ISeeDeadPeopleEverywhere
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May 29, 2016 11:39 AM
ISeeDeadPeopleEverywhere
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screenaholic
See plenty of /k/ and /b/ on here, not much /fit/ though. I remember this thread.
IEatBaconBurgers
I wanna be like foodbro someday
SavannahHiltonHeadConsignmentBilliards
That whale tale is made for a movie.
kmikl
Jmo... If doradus is sleeping in the house for more than 5 days, she kicks in rent. Enter anyone else's room wo permission, cops.
pekuja
You must be Coolstorybro.
Yourmuffinfuckingsucks
Or repostbro, but it's still a public service with a story like this.
GandAlfonsTheGreat
I dont know if this is real or not. But holy shit this was entertainment at its finest ????
OblivionsBloodhound
We need Moar fat people stories green text.
LettermanAirsoft
Foodbro sounds like an amazing person but he could work on the temper but most of it was justified in the story which is probaly fake so idk
lilvodkapapi
fuuck
VicDor0
Man, what a ride!
socialtherapychick
I feel so invested in this group of people now
Seaborg
never not upvoting this story.
Iamlordofspuds
Same
ChickenMcNuggies
Weed bro pretty much just didn't start shit and didn't get In the middle of shit or in shit or on shit what I'm trying to say is weed bro 1/
ChickenMcNuggies
Is afraid of shit. Oh, he was also a pretty good room mate.
Dyslexicglove
Once an ex colleague overheard the guy she liked was having a party, and she snuck in and lay in his bed naked. She was fired the next day.
RussianWeightliftingJesus
That just seems poorly thought out honestly.
MerToo
considering guy-she-liked was a raging homosexual, this seems pretty hopeful on the part of ex colleague.
HouseTonyStark
You had me at 'large me Magellanic cloud'
PJtinyface
This story is beautiful
MrCatFelix
That was the Moby Dick of green texts
tornik
Enjoyed this almost as if it was a real story. +1.
MrWoodchip
KCpw
foodbro and m sound like a great couple
DoctorDeaf
The size of font for the comments looks SO much bigger now
XanderCorsaj
Holy shit! I thought I'd changed my resolution or something!
Astrosaur
This is gold
Wompnomp
"Holy shit this Sashimi"
idnasyarrel
Nothing like a good green text
Eman4evr
I want to be a foodbro when I'm in college
Koshunae
Learn to cook man. Start with some hamburgers, perfect that shit, earn the loyalty and trust of your enemies with it.
HitlersArtCritic
What if you learn why you hated your enemies, and learn to sympathize with them.
Koshunae
What if it isn't you who hates your enemies, but your enemies who hate you? Some people are just assholes, y'know.
HitlersArtCritic
Or a misunderstanding, or maybe you saw them as an asshole but realize they aren't.
Koshunae
How naive
celi4
i want to be half chillbro half foodbro
Haydanas
Perfectly describes the attitude of the fat privilege scene
BonewizardDubs
This isn't the full story, i was in the thread, you are missing a huge chunk, like Christmas and when they finally kick her and bronybro bro
Ducksandcatseverywhere
Link?
luckytyphoon
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Odac
Best I could do: https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/187le3/one_of_the_most_moving_fat_people_stories_ive/
Zerphses
Same amount :/ thanks for trying though
DanOrtega
seconded
DeathtyOneDeathtyTwoDeathtyThree
I think I remember reading more to this story too
tatopotato
I've seen this story so many times and never heard of a christmas part.
yoyo44
That was a whale of a tale.
Ultrafire3
VulpesAurum
And it was a tale of a whale.
khazorath
Whale that's a punny pun
strengthandhonourff
Bruh
gldstr
niceeeeee
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myplacetosaytheshitineversay
A whale of a tale and it's all true, I swear by my tattoo!
TeeMee123
so what bro is OPbro then?
i2SPOOKY4U
repostbro
Lunarion12
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4vd69x1k10
indrada3290609
JustKindaThereBro
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
EveryBro is the technical term I think... :)
TeeMee123
thanks bro
IStoleYoCookie
Np bro
Quarantinous
NickCarrawaybro
ISeeDeadPeopleEverywhere
I am the fappybro :P
PandraPierva
That is the most terrifying version of flappybird
IndignusVita
This isn't your story though
Txtcat
There are missing parts of the story too.
SwitchPusher
Cmon bro
IndignusVita
C'mon what?
Shmiddty
Eileen, you fuckwit.
SwitchPusher
Well actually nothing I was continuing the 'O' rhyme chain people were doing in the comments but I guess that's out the window now
DyslectorDestroyerOfWords
even if this is fake it was an enjoyable story
cybergeek
Se non è vero, è ben trovato
Durbs12
"It's on the internet, it must be false!"
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
I panda hope it wasn't.
llewellynstormy
I panda hoped that too.
DTJames
I Panda Hope too
Nakedasiandude
Food bro was a bear not a panda
TheEmperorOfMankind40000
God dammit, kinda*
Kabitu1
I thought it was a mediocre fat pun.
ISuckedDickForBusFareAndWalked
no no, don't fix it..
wll25
It wasn't, original op posted proof of the wedding.
SurprisingPineapple
Dot
NobodyExpectsTheSpanishInquistion
Sauce?
spencer420
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Iwanttostayinbed
Its an old /fit/ thread on 4 chan, unless you get someone who saved the proof from years ago, there is no proof
DouglasDimmadomus
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BiggustheDickless
Doot
SwankiestJason
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DrKneecap
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