NeanderthalWarhol
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A pirate walks into a bar
With a steering wheel sticking out of his fly
The bartender says
Hey there’s a steering wheel sticking out of your fly
And the pirate says
Ayyyy it’s drivin’ me nuts!
What’s the difference between a chick pea
And a garbanzo bean?
I would never let a garbanzo bean on my face
More words
Yeah
I saw people put words here for no ads purposes
But I don’t know for sure
If I’m doing it right.
MexicanWarMachine
This was really great
wesside2087
Very Original and high quality. Nice work
ValyrianHero
I didn’t even look at the memes, I just scrolled by and appreciated the jokes. Thanks man.
PrivateEntrance
I lost it at ‘stupid animals’ collection. Fucking epic.
NoForethought
and I'll just needlessly connect
and #14
greggythe6th
The guy in the first one looks like bo Burnham...
Laylah77
Refreshing new memes... love it
Relgap
I had someone tell me the garbanzo bean joke is sexist because "chick" is a sexist term???
MobileKeepsMessingUp
No lie, I'd probably buy the Burn A Chilis toy if I were not afraid of plastic fumes. I just like fire.
scoopspoops
So good. The worst part about it is that it had to end.
DustyMcKnuckles
@OP great jokes! "Id never pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face" is a better punchline for the second one tho, imho. Try it out!
TheN8
This dump - like my sex life - was intense, but ultimately, over too fast and somewhat disturbed, with a shameful after-taste.
Andre5lFG
They all did what most of us have wanted to do for a long time!!
GideonGrey
Its "I wouldn't pay $300 for a garbanzo bean on my face," but I digress
ImGonnaThrowUpOnYou
So what's the deal with the burning giraffe tattoo?
AlexSomething
It's based on a part of a surrealist painting by Salvador Dali aptly called the Burning Giraffe.
kiddk00l
UranusSpelunker
#1 made me remember the time I watched my mom fall drunkenly into the shrubs at chili’s. Kept screaming for help as we all laughed.
45acp
ralphwiggles
Damn it Bobby, you're white
cjntaylor
Did that reverse centaur come from a 6 legged horse?
whoisnorthdakota
What book series is #1? I recognize the cover from elementary school
DrStubb
The "Choose Your Own Adventure" series. This one was actually called Master of Taekwondo
BORGALOOGIE
EdgarDMnz
oh ok!!
Cluckythechickentoendallchickens2187
victell
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
victell
It's a lot easier to roast beef.
HankHell2400
I had to upvote when I noticed that the Hardy Boys book wasn't just renamed, the series was changed to "The Hard-D Boys".
DesmondFarranree
The people that produce the "This is not a parody-XXX" series needs to get on this asap
JoetheGeologist
This was right up my alley
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Do you like chickpeas?
LetsTalkAboutFacesitting
Big time
dumpsterjedi1
Seems like a dark alley...
boyneutron3
shakinbones
How many things have you had up your alley?
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
Don't ask. His mom is still trying to cone to terms with it.
RedLantern1101
OOOHHH
HipsterFett
Drivin’ me nuts. Haha.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
I believe you'll make it through.
RedLantern1101
who the heck downvoted this like this person is juat daying how this dump made them happy geez people
BigDaddyTruckNuts
CrouchingVaginaHiddenPenis
Did I fart?
deadhooker
Why don’t we lay some carpet, if you know what I mean......?
VoidofStatic
July 29th sure got here early this year..
thexon
I think you really like Chili's.
NeanderthalWarhol
My dream is to curate a dump of exclusively Chili’s memes
ahhhhtomzilla
I worked at chili’s for five years. When you finally accomplish your life goal, please @ me
thexon
I will gladly view that collection while enjoying some queso dip