Jan 17, 2022 6:49 PM
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VibratingNipples
Set up land mines in your front yard
beenpostingsince
having pants on might help
MAN9000
Turn the other cheek, give them donuts or candy bars or a gift card something. OR Tell them they remind you of your dead son.
spitslap
simonsaysabunchofstuff
Watch Letterkenny and memorize every line of dialogue spoken by Shoresy
CyberJackalope
Hey, don't sweat it, man. There's a whole King of the Hill episode telling you what to do. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u3zzc
learntotakejoke
Bruh you ever watch "it's always sunny in Philadelphia"? Mac and Charlie go ham on some douchebag teenagers, what you gotta do lol
espinacas
also an episode of the community. And one of the guys does try to fuck the kids mom ? (cant remember if he does or not in the end).
PantlessThunderGoose42
A kid like that most like,y has a parent that condones that behavior and will defend it. Retaliate, and they will unleash hell on you. /2
/2 nevermind. I forgot what i was going to say.
swellguy18
A 12yo kid bullying a 45yo man? I mean the kids a little shit but I'm 30 and 18yo's have tried to "bully" me. I ignore them, because I'm 30.
BosunMark
Now I'm wondering if Mr. Wilson fucked Dennis' mom..
oldguyexlurker
In all seriousness, if he's that much of an asshole to an adult neighbor, how many kids at his school does he terrify. Which will go postal?
dart223
Motion sensored sprinkler. At first just let it barely graze over them and smile. Next time full blast. Play bagpipes when they walk by
Just don't listen to it. Headphones off or something noisy. Otherwise dog whistle before they get near. Sorry puppy
DarthAndy
"Hey kid, I'm not going to lie. I haven't fucked your mum. The queue was too long"
pushingchildrenintotraffic
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DieGeistreiter
"Hey! You know better than to talk to your daddy that way."
Devils41
Playing pro baseball taught me one thing. Don't fuck with people who have disposable income... this 12 year old gonna learn
marthafarquar
Targe0
@OP Find out where he lives and write a letter to his mother. It won't solve the issue but it will make him suffer for his actions.
OriginalSyn
Imagine caring what a 12 year old says. I wouldn't even acknowledge he existed.
swiftkid66
Well if the dog dies he wont walk by anymore or if the friend dies....or you know just have a pile of dog shit to throw at them.
Clam down there Satan.
AnAliyAiden
evilgriff
And maintain eye contact to assert dominance!
Darklinkinfinite
I also think there was a king of the Hill episode of this exact same thing. Not sure if the solution applies
parabolic000
Dusty old bones, full of green dust
JustSomePersonThere
Pure art.
dashizznit
XXXassclown
2fligh2high
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TacoPuncher
Careful at that height they're at the perfect height for a classic move ?noredirect
Malloon
The comments are why I'm here. Posts provide good things to talk about.
PacMan4Life
Tell them you don't get it and ask him to explain it. And still not get it and keep asking him to clarify further. (works on racists too!)
mrsdowneyjr
Sexists too
fredhoffman1968
record it call the police that is harrassment disorderly at best ..let the kid spend a nite at juvie
Gantzz321
take it to the parents first, police is a good backup
WarmeChocolademelk
I just want to know if @stefbeloved is okay. :(
aguyfromSicily
I'm fine, I just wish this kid stopped acting like that. It's a weird situation because obviously you can't hit a little kid, and he knows..
igobeder
Adopt yourself a bigger 14 yr. old bully.
delly
I’m sure this was a story in FHM (uk), where a guy hired teenage to beat up the kids terrorising him. Worked pretty well if I recall
Shelest
they will just end up adopting bigger and bigger bullies
MyUserNameIsAirBud
This is the way
ViralLola
Adopt a mean girl 14 yr. old bully.
ReverendElijahHooper
Nothing more lethal with words than one of those
They will zero in on your biggest insecurity.
Does…when does it get better?
NotAHugeSpider
All she would have to do is stand there and laugh at him, he'll have insecurities for the rest of his life.
Frederf
And teach her to dom
malicart
I would just be ready with the hose or pressure washer daily from there on out.
JayEnfield
Cut a hole through his ceiling and take a shit through it.
fishwrecker
Varenvel
pressure washers can tear paint and scrape off rust of metal , we use it to "vaporise moss" off our ceramic plates, its dangerous. hose fine
GunRack
You start with the soaker nozzle. If the situation doesn't improve, you step up the pressure until it does.
