I want to swim in the river.

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1

184

What do we say to Apple Software Update?

16

10

71

How I counted all of the stars in the night sky. (Little Dipper cont'd)

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2

141

Google Perspective API

1

1

128

Give us a kiss.

5

1

278

You wouldn't steal this post.

24

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866

I think this is a picture of the big dipper. Hard to see in the viewfinder.

0

0

219

Alright, I'm ready for the good news.

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24

214

I don't even...

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0

173

How do blind people know when to stop wiping?

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19

877

I ain't no Allah back girl

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1

145

Topical Shmopical

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0

9

Because we're all in a simulation.

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8

95

MFW the mobile app sends me back to the first most viral album after I switched apps to Google something so I could make a semi-informed comment on an album 30 posts down the queue.

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