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FP wow guys! Due to negativity about my kickstarter edit, link removed. Sorry to all who were offended.
Oct 23, 2016 10:36 AM
ImDefinitelyNotNSA
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FP wow guys! Due to negativity about my kickstarter edit, link removed. Sorry to all who were offended.
ringadingllama
I ate really disappointing pizza today and this is just a kick in the nuts
AkwardBearHug
wombora
before i can upvote one question: is this an exclusive or?
ImDefinitelyNotNSA
Favorite and upvote for both
IMpresington
I only trim. So no upvote for that but I LOVE PIZZA!!!!!!!
Shaveyourdingleberries
I'm all natural. But I do like pizza
RomaFrozenPizzas
I do both!
ClassicSwanson
I like piz..wait what now?
Coko4
ItsJatne
"Support my Kickstarter here" Fuck you. -1
EchoThisTrance
I don't have balls
Michealbay
What if i shave my pizza and like ma balls
hugohugoyeayea
AlEMS
I have always wondered... How is it possible to shave your balls.
Luftwaffel
Carefully.
NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
It's actually super easy. Just don't use a cut throat razor, for the love of god.
squishybaker
lots of soap, and a firm grip.
420blazeitbitchez
I shave my balls ill admit it
thriftydonkey
Both!
SchrodingersSchrodinger
It is all about timing. There has been several KSers on here over the last few days & ppl are getting very sick of them. Good luck w the biz
JamesCoyle
I've always kinda wondered how you actually shave your balls. I wouldn't trust myself as it seems like it would be waaaay to easy to cut it.
myschweddyballs
Use a torch and singe 'em off!
ImDefinitelyNotNSA
Same procedure as when you hump a porcupine: Very, very careful
Mistermonday96
Buy an electric razor. Do not get the scrotum in the razors teeth. You don't want to know.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Just use tweezers. Pluck them babies out.
mikev2
Just get em waxed/sugared. It hurts like hell but it only takes a min and it's awesome afterwards.
JamesCoyle
Yeah I've always thought I'd try cream or wax first. I kinda imagine shaving would leave it feeling itchy with all the sharp cut hairs.
chimneyspooper
Do not use the cream! It burns!
mikev2
Ya and then you gotta shave again in 2 days. Get sugared and you are good for a month. If you do go, make sure to ask if they 1/2
mikev2
Do male Brazilians. Some don't cause they get creepy guys. And don't worry if you get hard, they just ignore it. Lol.
icantbelievethisisnottaken
That would be one of my fears actually.
Sombike
Why not both.gif
chrishallett83
I shave my balls AND I love pizza.
brunodiaz
Squeakdragon
Do we favorite this if it's both? I demand clarification!
Robstein
I can't up vote twice.
CaptainFrito
Cant seem to upvote twice
whatevenisthat
Both... So... Do I up vote then down vote so I can up vote again? Pizza or smooth balls first?
Sentinal32
Here's your damn point, but I ain't admitting which one though.
NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
myschweddyballs
It's both.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
I find is makes me all itchy
thesplashingblumpkins
If only I could upvote twice
GoBlue
Before I could only downvote, but now I can report for spam thanks to your edit. Thanks, OP!
idrinkcheapbeer
Fuck your ad.
DiabolicalStench
I Veet my balls (Nair, for the ladies and gents in the US). I know you're not supposed to, but they're smooth like two eggs in a carrier bag
GoBlue
Why do people upvote these "upvote if" posts? This is as stupid as that "like and share if you agree" bullshit on Facebook.
BoopBoopDEEDoop
I made my husband pizza last night BECAUSE he shaved his balls, what should I do now?
calldrdaley
Upvote twice
rbudrick
Eat pizza, lick balls.
thefaceparade
Good Pavlovian conditioning.
DownWithBigParma
Operant*
thefaceparade
You feel smart? I sure don't. :p
DownWithBigParma
Sorry! That wasn't my intent. Just putting my useless psych degree to use
thefaceparade
Hahaha. I was j/king anyways. TIL a new phrase.
ImDefinitelyNotNSA
Step 1: Unmarry him. Step 2: So, you're single ?
NeptuneKingOfTheSeas
That was kinda smooth. Like my balls.
bigdog1983
We found the husband