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#batman
Jan 2, 2018 10:40 AM
wrinkledshirtguy
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#batman
UrsaPsi
#mistakesweremade
Wednesdude
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/56134979.jpg
AnAbsurdAmountofOneLiners
Did you mean.. Time Lost Proto Drake?
Drewscifer
I'm kinda surprised Starfire didn't beat him to Zod. Or are they not a thing in this or is that not Starfire?
Animala144
Jeez Starfire, you sure you're warm enough in all that tape?
CatBlaster5000
she's made of sun, i think she's fine
FatherElongatedAppendages
He fucking killed Baby Bird
ArdethTheWanderer
I feel like a little bit of filler was cut for the post. unless comics are that fast with their events
kageboshi
Resembles a young Terence Stamp.
HelloToe
A complete coincidence, I'm sure.
NexiKuro
That **** in the last panel though.
CatBlaster5000
What? DC doesn't use cursing in their comics usually. You gotta understand this comic exists OUTSIDE the internet too.
Markersman
Kneel Zod!
Okebel
Hello Neal.
kingofkez
reminds me of when they killed buus puppy
TacoMunch3r
Injustice 2?
VaporRubbish
yes from the 2 newset issues
flamingflamingo
This is terrible.
CatBlaster5000
neat
Dreamdayer
Tim*
wrinkledshirtguy
nacham
Everybody is dressed in warm clothing cause they are in a place full of ice, except for that one gal who is in a bathing suit
schmobius
She's red, so I guess that means she's warm? Because comic logic?
CatBlaster5000
She's from the sun
schmobius
So shouldn't she be even more chilly?
CatBlaster5000
By that logic she would have froze the moment she stepped on Earth. Clearly she has an internal body temperature that always keeps her warm.
NotYourFamMate
Oh boi, Zod is gonna be whooped
RiddSann
When Batman says he's gonna **** you up, you damn know he IS gonna **** you up, no one can save you
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
No ****, Sherlock!
DrDoomRoom
Batman could save him!
tonybrio3000
Whatevs, Batman is only gonna beat him up. So what.
CologneOnMyButthole
DeadOrbit
What from?
TheFriedpotatoes
Plastic Neesan
RollforDiplomacy
Can someone explain to me a few things? Like how zod rolls up and murks dude. And how no one else gets involved? Im missing alot here.
Djmachale1
Yea if I could get a source to read this start to finish that'd be great
hideanddontseek
Yeah I had to dig that up too. http://www.howtolovecomics.com/2017/05/28/injustice-reading-order/ here you go.
Djmachale1
Thanks man
extravagantexpression
I don't think I've ever seen a superhero death that isn't instantly followed by another superhero picking them up bridal-style.
Zyrin
Iirc its the La pieta pose, The statue its from was Marry holding Jesus in her arms
WorkerLurker
It’s almost instinctive for us to cradle someone like that when they get hurt.
Affray
Neat. But it bothers the hell out of me when people cut their palms for blood stuff. Batman should know better than to do it.
QueenCousland
And why do these things always need that much blood? Why not a drop drawn from the side of a finger, like diabetics do?
Affray
Also, Batman's blood is probably all over Gotham at this point. It really can't be hard to get a hold of.
Shovi
Yea, it's such a stupid cliche...
AntiEvil007
I pictured a time travelling dragon when i read the title.
theshadowrealmyugiboy
Seemed like a senseless end to tim though
realskramz
It's Injustice, isn't boring deaths kinda their thing
nocturnalgenius
Joker, gorilla grodd, shazam, all deaths that are fu king awesome
MiniYams
The main one most refer to is Nightwing, but a lot of the people superman kills, definitely feel like they're just showing how far he'll go
realskramz
tbf i just read year 1 and it was painfully avarage so i didn't continue. The deaths in that vol. made me groan tho.
