. I found the left photo on Reddit & she supposedly lives across the world from me.
CapsShield
Distance is just a number... A really big number though.
DownvotesAreFun
Picture says 2 miles away....
hyretic
She said she saw it on Reddit, not directly on Tinder.
DownvotesAreFun
Reading comprehension on point. My bad.
IPostOnTheInternet
If you touch your pusssy, does the other girl feel it?
decadentmcgangbang
Hannah, I was a little terrified for a second finding you in user sub. -Sam M
Hramire4
This is too weird. I'm terrified too.
EricFromAccounts
I don't have any context on this exchange. I'm confused. But I trust that someone'll fill me in before this movie ends.
notleftshark
I hope so too man
ricanvixen
Your parents got some splainin to do
nyquihol
How's the sex?
TwoCheese
They're both great.
BubbaSlabbs
Vibratorless
ExplainTheJoke
https://media.giphy.com/media/3w9aVNHMh7cA0/giphy.gif
Lichelf
Familiar
UnicornIRL
How expensive are vibrators?!
FoxGodRecords
A Vibratex (Hitachi) Magic Wand can run about $130.00 for the wand, attachments are extra.
Strostkovy
Okay, get a small engine off surplus center, duck tape a weight to the output shaft, and rub your hooha on the corners.
RosegoldEverything
For a fancy, nice one, it can get up there, but a $15-$20 one off of amazon will do the job just fine.
OptimisticSyphilitic
Trying to save a few bucks? Stick a few bees in a hollowed out cucumber! If it was good enough for the settlers, it's good enough for us!
CareIDoNot
hahahah
TheOneTrueNerd
"It's nature's pocket.
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
You ever notice something about the pioneers, Spongebob? THEY'RE ALL DEAD!
fe1od1or
In this day and age? Just use a D sized battery.
HillOfBeans
I'm not sure you understand how this works. She mentions a vibrator, not a dildo. VERY different. Sometimes combined, but not always.
fe1od1or
It'll make you vibrate alright.
HillOfBeans
A single D battery? Where are you going with this? :|
bartman2014
I sell 2nd hand vibrators. Sounds gross. But I market them as 'pre-loved'
rbudrick
Postoolio711
Do you really?
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
.doot.
MeepZerg
bartman2014
Ok, market research question. Would you buy pre-loved sex toys? (Please respond honestly, my online business depends on it)
TLUL
Personally? Absolutely not.
Thisthough
No
IWonderIfICanUseThisMeme
I mean I'm going to stick it up my ass, so why not?
Scuzzellbutt
You should be sure to clean and sanitize and let everyone know you did and how. Also a previous owners review would help. I'd buy. Maybe..
Postoolio711
If I was well aware of the process used to clean them and they were less exspensive than buying them market price then yeah I would
tarataqa
As a dude looking for a birthday gift for my teacher...How much we talkin' 'bout?
RosegoldEverything
Hell no, not for personal use. However, you could probably make a killing selling them non-sanitized/noticeably used as fetish items.
ShawnS4362
I'm going to guess that's a fake profile. Look up eWhoring.
FuckIfIKnowWhatImDoing
For a good one? Like 60-100 bucks
TLUL
And if you're thinking "does a 'good one' really make that much of a difference?", the answer is definitely yes.
tropicalsunfish
I want to stress this. The one I got most recently was $96 and I can orgasm in 1-3 minutes. It's definitely worth the money for a good one
tarataqa
1-3 minutes? http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/284/529/e65.gif
MinorityRetort
Could have saved $96 and just called me, 1-3 mins is right up my alley. Oh wait, you wanted to orgasm too? Nm.
Dawnstempest
So, five seconds of action? 55-175 seconds of crying?
Thisthough
What was it?
tropicalsunfish
It's Closet Collection, the Jimmee lightning rod. I need something less pokey though. Like a smooth long part. Still amazing!
FoxGodRecords
Probably a Hitachi (Vibratex) Magic Wand. They are MONSTERS! [Direct discussion/description]: https://youtu.be/G-k2mpV5ek8
BaIIChinean
so now you can literally go fuck yourself
FreekoftheHood
Please do this. And film it....
Gangstatron
Ummm... Literally 2000+ people don't know the meaning of literally.
Darkspire
Most people can't even. Sad.
Duderuses
The definition has changed, so maybe they are aware of that even though you aren't.
LarfleezePlz
FreebasedDingus
chrisdafish
"I think I'm going crazy. I'm getting fucked while eating myself out at the same time"
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
it's masturbation.....
BillMurraySaidICould
Spoonland
ProxyPlayerHD
It is uncommon that you can get the "Incest is Wincest" thing to work. But i think it would fit here...?
gh0stface007
Geezus, the post that's better than the post is back!! #ruthless bro.
ApparentlyMyLastNameWasntCreativeEnoughToBeAnImgurianCoolKid
I downvoted the post and upvoted this
Jusmar
Doppelbanger
munchmylunch
twinnovation?
OptimisticSyphilitic
Twincest?
munchmylunch
I meant the podcast
reineseele
Would pay for that.
KentuckyFriedChildren
Awwwwww_yea_afro_dude.jpg
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
Lucio?
fe1od1or
TIME_TO_ACCELERATE.wav
AdeptusCannibus
I wanna watch.
Frenchyman
I WANNA WATCH! (guitar music) WATCH! I! WANT TO! WATCH!
idontwantagoodusername
DoctorJungyBrongen
Spoonland
http://img.memecdn.com/i-wanna-watch_o_740115.jpg
zigbigidorlu
Not on my watch.
aRepost
swinglinered
I have one like that from the 80s. Still works.
sonnovabitkch
That's my watch
SoludisSnake
haaaaaaack
Ok dad.
OldRazzIeDazzIe
And now my watch has ended
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
On a plastic beach
Strostkovy
I have a calculator watch like that
helpusdrzaius
how cool you gotta be to get one of those?
Strostkovy
You've got to be in the kool kids klub
DinoSuarez
At least 30
Insertstupidpun
3 cool 5 skool