When I’m hungry at 3 am

Aug 5, 2019 5:45 PM

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I knew it was coming, and I jumped anyway! So cute though.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god she's adorable.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope that wasn't an important cake or something like a birthday cake for someone eles

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Literally laughed out loud.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I wish my parents filmed something like this instead of smashing the spoon on my knuckles as punishment. All that did was make me sneakier

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'd be scared too if a wild bore snuck up on me in my kitchen.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks Satan.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@ebiss

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Secret Weapon: The Grin

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That way she say "mamma" spread that universal candor and love for a mother that no matter where you are from you can self relate.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lightly fried fish filets

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What was that fucking snort and wheeze? I'd hasten to call the doctor for those.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 12

I love that flooring.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that a crack pipe on the floor by her chair?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

that giant shirt jammies is adorable.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'FUCK! you caught me.... You wanna join in? Wink.'

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

She keeps that saucy smile she's gonna get away with murder forever.

7 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Hahahahahahaha. That evil smile.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

The progress of emotions are palpable

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think that kid needs to work on their peripheral vision

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mom needs to lock the fridge

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I saw that episode of Criminal Minds.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

too cute!!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Good one xD

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems strange for a 4 year-old to be awake and eating cake at 3 am.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Classic kids being kids

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

honestly, unpopular opinion, but the kid's reaction annoys me, i don't think it's cute

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

That's because if an adult reacted like that it wouldn't be cute. You'd KNOW they were psycho.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You think being startled by a loved one and enjoying that moment or laughing about it is psychopathic?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No, I think the sly "I'm going to laugh/grin and escape consequences!" is psychopathic.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I think the kid was coming off of being really startled & then started smiling sheepishly when the scare wore off. Not to get out of trouble

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hmm. Sounds exaggerated.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Clock says 12:49. Liar.

7 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 11

my computer says its 00:55. Liar.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neither my microwave, oven or washing machine know what time it is

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

My washing machine does, but it doesn't have a clock.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Oh please nobody ever sets their microwave clock correctly!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

I do

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too but I was surprised at how many people I came across that actually don’t! Common answer was it was “too difficult” to figure out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That child is precious.

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7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Downvoted. Commented. Got it. Undid my mistakes.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That little grin at the end got me.

7 years ago | Likes 1268 Dislikes 4

“Do with me what you will, for I have already won”

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

nearly a cry, but turned into a laugh

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As someone with no kids, I instantly knew I'd be a push over as a father when that smile appeared.

7 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

The little shits know it works :P

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Dad caught me sneaking ice cream once, gave him that grin. He grabbed a second spoon and said "If Mom asks, I was sleepwalking."

7 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

My dad always yelled at us for doing this but when his grandchildren (my nieces) did it he’d join them for midnight munchies.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Hell, not his kids :p

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Lol true, plus he eventually learned to hide his food from us...especially me. I was a bloodhound when it came to sniffing out candy bars.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me with popcorn. Could’ve made it hours before I got home from Pre-K but I still knew.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Father of three, can confirm busting a kid with a scare is better than crack.

7 years ago | Likes 1667 Dislikes 5

How often do you bust your kids with crack?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats why we have kids, to have someone to mess with.

7 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 0

This is why I have ptsd.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dad used to have a airhorn. Playing Legos was a dangerous game.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So you've tried crack?

7 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 4

He is raising kids on crack, how did you not understand that clear point he was making?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A man walks many roads in his life

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Are you a cop?

7 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 1

You have to tell him if you're a cop! Is da laaaw

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I'm not a cop and... that's not a law.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

They teach you that in cop school?

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

sounds like you're a fucking cop

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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That's just what a cop would say

7 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0