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realskramz
not for me but different strokes for different folks i guess
Coolbacca
That makes two Robins who went out pretty senselessly and anticlimactically in Injustice
QueenCousland
Nightwing's death wasn't much, but I like how irredemable it made Damien.
dthninja2
RIP Nightwing...
smashpro1
At least he's back as Deadman.
dthninja2
So, I guess that "RIP" isn't the case.
WeedoForFreedom
How?
MiniYams
Deadman is literally someone who died, come back as a superhero. The last deadman was re-killed by a magical being, mr mxyzptlk i think.
KraftyKev
Not everyone gets a heroes death and 5 panels of drawn out death. I appreciate the realism that people die to random acts of violence, no
KraftyKev
matter how insignificant the act seems
Coolbacca
If it were a 'realistic' comic I would agree with you, but realism is not what comic books are about
KraftyKev
It still imitates life. No good story has all the characters never fucking up.
Coolbacca
Fucking up is fine, dying because you get whacked on the head and fall on a really well placed rock is...weird
shavedmonkey74
Holy crap! This is great. Zod is gonna get it.
Gonz000
Bout TIME drake(look at the title again)
peopleperson
I was also wondering the origin of Time Drake. Some sort of temporal malard...
Acatno
Oh, he got it alright.
MisterWho
Did he get it in the end?
MarvinTheMartiansDog
oh yeah just like he dropped the soap in front of joker
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
I get it, butt stuff.
silverskeeter44
Bat gonna give it to ya
WorkerLurker
Damnit 3 hours too late
Djmachale1
Bat gonna deliver to ya
TheMightyKibbless
*BAT SCREECHES INSTEAD OF DOG BARKS*
2muchbaconsaidno1ever
Thanks for the earwig...gonna be hearing that all day now
madethistocommenttomakesure
EARWIG!!! finally i have proof that this is the english version of the german "ohrwurm" (earworm)
RogueCorp
Actually... most of us just call it earworm as well.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Earwig_on_white_background.jpg
madethistocommenttomakesure
oh i see, well thanks for the explanation!
LatrineUsedToBeShitHouse
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/723/567/516.gif
peopleperson
POP POP OPEN UP THE DOOR, IT'S BATMAN!
CatBlaster5000
lololol
Djmachale1
Since it is Batman wouldn't it be pow pow with colorful outlines and such?
peopleperson
WHAM! POW! OPEN UP THE DOOR, IT'S BATMAN! ....yeah, works for me.
MEnf
What did Clark do?
MusicZombie
Dot
JackSmiles2
after that he slowly descended into madness and sorta became what people feared he could become if he ever became the bad guy >_>
DrPhilipKDecker
Killed lois and their unborn child.
chickadeedeedeedee
Woah, seriously?
Shoutrr
he was caught wearing a batman costume masturbating in front of Bruce's sprinkler at 3:32am the third Tuesday of last month
cTrix
With the classic memes
SendMeNoots
Is this also from Injustice?
sneakyloki
Yep
Conocoryphe
Yes, Injustice 2. Still my favorite series.
TheBlackWindHowls
Has to be. I'm pretty sure the gas Batman's talking about is what made Superman go crazy and kill Lois.
sowillo
Oh yes. He thought she was Doomsday
Idothisforalivingnow
Correct. The Joker manufactured the gas and used it to make Superman see Doomsday. He mistakenly killed pregnant Lois and their child.
smileyhat
Pkus, we see Harley on Batman's side.
Jexman41
Injustice 2, last weeks chapter.
ThePastmaster
Injustice 2? They made a sequel?
Jexman41
Yes. More Batman-Damian centric.
PrincessOctopus
Well shit guess I need to go back to reading injustice...
MrRandom314159
I sorta fell off right at the end of year 5. Sorta lost interest when standard heroes started flying in. Is it still any good?
Jexman41
Not really. But it is the only comic I read, so I check it out about once a week.
ThattBiggie
Correct... thus, nuking Metropolis.
ThattBiggie
Oh, and Lois was pregnant.
