HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Feb 6, 2018 8:55 PM

EvilMonki

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Getting Off The Road During A Fog Crash

massive car crash in dubai. this fog....

Worst drivers on the planet in Dubai

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why I pulled my rig over last night. Heavy fog + icy roads + 80k lbs = bad times

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that truck driver should be tried for murder. fucking lunatic.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Can't see a thing. Better floor it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“I better speed up, just to be safe” - truck driver

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LEEEEERRROOOOYYYY JEEEEENNKIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

I knew I’d find this comment!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Mist!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"on the side of a highway in this fog, better play frogger instead of staying in my car with thousands of $ worth of safety equipment"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually in this situation even being on the shoulder is bad, and the rail made it impossible to pull off. In AZ we pull off the road.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember those fogs in UAE. Come out of nowhere. Worse part is they only a few degrees cooler than the ambient. They feel like a hot sauna

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to what it's like during a crash in a snow storm on icy highways. Except you can see the truck sliding uncontrollably your way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

choo choo motha fucka

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He probably couldn't see the fog through all that dang fog.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fog is legit scary as fuck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"The wild semi truck jumps out of the fog, taking its prey, the wild SUV, it retreats back to its den, to eat it's new-found lunch."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Insh'allah, bitches.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Grazie. KAF 2010-2011.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better go hide in a grocery store

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Toyotas? Fake news! Can't be Dubai.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right? I was looking for at least a Lexus..sheesh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude Bedouins freaking love Toyota Land Cruisers and Hiluxes. More reliable than a camel.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idiots driving WAY above what the conditions dictate..........hope no one died....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course not, nobody dies in Dubai.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah...stopping a white vehicle on a foggy highway is not going to end well...

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 26

Hazards would have prevented that

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

You mean the hazards that were clearly turned on?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

reversing onto the highway with a white vehicle in the for won't do you much better either.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Or driving your truck blind with speed

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

I don't think the color of the car matters. If you can't see the brake lights you probably can't make out the color of the car

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Where are they supposed to go?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

If this is Dubai, where are all the supercars

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Helicoptered out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And tigers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Years ago there was a 28 car pileup on the approach to the golden gate. Last in line was a VW Bug he got out and ran when he heard the semi.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter where it is. Fucking dildos driving like...well dildos.

8 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 3

Dildos give pleasure regularly and consistently. Please try again

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dp you mean all boingy and leaving trails on the linens?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good description...very vivid.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's remarkably hard to drive without hands or a functioning nervous system. Give credit where it's due.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Props to them mother fuckers...or father fuckers...preference reigns supreme

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Abu Dhabi - Dubai highway, happens every single year its a horror movie.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That it happens regularly makes it all the more sad

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are dildos a real pain in your ass?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

More often than festive ocassions

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s foggy out, better reenact the scene from Days of Thunder and pin it !

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah, I'll upvote Cole Trickle https://youtu.be/xWAnRj9e4VA

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why the fucking buttfuck was he still driving so fast

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Probably a contracted migrant laborer given an impossibly tight delivery schedule. This is why you don't build an empire with slave labor.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not fog, its smog.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lorry driver: mmm...there's a lot of fog here. Better maintain my speed.

8 years ago | Likes 877 Dislikes 6

“What the fuck’s a lorry?” (Trevor Phillips)

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

car driver: mmm... better get out of my car so I can risk my life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's what everyone should do actually. Full stop is not recomended. Mantain low speed.

8 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 148

cut out the first 2 sentences that got you the downvotes

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Man I feel bad for all the downvotes you got Like damn dude... 32 o_o

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I honestly don't care about the downvotes. People that now the rules of driving in this conditions understand what i meant.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea I do exactly why I feel bad lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

51 now

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rip man...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but the truck driver was maintaining the speed he had before he entered low visibility

8 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 2

I think he may have even sped up a little. WTF.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Find me one source that says that.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

http://www.jdpower.com/cars/articles/tips-advice/5-tips-driving-fog. one aource. I could give you 100

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That was my initial point. Slowing down. I never meant to say do not slow down

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first thing it says is SLOW DOWN but okay.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mantain low speed" is what i said. If going fast....slow down... then mantain. It's pretty clear...what i said.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He means to say slow to a crawl (like 5-10 mph), not slow hwy speed (like 40mph).

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ambiguity strikes again!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I agree with you and don't understand the downvotes, but I think we both know this guy was driving way too fast for the visibility.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 4

Phrasing

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The comment looked like it agrees with the previous sarcastic comment. Needs to be specific when switching from joke to serious

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

In any case some imgurians have sensitive butts.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. I didn't mean to imply he was deiving at an accurate speed. Nevertheless if the cars were movin slowly the damage would've been less.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur people are weird

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fog helps to lessen the impact.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as usual

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you fucking lorry?!

8 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 2

First honest laugh I've had all night

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Face down, ass up, that's the way I love to truck.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wanna Truck!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Let's get hitched

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This must be next to the VW emmisions test facility

8 years ago | Likes 779 Dislikes 11

I made a lot of money on that. Non-catastrophic, highly public car company scandals are basically my savings account at this point.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you make money with that? Stocks or News?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are the monkeys?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got um!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha nice one. you will be at the top!

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 5

So let it be written, so let it be done.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And also with you or something.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m sent here by the chosen one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn’t get it

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Volkswagen vehicles let out more emissions than acceptable. When tested, there was a system in place by the company to have lower 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

emission readings than the vehicles produced while in service. They cheated the tests and got a lot of shit for it (as they should) 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't forget: they financed a test where apes had to inhale that shit...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i got tht reference

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Reference. Not a meme.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Even then, its not that old. They got pegged again last week for testing on monkeys.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Not sure what the point of this comment is. I never said anything about it being an old reference.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was talking about the comment you replied to, not your own. Sorry, the Imgur application likes to put comments in the wrong spot.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I read this far

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lol @ all the people who think they'd handle the situation better. In those conditions there's no telling what might happen, and if there

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 10

It's easy to say since most people wouldn't be driving a semi full fucking speed in the fog. Shit happens, but slow the fuck down.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I hope that either (1) this is a troll post OR (2) you are 15 years old and don't drive yet -- When you can't see clearly, SLOW DOWN.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Those conditions" are just fog, this isn't a radstorm or black hole. When you have zero visibility, you just slow the fuck down to 10mph.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have driven in those conditions. You slow the fuck down so you can hopefully stop before hitting anything, or any hits will be low impact

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is a pile up you're not going to know until it's too late and you're a part of it. If you went slower on the highway you run the risk of

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Having someone hit you from behind. Lose / lose situation.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Wouldn’t they slow down too if they weren’t fucking stupid?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The correct way to handle fog this heavy is to stop the car and then leave the road on foot if you can't park somewhere safe.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If someone else then choose to drive with no vision and hits your parked car, it's completely on them.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the thing, not everyone knows that and you'll never get every single motorist to stop and pull over

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3