Feb 6, 2018 8:55 PM
EvilMonki
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massive car crash in dubai. this fog....
halfhumanhalfpie
Worst drivers on the planet in Dubai
dravendarkfell
This is exactly why I pulled my rig over last night. Heavy fog + icy roads + 80k lbs = bad times
1taaaaaappps
Sauce http://m.gulfnews.com/news/uae/emergencies/major-multi-car-accidents-reported-in-abu-dhabi-1.2169187. No deaths only 22 injuries
tinybleeeeeeeeeeg
that truck driver should be tried for murder. fucking lunatic.
CapitalNick
Can't see a thing. Better floor it.
AddNapalm
“I better speed up, just to be safe” - truck driver
vodray
LEEEEERRROOOOYYYY JEEEEENNKIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!
imgurnaeatyou
I knew I’d find this comment!
Chris3O2
The Mist!
JediEwok
"on the side of a highway in this fog, better play frogger instead of staying in my car with thousands of $ worth of safety equipment"
shimmernshine
Actually in this situation even being on the shoulder is bad, and the rail made it impossible to pull off. In AZ we pull off the road.
Dsoir
I remember those fogs in UAE. Come out of nowhere. Worse part is they only a few degrees cooler than the ambient. They feel like a hot sauna
jbcars4life
Welcome to what it's like during a crash in a snow storm on icy highways. Except you can see the truck sliding uncontrollably your way.
Youts
choo choo motha fucka
ironman3010
He probably couldn't see the fog through all that dang fog.
edtwozeronine
fog is legit scary as fuck
Gav294
"The wild semi truck jumps out of the fog, taking its prey, the wild SUV, it retreats back to its den, to eat it's new-found lunch."
biblioteker
Insh'allah, bitches.
AtsaMattaForYou
Grazie. KAF 2010-2011.
mattsolid
Better go hide in a grocery store
thepieisimplicit
Toyotas? Fake news! Can't be Dubai.
lostininterwebz
Right? I was looking for at least a Lexus..sheesh
Dude Bedouins freaking love Toyota Land Cruisers and Hiluxes. More reliable than a camel.
casperdaghost
Idiots driving WAY above what the conditions dictate..........hope no one died....
Of course not, nobody dies in Dubai.
PutThePRNDLinD
Yeah...stopping a white vehicle on a foggy highway is not going to end well...
ReapersFall
Hazards would have prevented that
Hkafodays
You mean the hazards that were clearly turned on?
elmesito
reversing onto the highway with a white vehicle in the for won't do you much better either.
seamenonthepoopdeck
Or driving your truck blind with speed
LooseyGooseyBrett
I don't think the color of the car matters. If you can't see the brake lights you probably can't make out the color of the car
SomeDetroitGuy
Where are they supposed to go?
Compound515
If this is Dubai, where are all the supercars
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
Helicoptered out.
joot
And tigers.
MMCSret6188
Years ago there was a 28 car pileup on the approach to the golden gate. Last in line was a VW Bug he got out and ran when he heard the semi.
GraveSituationNation
It doesn't matter where it is. Fucking dildos driving like...well dildos.
GentleBen1901
Dildos give pleasure regularly and consistently. Please try again
justplayingdiceuntilthegodscomeback
Dp you mean all boingy and leaving trails on the linens?
Good description...very vivid.
squirrelfury
It's remarkably hard to drive without hands or a functioning nervous system. Give credit where it's due.
Props to them mother fuckers...or father fuckers...preference reigns supreme
DonHarpoon
Abu Dhabi - Dubai highway, happens every single year its a horror movie.
That it happens regularly makes it all the more sad
BigTex1
Are dildos a real pain in your ass?
More often than festive ocassions
GP727
It’s foggy out, better reenact the scene from Days of Thunder and pin it !
BurtTurglar
Hell yeah, I'll upvote Cole Trickle https://youtu.be/xWAnRj9e4VA
mburicao
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Why the fucking buttfuck was he still driving so fast
Probably a contracted migrant laborer given an impossibly tight delivery schedule. This is why you don't build an empire with slave labor.
Drawintron
That's not fog, its smog.
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
Lorry driver: mmm...there's a lot of fog here. Better maintain my speed.
TwoCatsZeroFucks
“What the fuck’s a lorry?” (Trevor Phillips)
everypostepic
car driver: mmm... better get out of my car so I can risk my life.
badmusicpuns
That's what everyone should do actually. Full stop is not recomended. Mantain low speed.
bravecatgaming
cut out the first 2 sentences that got you the downvotes
YOURSTUPIDITYISRAPINGME
HuzPro
Man I feel bad for all the downvotes you got Like damn dude... 32 o_o
I honestly don't care about the downvotes. People that now the rules of driving in this conditions understand what i meant.
