if dropping a beer is the equivalent of loosing a balloon when you were a kid, the what is this:
remember that James bond movie?
You know shit is going down when...
i want a relationship as strong as his teeth
funny title
students: teacher your marker is too faint, we cant see. Teacher: let me "sharpen" my marker
standing near a live volcano, what could possibly go wrong?
Fuck your "Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times"
first you do some ascertaining then determinating, then just gun it
wouldnt it be funny i threw this raisin into my mother in law's mouth....Oh hi honey
Peace out!
♫ I came in like a wrecking ball♫
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if it fits, it fits. -Driver, probably
animal cruelty
One Peso for one sosig
Dave's most valued possession
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog
this gif has no explanation
car is making hissing sounds, why?
happy birthday
no pain, no gain you big baby
my entrance will be lit AF
Hey uncle Steve, remember when you gave me a book for Christmas? Ya jerk!
Just Mexican things
Boston fans last night
we thought you wuz dead. What do you mean "we"
UBER snacks
and for my next trick, i'll make a clapping baby appear
Pool nazi: No pool for you!
huge freggin' snek; humans for scale
me being ready for life's opportunities
"look at the view". -Lady in red dress. "tell me about it" -Old fart
..his face, priceless
yeah bitch
fuck this shit , this one too, this one as well..
karma
from the creators of dwarf tossing, we present:
come on man, everybody likes boobs
whatever goes up, must come down
start'em up early, but this is ridiculous
Fast & furious rancho drift
fine dishware where I can put my Strugle-O's
its a boy!
Overflow error
on to the front page noble steed
these power generators are fun
buh- bye
Super Mario going through a warp zone
When your Mum know how to make cakes and knows clown tricks too
bet you $10 you dont grab grandpa by the balls
pendejo= idiot
so, we dont sing here padre?
and the "father of the year" award goes to:
rat to the face
welcome to the amphibious express
sorry if repost
please send me a sign
at you age I didnt need an iphone, hell I didnt even need wheels
just a kiss