Virophile
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Kind of amazing actually
Just hope we get plot resolution before that Rocket Raccoon sex scandal surfaces...
May 10, 2018 6:48 AM
Virophile
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Just hope we get plot resolution before that Rocket Raccoon sex scandal surfaces...
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
z3lfmoord
Tony Stark playing Tony Stark
joechristo
way to Jinx it
NM156
They are actors, not the NFL
Gamerboy11116
test
TheGrubermeister
Infiniti war. It's like Nissan war but fancier
Neotrup
Was that anything like the Toyata War?
TheGrubermeister
No
yeahbuthowmuchlurkingcanonemando
Groot is so traumatized he can only say 3 words after what happened
DavidBleecher
Or getting crushed by a jeep.
TransistorRadio
Too soon
TheFastpaws
Downey would have picked up on it and slapped them back in line. It is a great gig for him.
Nathanyel
RDJ is already past his drug years, smart choice to cast him.
s4ndwich3s
transformers 9 - infiniti wars
Hyperboi
NEWS JUST IN: TOM HOLLAND OVERDOSES ON APPLE JUICE!!!1!1!!
BloodyGingers
To be fair, we've also had three Hulks, two Warmachines, two Fandrals, two Thanos', three Howard Starks...
WizardQuincer
and two Howard the Ducks
shimmernshine
Terrence Howard is a real jerk IRL
clark6050
A jerk is better than a rapist though.
joeyjojosharknado
Are those our only choices?
clark6050
No, but in this case we’re talking about how none of them are dead or rapists and this guy called him a jerk.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
He means MCU phase 1 2 3
darsfog
Two Hulks, the first Hulk movie (starring Eric Bana) isn't part of the MCU. And I believe there has only been two Howard's as well.
Scaramucci
There were 3 H. Starks, one of them was briefly shown in a montage in Iron Man 1. But one of the 3 is a younger version so he doesn't count.
JHawke
Two captain America's, so many spidermans they can re enact the multiverse stories without finding new ones. The fantasic 8
Amesang
I'm honestly a bit disappointed that Reb Brown didn't get a cameo in any of the MCU Cap movies.
Ginkawa
that would actually be a kinda amazing (/rimshot/) way to do a spiderman multiverse.
DavidCisme
Well that's because RDJ got it all out of his system years ago.
Rifneno
And he's shared his secrets of immunity with the rest of the crew. Meanwhile, rape requires someone saying no. To THEM? Is it possible?
L337NarwhalSparkles
He rapes, but he saves. He saves more than he rapes.
vondruke
If they did I'm sure they made sure to fix it.
99000999009990
Maybe they only harass each other. Dun dun da
HapaxLegomaniax
Give it time. That Olsen girl is up to something, I just know it.
Heathen92
I'll do ya one better. There was a hollywood insider whistle blowing on 4chan. Rumor has it that that was RDJ.
odinigh
>4chan
CanYouFeelItNowMrKrabs
I’ll do YOU one better…WHAT is Gamora?!
ihaveloudfarts
Or the victims are fans n waiting till part 2 is done b4 they come out
irishPEDOelf
Not a part 2 tho, it's avengers 4
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
That would be hilarious in a sad way. “The world needs to know... but not until we get our story resolution dammit!”
Gunthex
That's considerate of them.
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
They don't want to spoil it for everyone.
fr1080f
Thor raped me, but I kind of want to see how his story ends.
ImAnAvacado
Thor raped me, I enjoyed it*
Velexis
Thor could not rape me. Mostly because I'd consent, but you know
TheManInsideMebyDrTobiasFunke
I'd consent the hell out of that and I don't like dudes.
TheButtMad
Then you obviously like some dudes.
TheManInsideMebyDrTobiasFunke
If you don't have a go gay for list you're not living a full life.
kedtheduck
We always have the one or two exceptions
deranger
That's not a dude. You're a dude. He's a man.
TheManInsideMebyDrTobiasFunke
A handsome, muscular man.
ConDog362
A god
HerrHat
one could sit on said accusations until the next instalment is filmed and start asking for settling about the time they start marketing.
kaarbaak
The drill is: wait 20 years then recall some little encounter where you "didn't feel comfortable." Hire Gloria Allred. Profit.
notkvothethebloodless
whyisthisusernametaken
I don't mind if Rocket did that to me
TolstoyTheFox
YamatoIouko
...hello, fellow furry?
SharkyMcSnarkface
theFartySarlacc
OtterlyMagnificent
Hey. We can fantasize about Rocket if we want. He's a handsome creature.
whyisthisusernametaken
aww
irishPEDOelf
with Buckys stolen arm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
supersomatic
do you know how much money they have? They would crush any potential scandal pretty quickly.
palmo
Yeah because that sure worked for Weinstein and Spacey. Only works until people are brave enough to come forward.
supersomatic
most of that has nothing to do with information. people knew for years. its about public opinion
palmo
It was 100% about coming forward and being grave enough to tell the public instead of just rumors.
supersomatic
whatever you gotta tell yourself
AntiCircleJerker
Do be fair, the entire franchise was kicked off by a guy who put his drug addiction and demons behind him. Downey led by example?