Yea I do exactly why I feel bad lol
joc101
51 now
Rip man...
gewalt
but the truck driver was maintaining the speed he had before he entered low visibility
heywoodjabme
I think he may have even sped up a little. WTF.
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
Find me one source that says that.
http://www.jdpower.com/cars/articles/tips-advice/5-tips-driving-fog. one aource. I could give you 100
That was my initial point. Slowing down. I never meant to say do not slow down
The first thing it says is SLOW DOWN but okay.
"Mantain low speed" is what i said. If going fast....slow down... then mantain. It's pretty clear...what i said.
GreetingsSirAndOrMaamIAmUsingThisFieldToIntroduceMyselfAscrsklr
He means to say slow to a crawl (like 5-10 mph), not slow hwy speed (like 40mph).
Ambiguity strikes again!
CommanderZander
I agree with you and don't understand the downvotes, but I think we both know this guy was driving way too fast for the visibility.
Phrasing
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
The comment looked like it agrees with the previous sarcastic comment. Needs to be specific when switching from joke to serious
In any case some imgurians have sensitive butts.
Yes. I didn't mean to imply he was deiving at an accurate speed. Nevertheless if the cars were movin slowly the damage would've been less.
Imgur people are weird
Indeed
grantavius
The fog helps to lessen the impact.
opcomrade
as usual
TheRicM
Are you fucking lorry?!
tawpcomment
First honest laugh I've had all night
freezingpilot
Face down, ass up, that's the way I love to truck.
Broonstar
Wanna Truck!
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Let's get hitched
Krimper
This must be next to the VW emmisions test facility
jsktrogdor
I made a lot of money on that. Non-catastrophic, highly public car company scandals are basically my savings account at this point.
TheGokuButton
How do you make money with that? Stocks or News?
22960556
Where are the monkeys?
AlaskanMatt
Got um!
noupvotesforgretchenwieners
Thelrishlnquistion
haha nice one. you will be at the top!
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
So let it be written, so let it be done.
McDonaldsSweetTea
And also with you or something.
weaponizedbunnies
I’m sent here by the chosen one.
nivekrolyat
My friend doesn’t get it
Kaplar
The Volkswagen vehicles let out more emissions than acceptable. When tested, there was a system in place by the company to have lower 1/2
emission readings than the vehicles produced while in service. They cheated the tests and got a lot of shit for it (as they should) 2/2
Staddi
Don't forget: they financed a test where apes had to inhale that shit...
i got tht reference
TheThingNoNotThatOne
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out
Reference. Not a meme.
LuluTheLucario
Even then, its not that old. They got pegged again last week for testing on monkeys.
Not sure what the point of this comment is. I never said anything about it being an old reference.
Was talking about the comment you replied to, not your own. Sorry, the Imgur application likes to put comments in the wrong spot.
JohannVonTittySprinkles
I can't believe I read this far
AviationNation
Lol @ all the people who think they'd handle the situation better. In those conditions there's no telling what might happen, and if there
Mentok
It's easy to say since most people wouldn't be driving a semi full fucking speed in the fog. Shit happens, but slow the fuck down.
AcmeOfFoolishness
I hope that either (1) this is a troll post OR (2) you are 15 years old and don't drive yet -- When you can't see clearly, SLOW DOWN.
TheSuperJay
"Those conditions" are just fog, this isn't a radstorm or black hole. When you have zero visibility, you just slow the fuck down to 10mph.
JStengah
I have driven in those conditions. You slow the fuck down so you can hopefully stop before hitting anything, or any hits will be low impact
Is a pile up you're not going to know until it's too late and you're a part of it. If you went slower on the highway you run the risk of
Having someone hit you from behind. Lose / lose situation.
yharon
Wouldn’t they slow down too if they weren’t fucking stupid?
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
The correct way to handle fog this heavy is to stop the car and then leave the road on foot if you can't park somewhere safe.
If someone else then choose to drive with no vision and hits your parked car, it's completely on them.
That's the thing, not everyone knows that and you'll never get every single motorist to stop and pull over
halfhumanhalfpie
Worst drivers on the planet in Dubai
dravendarkfell
This is exactly why I pulled my rig over last night. Heavy fog + icy roads + 80k lbs = bad times
1taaaaaappps
Sauce http://m.gulfnews.com/news/uae/emergencies/major-multi-car-accidents-reported-in-abu-dhabi-1.2169187. No deaths only 22 injuries
tinybleeeeeeeeeeg
that truck driver should be tried for murder. fucking lunatic.