Bathion
I believe so
sowillo
That was a really nice thing Harley said to him
highevolutionary
With a sure shot like that. Why didn't zod go for Bruce instead?
ojp1977
Death is easy, making someone hurt is far crueler
IAmTheBeachIWorship
Because most comics have pretty bad writing
SorDavos
Because Bruce is alive in both games.
Hasaan
Cause zods an emotional idiot that would rather hurt some emotionally than make sure they can't retaliate.
Nubsva
Looks like the beam is coming from behind Tim? So he didn't really have a shot at Bruce.
ZomWataar
Probably took a random shot as he was coming out of the Zone. Or recognised Tim from their time inside.
ignimbrite
Because Zod wanted to hurt Batman
WaggyTails
why the fuck would someone want to do that
ignimbrite
Because Zod's a megalomaniac but also an idiot who underestimates people
ZomWataar
Please, Zod's probably never even heard of Batman.
CatBlaster5000
Well then I guess he just hates people dressed in red i dont fuckin know
realskramz
badly written comic plot
GeneralComments
Killing that Robin is like killing a puppy. And we all know what happens to you then...
FuzzyX
John "Batman" Wick?
infernowolf1337
John Wayne
justvenomcake
An orphanage gets raided and we find new ones.
MulansSzechuanSauce
NotYourFamMate
WhAT hApPenS nExT WiLL shOCk YoU...
Xenarion
You become a big organisation with support from a bunch of dumb celebrities but hated on the internet?
ThreeCheeses
They ask you to leave the theatre?
chilachinchila
John wick
Weegeenmario
Majin Buu
ensensu
Krakencrotch
Imagine if he was a billionaire.
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
Babayega
Kvothefefe
Solenya
BrutusTheCat
Batbayega*
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
I stand corrected. Huked on fonix werkt four meh.
BrutusTheCat
You did spell it correctly,(Baba Yega - Roughly translated Old Woman Yega) I just batified it.
ignimbrite
John "I'm the goddamn Batman" Wick
TheVampireDante
Someone get Keanu a batsuit.
BroncosFanSince97
Yo I'd watch that
Thebabysitter
he injures every villian with a pencil.. a fucking pencil
CentennialFalcon
CodeXCDM
TADA!
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
I like injustice but it feels like a batman fluff piece just buffing up batman and making other characters look stupid as hell to be honest
SnappleCactus
Thats basically all it is now sadly, i miss year one :(
graphitedoodle
Except nothing in particular happened when Jason was murdered.
Corrodias
Batman gives you to the police who put you in prison and you break out next week?
KyleProStricklett
Is there a lazarus pit for puppies?
LANflair
klystron2010
Your cat buys you a beer?
HermitBean
It is similar because you grieve it for a while then get a new one. lol
imooforyou
Lmao that was a good one.
tygerpsimatrix
Unless it was a beyond-the-grave gift from your recently deceased wife that was killed because you wouldn't sell your car to a little prick.
SwitchPup
Which makes Batman like Majin Buu, right?
QwertyBam
In the main universes, nothing: the Joker wasn't put down for killing Jason.
DefenderOfDog
that's only because Batman is in love with joker
Amythyst
"that Robin" Jason isn't that Robin though
QwertyBam
You got me there, mate.
erick1293
NotAHugeSpider
I never saw this episode of Mr. Peabody before.
Sirsir94
NotYourFamMate
I'm so proud I made that gif and now it's being used
esosa233
Yeet https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e54e79df696fabb4749807f8bd5b0f8/tumblr_oxxxy07u271wyc4w3o1_400.gif
Eljews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bjy5YQ5xPc he learned from the best
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
Fukken saved boi
Sirsir94
Almost an upvote a minute, damn
nextgenpants
3 Gun Competition: The Movie
ProfessionalDolphin
Fat majin buu get really mad
SwitchPup
God damnit, I just made that reference myself, THEN I see this...
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
The original John Wick.
ODSTsRule
ohhh boy did he get mad!
ProfessionalDolphin
Yep then turned all gray and skinny