BubblegumPinkSoda
106511
1332
72
Jul 8, 2020 12:35 PM
BubblegumPinkSoda
106511
1332
72
OshakhenneseyAyAyRonandJayQuelin
Of course from Florida running for congress.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
He pulled that shit off an instagram post and ran with it.
ErkTheJrk
All the single le signore, all the single le signore
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
the 4chan clowns who dreamt up Q have created the most elaborate hoax in history and managed to monetize it too. PT Barnum would be proud.
ShawnS0l0
RickHalcyon
Have ya heard? with Perd.
mrshoeshinehead
NachoDamnDaddy
Italian Lives Matter.
filben7
Why does the "deep state" put coded messages everywhere and why can only people against the deep state decode them?
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
too much DaVinci Code?
dweadpiewitwobbits
To those with the key: Ysdf8* wm@ qwp^knsf, wpjk9( mw4$. Please, you didn't hear it from me.
Kitehammer
Deep State hasn't discovered texting yet
DarkwingDuc
Same reason for all conspiracy nuts, makes them feel special & smart that they "figured out" something all the "sheep" are too blind to see.
superseriouscomments
for the same reason racists flash the ok hand gesture
JuliusCheeser
Because we have the cipher? Because if we public announced messages we couldn't be deep state? It's like you don't even think sometimes /s
filben7
Yeah, but see, Im super liberal. Soros hasnt paid me yet and I didnt get my decoder ring or where to look for secret messages.
storebrandproductmascot
Conservative propagandists decided that genuine schizophrenics were a good voter demographic to go after.
BenderSaysNeat
SunAnvil
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I genuinely believe people like this are only doing it for attention. And y'all are giving it to them.
greyghost714
Nah, the dog whistle blows and many come barking. The leadership does it to distract. This nut is no leader, just drank too much kool aid
Dazzledent
If you are delusional or mentally ill, I think this can be quite real for some people
Scahrossar
If thats the case, there sure are a lot of people doing some pretty horrid stuff for attention alone.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
I was mainly talking about checkmark accounts doing it. Everyone else doing it is likely insane, a troll, or brainwashed by bullshit
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
(or a combination of the preceding)
CakeTerrorizer
Republican? Republican...
lesliebugs
He's an independent.
MrsMericulous
To steal someone's reply tweet: Some white people will believe in literally anything except the existence of systemic racism.
squirrelduck
BalefulChef
Well, maybe once the ice caps have melted we won't have to deal with it anymore. Then again it'll just end up in Ga.
metalrulercid
That would REALLY help hahaha.
Gigi211
Let's do it!
Loctavius
Look, *SOME* of us here in Florida are innocent. Wait until I retire and leave the state before you saw it off.
AngryGraphicDesigner
These kind of people are dangerously stupid
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
I was talking yesterday with a friend about the uncanny valley of crazy beliefs, which comes before a spike of dangerous insanity.
AngryGraphicDesigner
I feel like we've moved past both of these to whatever things are today
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Well, I typify dangerous insanity as someone who acts aggressively based on their delusions, so I'd say this rides the line up.
voltekker
This is really funny except when one of these idiots gets elected to office like the current US president.
Gigi211
Exaaaaaaactly.
ShooterMcdabbin
Wait till HE learns hes just 2 kids in a trench coat.
bedframe
That explains the penis size.
driyon
Or 2 trenchcoats in a kid https://youtu.be/zpMEWBisteM
MissivesFromTheTower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFh2g43GohM
linearcore
Wait, which one of the kids is Gary Oldman, and which is Daniel Day Lewis?
Lionskull
the top one is gary oldman, played by DDL, and the bottom one is DDL, played by GO.
linearcore
Scryptnotist
Gets 'em every time.
Cryolith
Crowlands
Well there's a nostalgia trip.
Ashytastic
Been a while since I thought of 8bit theatre, I also cropped a whole bunch of BMs panels for reaction pics back in the day.
Elroydb
metalrulercid
The trump administration in a nutshell. Complete with thief.
mikeatike
8 Bit Theater :) that goes back a few years, haha.
metalrulercid
Super upvote for 8 bit theater. One of my all time favorite strips. Do one of Bikke!!
Elroydb
DenAzhir
He's doesn't seem very clever... Am I wrong?
