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bagman21
I was hoofed in the head by a moose cow at the age of 4. Brim of my Barney hat saved me.
AxolotlInATopHat
No realli!!
jesusisherelookbusy
Alsø wik
BlackCatSerenade99900
I've been that pregnant before. That's the face of someone craving tacos.
MarvinSuggsMuppaphone
I don’t know what happens when you give a moose a taco, but I imagine a situation similar to giving one a muffin.
nanaeito13
Maybe she's looking for child support...
Mortincarne1
Congrats on the sex
Anaktis
Zim: "I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a ?????!"
jejorda2
Some people believe moose milk is good for peptic ulcers. There is a commercial moose dairy in Russia. Medicine has better treatments.
jejorda2
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kostroma_Moose_Farm
Zahnradfee
Nice, fluffy murder cow. I love!
EatsBees
what a lovely moosetress
RealDMurda
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
munchman495
Time to book a slot with Maury...
gobblinal
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.
oldguyexlurker
She's not pregnant. She finished eating your sister.
desertodie
I read the title in the voice of Wayne from Letterkenny.
AgentTasmania
So many of the most dangerous animals look the most huggable.
darkwish3
invite her in
dovahdesign
Nice tags, lol +1
Laxbun
Also upvoting the tags.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
There are also: #weremoose #turnsoutthemoosewasinfected #ihadsexualrelationswiththatmoose
morninggloryshade777
Is she hungry? Needing help?? What???
repsac
There are a few things that genuinely scare me, momma moose is one of them
QuicklyThisWay
Is that the Nordic moose?
Yoda1974
Better outside than inside…
chichiFregiLover
snow dromedary
melodywinslotto24
whapowpow
https://i.imgur.com/qnjoCm4
LittleChickadee
Looks so soft and fuzzy!
theenemysgateisdown
You have a fine looking wife.
mypatronusisapizza
Sounds silly but I don’t think I have ever seen a picture of a female moose. Never thought about it before!
ExistentialDreadlocks
Being winter, she could easily have been mistaken for a male. But she had a kid with her too.
BetaNerdHPV
Did you... Did you get her pregnant?
APassingPlasticBag
C141Clay
JBGz1
ElbowDeepInAMoose
*shifts nervously towards the exit.
KittensForDays
Haha your username is amazing
Pahaqrki
I don't think that's how it works... Unless, just which way exactly are you elbow deep in there??
ElbowDeepInAMoose
Not even sure. *visible confusion* I think I'm stuck!?
swedeonamoose
Gullan gone and finally let Hälge have some (for those 10 Swedes that get it)
4vie
And you were OK letting Hälge get some, and deprive you of a ride?
swedeonamoose
Pff like i would ride around on some little 6 pointer.
YellowSparrow
*pregant
ConfettiPanda
Pregañte!
AlwaysInTheshadows
Gregnant
ArchonIlladrya
PREGANANANT
ChernoGamma
Preganante
BeetBoxer
Pergenat
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
A moose once bit my sister…
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
No realli!
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by…
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Svenge—her brother-in-law— an Oslo dentist and…
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
star of many Norwegian movies:
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
"The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist",