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Toucha da kitty
Dec 28, 2016 1:11 PM
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Teerhand
All roos are natural born killers, don't be fooled
Bowtiesarecool45
NO TOUCHY
stormiehillers10
No touchy!
veganfarts
OunceTheOZ
folder[cats]
Hell0Operator
These. I don't know why they make me so happy.
ElDiabloLocoYRojo
"You always too rough..."
LMNOParis
No touch tha fishyyy!
stormtrooper412
"god damn it Carl, I was sleeping" - cat, probably
blminspace
https://youtu.be/fP6IOM4qcYk
SearchingForUnderstanding
Why the dark font?!
HerroFrung
Actor portrayal of tinder encounter
YourBuddyBill
Not shown: the seventeen dozen bots that both people (but mostly the dude) had to swipe past to even get to this point.
instantbeetle
17 bots 5 hoes thay used him for free food, 3 girls that didnt look like their picture
craaaaaaaaaaaaig
Was nobody else worried that the kangaroo was gonna start choking that cat before somebody punches it in the face?
ShibiSF
Come back! Let me love you!- Roo
LordDebuchan
"Let me love roo!" ~Scooby
MikeyC84
I was waiting for that guy to walk over and punch that kanga in the face.... rather disappointing
zeacorzeppelin10
I have worked with kangaroos, they have serious claws.
MyToesGotGluedToMyAsshole
His dad wanted to "hug" a dog now then sun wants to "massage" the cat...
MyToesGotGluedToMyAsshole
Son* FUCK
zombieshateme
Here comes TBG post in 3..2...1...
Chunkymilk171
Is it just me or did anyone else read the text in consuela voice too
kudichan
Do you need more lemon pledge?
yannireddit
lon3wolf86
faster u slut
Cirelon
I see how it is, man saves the dog but the cat saves itself
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Seems like dogs really are mans best friend
nihilistdad
Overgrown bunny should watch it. Small predator is predator still.
Athferion
The kangaroo could have seriously injured the cat, if not kill it.
nihilistdad
Well yes, it's much bigger, and vicious.
Katrambit
Have you seen kangaroo hands? Theyre terrifying. I wouldnt want them on me either
Sp1ffy
Well now I'm off to Google to search "kangaroo hands"
Sp1ffy
I learned something today
SMiThaYe
Gives you paws for thought.
MikeJH
DylanShah
someone get that kitty a body suit
RedBeardedBastard
ColonelCain
Who wants a BODY MASSAGE?
WetterThanAnOtterInAWashingMachine
There it is
androidBishop
A FULL body massage!
Qumefox
https://media.giphy.com/media/4MVQVwogaHHkQ/giphy.gif
ehnayehn
body massage MACHIIIIINE
WetterThanAnOtterInAWashingMachine
There it is
Frederf
PotatoCheesMonk
Body massage machine GO!
SuicideSeason
It's like a reenactment of what me and my stepdad go through daily.
bongswats4life
Yikes...
imaginaryPeppers
TrustMeImABassist
Hehehehehehe *calling the cops*
ITryToOnlyRespondInGifs
It's only ok if he's a celebrity
SexyStarfish
Well leave him the fuck alone. He obviously doesn't want your bad touch.
CyborgScribe
Wait i may have something for your username
jdraitt
Based on your comment history you're a dude, so hopefully it's all in good fun :D
eyeLied
Show me on this bear where he touches you.
GhettoEMS
Ummmm ok I'm speechless
Ragonkforceayahjondow
Wat
SuicideSeason
My stepdad tries to massage me daily. So I flail away.
mcpaddy23
SexySquatch
Please tell me this is a joke.
loki747
Wat
IHateCarpets
Eeeh thats weird. You should talk with him or someone
GrimTuesday
You need an adult, just not that adult.
susannahdeanofnewyork
You may want to talk to someone..
zfyjybv
boy fell
mossysabertoothtiger
It's fine I'm sure they're both 42 years old
KimmyPage
start with your mother, yo !! that shit ain't right.
Sakkura
He massages your pussy?
TouchThaFishyyy
CyborgScribe
Humor requires a subtle touch.
TouchThaFishyyy
*good humor requires a subtle touch
DidItForScience
On imgur that's debatable.
WalnutWisdom
MysteryX95
Scrolled down to look for this. Found this. +1
Incineroar
no touchy fishy
ifyouwearcrocsihateyou
Imma touch da fishy
TouchThaFishyyy
My username relevant?
imgurianitarian
OSCgal
His ears when he knows he's about to get swatted!
imgurianitarian
You can see how much of a little shit that cat is by the state of the blinds. Cats are dicks.
Mind792
I'm sure that fish taste delicious
OfficialJoeBiden
"Oh my god I'm gonna drown you" well damn
Space2place
No touchy da kitty, not even kitty touchy da kitty
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loki747
'you're to close mon.'
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Last title was something like "and downnnn came the ugly fairy and *boop!* you were born!"
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
Ooh. That cat would make a fine stew
xXThugs4LessXx
How long have you been waiting for this moment?
CatsReallyDoTasteGoodInStew
Not long
JonathanFrey
Even other animals love cats. Is it because they are incapable of loving you back because they have dead souls like women and bankers?
Theonlynameicouldreallycomeupwith
You sir have been hanging around the wrong cat crowd
JonathanFrey
Well that escalated quickly, sorry.
LeaveLuck2Heaven
I'm sorry about your apparently negative experiences with dating. And cats.
JonathanFrey
I love cats and dating I was just trying to amuse.
luciferspanties
My kitten was the best little thing ever. He thought everything was a nipple and sucked on it. Then some asshole killed him with a bb gun :)
JonathanFrey
Sorry bro that sucks
luciferspanties
Not a bro, but thank you.
JonathanFrey
Ha sorry. I wasn't sure it there were any women on here.
luciferspanties
It's okay! And there are, though sadly few