Abrausedteleprot
led them to his legal team more like
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
That and there are fairly serious repercussions in their contracts should they not live up to Disney morality standards.
Thatotherlurker
Aren't those standards why disney channel teen stars tend to go crazy once they're out of their contracts?
Bbbrrr000ccckkk1
That’s probably true. But the Marvel counterparts are a little more mature and have some other life XP under their belt.
stradaniye
You know, except for the first dude who played War Machine.
JewceyRubes
Well rabbits do like to fuck
Bonsaipanda
They are notoriously good at multiplying
astralfields
kambojah
that's their drug of choice, that's what they got and and they do it a lot
OtterlyMagnificent
And he's a good rabbit
Dahr
Thankfully they picked the RIGHT Olsen for the job.
Irishda
Yeah fuck those women for not being hot I guess.
dowingba
Are the other Olsen's known for doing drugs or anything? Seems I haven't heard anything about them in many years.
MjolnirCat
Both of them are linked to Heath Ledger's overdose.
dowingba
?
SMODomite
I heard Groot put his groot in a girls groot. #MeGroot
kel17
Wait, someone in Hollywood got prosecuted for inappropriate sexual behavior? So far I've only heard public allegations or deals out of court
lafemmenikita
SharkyMcSnarkface
E621 would like to have a say in that sex scandal.
HypostaticUnion
Not congratulating folks for doing totally normal stuff.
OmnibusLatinName
"I take care of my kids." - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO!
ClubbedSandwich
But tell me I'm awesome!
OmnibusLatinName
Do I gotta get Chris Rock in here?
kr662
I'm pretty sure Hulk sexually assualted Black Widow there's a gif that's shared here all the time but Imgur keeps covering for Hollywood.
ASolitudeGuard
ReposterCallerOuterMan
you mean this gif? https://imgur.com/A4V4blL
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JoelsPerfectBabybackRibs
Risky click of the day
PotatoBackwards
you... you... I like you +1
NotSoArtzie
WOAH! The quality on that is INSANE!
C0mtraya
SamAreRye
IBentMyWookie
TacoRocket
This is absolute fucking gold, thank you.
bbirbb
Over here making me nostalgic... "No bloody A, B, C, or D..."
TheYoungBear
Relics was a great episode, if a little fan servicey
lorcan0c
A 45 minute episode about Scotty interacting with the TNG crew somehow had more emotional weight than a 90 minute movie with Kirk and Picard
MisterLemons
ART!
spacecadetshay
bealtimint
bealtimint
TKBarbus
SUMMON THE GIF!!!
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donkeymoney
It's in my faves.
Spinosaur
christ bro do you favourite everything? YOU HAVE SO MANY
donkeymoney
Heehee. I'm a simple man...I like a post a lot, or don't have the attention span to read it right now, I favorite it. Been around a while.
Kiwiwhovian
/a/w2EGMyy Imgur world record
PissingINaShotglassSpinningOnRecordplayerStrappedTOaCheetasBack
One witness could bust this case half open with a snap of his fingers.
SocialPriapism
LokiShinigami
Hulk will say it was consentual, she gave him THAT look. Clearly the real victim here is Bruce, he has no say in what the Hulk Does.
xizar
That's why The Hulk didn't come out... to avoid questions from nosy reporters.
DrClaww
Lies, Bruce loves it when Hulk Smash
Scaramucci
When you're Hulk, they let you do it.
Jeebidy
Because of the implication?
calyxium
Bruce wasn't technically there for the event though, it was Hulk's body at the time. Unless he changes back partway through.
donkeymoney
I think he loses the tone and vigor after nutting, gradually shrinking down to his normal size.
Trassation
Which means if there's a court case, the Hulk, not Banner, will have to show up and testify.
calyxium
I mean Hulk would be the defendant since he was the one who put Bruce's body in that position without asking him? So he'd have to switch-
calyxium
-back and forth constantly.
Listenhereyouwookieesonofabitch
Does that make it's threesome ?
calyxium
I don't think so because when Bruce re-appeared, Hulk would disappear. There would only be 2 people at a time, never 3. So they took turns.
THEmadkingLudwig
Rocket is going to ask to borrow the wrong body part, and then it'll be all over...
osnabb
LtKifKroker
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
Downvote123
Rocket: "I am getting those breast implants "
elrick43
Spoiler for the Machine-Man movie?
CelticScribe
I want them to bring back Coulsen for Avengers 4 just so Rocket can ask to borrow his arm.
Clockworkdancerobot
"Seriously, dude just left his prosthesis out for anyone to take. His wife will thank me later."
kepler20c
"That WASN'T a PROSTHESIS Rocket!"
lordofthedice
I read that in his voice.
Happyrexmanningday
What I find so interesting is how that’s Bradley Cooper’s voice. I have a hard time matching up his face with Rocket’s voice for some reason
Sildroni
They're tweaking it a bit (or more) - like auto-tune
FatShady591
Same lol
orangatuan
You forgot the little chuckle.
Phoenixfighter43
I didn’t.
Clockworkdancerobot
orangatuan
Everyone saw that.