CapitalNick
Can't see a thing. Better floor it.
AddNapalm
“I better speed up, just to be safe” - truck driver
vodray
LEEEEERRROOOOYYYY JEEEEENNKIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!
imgurnaeatyou
I knew I’d find this comment!
Chris3O2
The Mist!
JediEwok
"on the side of a highway in this fog, better play frogger instead of staying in my car with thousands of $ worth of safety equipment"
shimmernshine
Actually in this situation even being on the shoulder is bad, and the rail made it impossible to pull off. In AZ we pull off the road.
Dsoir
I remember those fogs in UAE. Come out of nowhere. Worse part is they only a few degrees cooler than the ambient. They feel like a hot sauna
jbcars4life
Welcome to what it's like during a crash in a snow storm on icy highways. Except you can see the truck sliding uncontrollably your way.
Youts
ironman3010
He probably couldn't see the fog through all that dang fog.
edtwozeronine
fog is legit scary as fuck
Gav294
"The wild semi truck jumps out of the fog, taking its prey, the wild SUV, it retreats back to its den, to eat it's new-found lunch."
biblioteker
Insh'allah, bitches.
AtsaMattaForYou
biblioteker
Grazie. KAF 2010-2011.
mattsolid
Better go hide in a grocery store
thepieisimplicit
Toyotas? Fake news! Can't be Dubai.
lostininterwebz
Right? I was looking for at least a Lexus..sheesh
shimmernshine
Dude Bedouins freaking love Toyota Land Cruisers and Hiluxes. More reliable than a camel.
casperdaghost
Idiots driving WAY above what the conditions dictate..........hope no one died....
shimmernshine
Of course not, nobody dies in Dubai.
PutThePRNDLinD
Yeah...stopping a white vehicle on a foggy highway is not going to end well...
ReapersFall
Hazards would have prevented that
Hkafodays
You mean the hazards that were clearly turned on?
elmesito
reversing onto the highway with a white vehicle in the for won't do you much better either.
seamenonthepoopdeck
Or driving your truck blind with speed
LooseyGooseyBrett
I don't think the color of the car matters. If you can't see the brake lights you probably can't make out the color of the car
SomeDetroitGuy
Where are they supposed to go?
Compound515
If this is Dubai, where are all the supercars
LinkWieldsTheTriforceOfCourage
Helicoptered out.
joot
And tigers.
MMCSret6188
Years ago there was a 28 car pileup on the approach to the golden gate. Last in line was a VW Bug he got out and ran when he heard the semi.
GraveSituationNation
It doesn't matter where it is. Fucking dildos driving like...well dildos.
GentleBen1901
Dildos give pleasure regularly and consistently. Please try again
justplayingdiceuntilthegodscomeback
Dp you mean all boingy and leaving trails on the linens?
GraveSituationNation
Good description...very vivid.
squirrelfury
It's remarkably hard to drive without hands or a functioning nervous system. Give credit where it's due.
GraveSituationNation
Props to them mother fuckers...or father fuckers...preference reigns supreme
DonHarpoon
Abu Dhabi - Dubai highway, happens every single year its a horror movie.
GraveSituationNation
That it happens regularly makes it all the more sad
BigTex1
Are dildos a real pain in your ass?
GraveSituationNation
More often than festive ocassions
GP727
It’s foggy out, better reenact the scene from Days of Thunder and pin it !
BurtTurglar
Hell yeah, I'll upvote Cole Trickle https://youtu.be/xWAnRj9e4VA
mburicao
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Why the fucking buttfuck was he still driving so fast
shimmernshine
Probably a contracted migrant laborer given an impossibly tight delivery schedule. This is why you don't build an empire with slave labor.
Drawintron
That's not fog, its smog.
DonkeyFartSuperPunch
Lorry driver: mmm...there's a lot of fog here. Better maintain my speed.
TwoCatsZeroFucks
“What the fuck’s a lorry?” (Trevor Phillips)
everypostepic
car driver: mmm... better get out of my car so I can risk my life.
badmusicpuns
That's what everyone should do actually. Full stop is not recomended. Mantain low speed.
bravecatgaming
cut out the first 2 sentences that got you the downvotes
YOURSTUPIDITYISRAPINGME
HuzPro
Man I feel bad for all the downvotes you got Like damn dude... 32 o_o
badmusicpuns
I honestly don't care about the downvotes. People that now the rules of driving in this conditions understand what i meant.