Painkiller1020
laurenlena1
And it’s such a weird, easily disprovable lie. Here she is with her parents
PiersonFoundTheFox
Those brain eating amoebas have done a number on this guy.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
I just spent 5 mins on his twitter - omfg is it satire or madness? I honestly can't tell. I'm guessing insanity, hoping for satire.
sampowaz
ポプテピピック!
BlueDsc
I keep wanting to pick up this manga but I just don't for no particular reason.
bardock
Gorglax9
fadingtheory
Dude's got brain worms.
TrundImaginationBandit
Donkey brains
EBlade19889
Poor bastards must be starving
kmikl
zeros000
... i just realised this starving joke... seen it a couple times this week and didn't get it...
HomWapko
quaggie
Clear case of poo brains
NoeCarrier
And the worms/ate into his brain/Billy Gnosis had gone insane
CommunCreator
But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high as you can see. No matter how he tried he could not break free.
NoeCarrier
Hey you! Can you help me?
CommunCreator
Don’t tell me there’s no hope at all!
NoeCarrier
Together we stand but divided we fall!
ActualTttony
Yeah ok but you DO rememb5who the Republicans elected i 16right?
Gen1Optimus
Is this guy real?
Filanwizard
https://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/celebrities/article244021727.html I had to google and it does seem that he is in fact not a bot
mikeatike
Yeah. Real dumb.
tirpider
Are any of us real?
RickHalcyon
kkanne20
Unbarring
This nutter was on about AOC working with North Korea and Tiktok and kpop yesterday, what area of Florida does he represents?
evilspyre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_18th_congressional_district
Jarjarthejedi
18th district (in the name). He doesn't rep anything, he's running. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida%27s_18th_congressional_district
Seethreepeeoh
Wait till he finds out Eddie Murphy is Irish
cambriago13
Black Irish.
DiarmuidRyan
Top of the morning motherfucka
[deleted]
[deleted]
BatsAreAwesome
Turdsandwich10
Nice
RolandLovecraft
Roland191145
iamthisguy247
Oh, like Shaquille O’Neal?
humanhotplate
Shaq is kryptonian
Seethreepeeoh
Sure, didn't I go to school with his cousin
mrlawsome
Obama is Irish. Pretty sure I noticed a slight Cork accent there.
azazyel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADUQWKoVek
Seethreepeeoh
Tipperary
DiarmuidRyan
Calling Trump a langer
Baruder0
I don’t know if there is such thing as a slight cork accent. Everybody I met there spoke 100% full gibberish
Seethreepeeoh
How do ye know when a Corkman wont do something? ... he says "I will, yeah"
displacedgothamist
And this is why we need to seriously invest, globally, in mental health programs.
merxman
And education, to teach people how to discriminate sources, facts vs. opinions, critical thinking skills, and basic logic and science.
MoonMoon89
It's one of those stupid Qanon conspiracies. It's pretty much what happens when politicians begin believing channers.
arkady74
In the case of Q nutjobs it seems more like generic right wing boomers who started believing, and now it's manifesting political candidates
Leithreas
And channers happily take up the seeds the russian misinfo folks are dropping for them.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Fuck, a lot of times Channers will make this shit up just for the lols. The people that buy into it are just gullible and nuts.
Leithreas
True. The irony is the channers are also getting played, or even playing themselves. It's pretty simple to point them and let them go.
GadenKerensky
Most of the time they know it's misinformation, they just share it because they think it's 'funny'.
Leithreas
Right, it's a pretty clever onion of real intention inside jokes inside lols inside racism inside irony inside jokes etc.
GadenKerensky
Channers are often people who think horrid 'jokes' are 'funny' because they agree with some of the sentiment or are just outright unpleasant
mardukkur
If you promote white supremacy just for the lulz, you're still a fucking white supremacist.
GadenKerensky
If not truly, then no better than white supremacists, yeah.
SillyGoat
What in the gently toasted coconut fuckaroon is a "globalist?" Can anyone translate from whackadoodle conspiracy theorist brain ant tongue?
wintermute93
I hate that I know this, but when these whackadoodles say "globalists" they almost invariably mean a Jewish conspiracy to control the world.
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Anti-Globalists think Liberal Internationalists (which is an academic term) are really globalist pawns of the Jewish conspiracy.
HeavyBaryon
Well, it's more of a political theory than academic.