HuzPro
Yea I do exactly why I feel bad lol
joc101
51 now
HuzPro
Rip man...
gewalt
but the truck driver was maintaining the speed he had before he entered low visibility
heywoodjabme
I think he may have even sped up a little. WTF.
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
Find me one source that says that.
badmusicpuns
http://www.jdpower.com/cars/articles/tips-advice/5-tips-driving-fog. one aource. I could give you 100
badmusicpuns
That was my initial point. Slowing down. I never meant to say do not slow down
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
The first thing it says is SLOW DOWN but okay.
badmusicpuns
"Mantain low speed" is what i said. If going fast....slow down... then mantain. It's pretty clear...what i said.
GreetingsSirAndOrMaamIAmUsingThisFieldToIntroduceMyselfAscrsklr
He means to say slow to a crawl (like 5-10 mph), not slow hwy speed (like 40mph).
GreetingsSirAndOrMaamIAmUsingThisFieldToIntroduceMyselfAscrsklr
Ambiguity strikes again!
YOURSTUPIDITYISRAPINGME
CommanderZander
I agree with you and don't understand the downvotes, but I think we both know this guy was driving way too fast for the visibility.
bravecatgaming
Phrasing
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
The comment looked like it agrees with the previous sarcastic comment. Needs to be specific when switching from joke to serious
badmusicpuns
In any case some imgurians have sensitive butts.
badmusicpuns
Yes. I didn't mean to imply he was deiving at an accurate speed. Nevertheless if the cars were movin slowly the damage would've been less.
CommanderZander
Imgur people are weird
badmusicpuns
Indeed
grantavius
The fog helps to lessen the impact.
opcomrade
as usual
TheRicM
Are you fucking lorry?!
tawpcomment
First honest laugh I've had all night
freezingpilot
Face down, ass up, that's the way I love to truck.
Broonstar
Wanna Truck!
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Let's get hitched
Krimper
This must be next to the VW emmisions test facility
jsktrogdor
I made a lot of money on that. Non-catastrophic, highly public car company scandals are basically my savings account at this point.
TheGokuButton
How do you make money with that? Stocks or News?
22960556
Where are the monkeys?
AlaskanMatt
Got um!
noupvotesforgretchenwieners
Thelrishlnquistion
EvilMonki
haha nice one. you will be at the top!
Howitgumstochewfivefeels
So let it be written, so let it be done.
McDonaldsSweetTea
And also with you or something.
weaponizedbunnies
I’m sent here by the chosen one.
nivekrolyat
My friend doesn’t get it
Kaplar
The Volkswagen vehicles let out more emissions than acceptable. When tested, there was a system in place by the company to have lower 1/2
Kaplar
emission readings than the vehicles produced while in service. They cheated the tests and got a lot of shit for it (as they should) 2/2
Staddi
Don't forget: they financed a test where apes had to inhale that shit...
tinybleeeeeeeeeeg
i got tht reference
TheThingNoNotThatOne
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out
Kaplar
Reference. Not a meme.
LuluTheLucario
Even then, its not that old. They got pegged again last week for testing on monkeys.
Kaplar
Not sure what the point of this comment is. I never said anything about it being an old reference.
LuluTheLucario
Was talking about the comment you replied to, not your own. Sorry, the Imgur application likes to put comments in the wrong spot.
JohannVonTittySprinkles
I can't believe I read this far
AviationNation
Lol @ all the people who think they'd handle the situation better. In those conditions there's no telling what might happen, and if there
Mentok
It's easy to say since most people wouldn't be driving a semi full fucking speed in the fog. Shit happens, but slow the fuck down.
AcmeOfFoolishness
I hope that either (1) this is a troll post OR (2) you are 15 years old and don't drive yet -- When you can't see clearly, SLOW DOWN.
TheSuperJay
"Those conditions" are just fog, this isn't a radstorm or black hole. When you have zero visibility, you just slow the fuck down to 10mph.
JStengah
I have driven in those conditions. You slow the fuck down so you can hopefully stop before hitting anything, or any hits will be low impact
AviationNation
Is a pile up you're not going to know until it's too late and you're a part of it. If you went slower on the highway you run the risk of
AviationNation
Having someone hit you from behind. Lose / lose situation.
yharon
Wouldn’t they slow down too if they weren’t fucking stupid?
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
The correct way to handle fog this heavy is to stop the car and then leave the road on foot if you can't park somewhere safe.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
If someone else then choose to drive with no vision and hits your parked car, it's completely on them.
AviationNation
That's the thing, not everyone knows that and you'll never get every single motorist to stop and pull over