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
Eh, as an IR expert I view political theory and academic concepts as synonymous. Political science is a part of the academy.
popejubal
Jewish Zionist conspiracy that secretly controls the media and/or secret world government.
user82650
Real world definition: someone who believes countries in the world generally need to work together on things to achieve better results, -
user82650
- instead of treating it as a race where putting hurdles on each other is just as important as getting ahead yourself.
user82650
Qanon nut definition:global cabal trying to destroy America and make other countries richer at its expense.Hence the "America First" slogan.
mikeatike
I believe its a type of "yo mama so fat..." joke.
smititar
In conspiracy circles, Globalist is a catch-all for One World Order type theories warning against world gov The flavor of One World Order(1
maythegorknmorkbewithyou
And it tends to be a misunderstanding of the Liberal Internationalism school of thought.
smititar
depends on the conspiracy theorists bend. Could be religious, cultural, economic, etc. Pretty much anything that suggests America's (2
smititar
power or prestige will be limited by outside groups (WTO, UN, etc) is part of a globalist plot. Within that plot is where they show (3
smititar
Whatever bigotry the conspiracy theorist holds. In this case anti-Semitism because it's tEh JeWs who are controlling the world.
HonestCommentFarmer
You go deep enough into the alt-right pool of Kool-Aid and it means Jew. Stay in the shallow-end & it means anational neoliberal...
HonestCommentFarmer
capitalist who advocates for open borders, outsourcing, & a global economy. Then, you go to the middle ground between the two & Globalist...
HonestCommentFarmer
means the Illuminati. I find the easiest way to parse their crazy is to assume Globalist means Illuminati unless it's obviously dogwhistling
Seanspeed
Great answer, though even neoliberals dont tend to promote outsourcing as much accept its reality.
catfingers
A globalists support multinational corporations that sell out the country for profit.Open borders no nations only corporate greed. Aka Jews
Scahrossar
The interesting part of this is that its partly what corporations want. The whole world to plunder without repercussion.
Scahrossar
They just need to create an (((enemy))) to get the massess to fall in line and follow them.
user82650
Of course "plunder" means "sell to and employ" and it's a good thing.
iusedtodream
The Amazon Rain Forest doesn't agree with you.
Scahrossar
No, I mena plunder. Amazon is extremely exploitative towards its employees, documentedly so, yet Bezos is set to become the first
Scahrossar
trillionair. He's the rule rather than the exception.
ThisIsNoCave
There was a whole movie about how Mel Gibson believed things like this, and everyone (rightly) believed he was nuts
SlasherQuan
Believed?
Jheklstuff
Passion of the Christ, yeah weird movie.
littlelebowskiurbanacheiver
Rkfinecake
This was initially confusing. Made it sound like there's a documentary about Mel Gibson.
linearcore
All of Mel Gibson's movies are documentaries of his life. Mad Max is a faithful representation of Australia.
Rkfinecake
tlamstrike
Except in the end one of his crazy theorys was actually right.
ThisIsNoCave
But he was still batshit crazy. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Thisisbullshitalready
Millions of people believe this deep state crap.
Saumius
Would you consider Jeffrey Epstein. Deep state crap ?
TMP5
That's The only conspiracy theory Imgur accepts. Everything else is just crazy talk. Its weird.
Thisisbullshitalready
Not as some deep state conspiracy is defined by Trump, no. Considering Trump is a prime suspect.
Private4160
The Patriot?
lesliebugs
He's an independent who has no chance of getting anywhere near an elected office because even Florida voters believe he is nuts.
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
yo what's that movie m8
CarrieUnderboob
Zoolander 2
ActionJohnnie
All quiet at the western front
MisterBrando
What Women Want
Toffeeaccident
No it was Lethal Weapon
VirtualNaut
This specific incident was in 3 but in order to understand it, you have to watch the first two.
XorKaya
Chicken Run
DontTazeMeBrah
Get the Gringo
DVSBSTrD
Passion of the Christ.
apollo1kitten1
Maverick
Schnickelfritz2
Braveheart
AdonisMcThunderCock
Once upon a blue waffle
PutItInNeutral
I googled that. Shame on you.
AdonisMcThunderCock
tacotuesday5000
Mad Max
ThisIsNoCave
Literally "Conspiracy Theory"
iwantthatpost
Doot
popebadass
Except in the movie Mel’s character was correct if I recall
linearcore
He was. Captain Picard brainwashed him, turning him into Mark David Chapman 2.0. That toothy girl from Mystic Pizza helped him by running.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Pls write movie reviews
popebadass
This was marvelous
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
His character Jerry linked space shuttle launches with certain equipment on board to earthquakes causing the death of political rivals iirc.