YannYacobi
Moral: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
My pressure washer can barely remove stains from wood at 2 inches, not all pressure washers are created the same.
https://www.emra.org/emresident/article/pressure-washer-injuries/ , they also "inject" bacteria into your deep muscles , its not a toy.
I see no indication in that article but if that wasn't a high powered gas model I will eat my hat.
it does not need to be , it all depends how close you are 1 meter away person is fine but seeing how dumb people are in general>
GrosseChung
A pressure washer at range is the same as a hose on "jet", it doesn't do shit
marteney1
Only up close. From the distance he’ll likely be spraying, it’ll be a gentle mist. Still use the hose to get more coverage.
i know people who burned water , people are not smart , i wanted to point out it can be dangerous but i guess this is unpopular.
especially we are speaking of a child , if OP used power washer up close and caused any body injury that would be a jail time
I think it was pretty obvious my intent was not to cause injury, you just took it way overboard.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Yes assault on a minor was my first thought as well
Talking normal water pressure here not fucking riot water cannons.
ConfusedAxis
Ah, of course. *scratches off “buy riot water cannon” from to-do list*
Oh no keep it there, you just don't use it this time. /s
BarryTheCyborg
You also said pressure washer though, which will actually mess someone up
Deadpoolisfunny
Do you want downvotes? Because that's how you get downvotes, other Barry.
Frostycopper
You can choose the pressure on a pressure washer, ya goof
ontarioOT
Maybe from point blank range.
Mine removes wood stains at 2 inches after a foot its just a heavy mist.
akspartankiiier
You DID spend too much time thinking about this, but unfortunately you thought wrong.
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Aim at the crotch so it looks like he peed himself. That sounds about the right level of maturity.
VibratingNipples
Set up land mines in your front yard
beenpostingsince
having pants on might help
MAN9000
Turn the other cheek, give them donuts or candy bars or a gift card something. OR Tell them they remind you of your dead son.
spitslap
simonsaysabunchofstuff
Watch Letterkenny and memorize every line of dialogue spoken by Shoresy
CyberJackalope
Hey, don't sweat it, man. There's a whole King of the Hill episode telling you what to do. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6u3zzc
learntotakejoke
Bruh you ever watch "it's always sunny in Philadelphia"? Mac and Charlie go ham on some douchebag teenagers, what you gotta do lol
espinacas
also an episode of the community. And one of the guys does try to fuck the kids mom ? (cant remember if he does or not in the end).
PantlessThunderGoose42
A kid like that most like,y has a parent that condones that behavior and will defend it. Retaliate, and they will unleash hell on you. /2
PantlessThunderGoose42
/2 nevermind. I forgot what i was going to say.
swellguy18
A 12yo kid bullying a 45yo man? I mean the kids a little shit but I'm 30 and 18yo's have tried to "bully" me. I ignore them, because I'm 30.
BosunMark
Now I'm wondering if Mr. Wilson fucked Dennis' mom..
oldguyexlurker
In all seriousness, if he's that much of an asshole to an adult neighbor, how many kids at his school does he terrify. Which will go postal?
dart223
Motion sensored sprinkler. At first just let it barely graze over them and smile. Next time full blast. Play bagpipes when they walk by
dart223
Just don't listen to it. Headphones off or something noisy. Otherwise dog whistle before they get near. Sorry puppy
DarthAndy
"Hey kid, I'm not going to lie. I haven't fucked your mum. The queue was too long"
pushingchildrenintotraffic
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DieGeistreiter
"Hey! You know better than to talk to your daddy that way."
Devils41
Playing pro baseball taught me one thing. Don't fuck with people who have disposable income... this 12 year old gonna learn
marthafarquar
Targe0
@OP Find out where he lives and write a letter to his mother. It won't solve the issue but it will make him suffer for his actions.
OriginalSyn
Imagine caring what a 12 year old says. I wouldn't even acknowledge he existed.
swiftkid66
Well if the dog dies he wont walk by anymore or if the friend dies....or you know just have a pile of dog shit to throw at them.
Targe0
Clam down there Satan.
AnAliyAiden
evilgriff
And maintain eye contact to assert dominance!
Darklinkinfinite
I also think there was a king of the Hill episode of this exact same thing. Not sure if the solution applies
parabolic000
Dusty old bones, full of green dust
JustSomePersonThere
Pure art.
dashizznit
XXXassclown
2fligh2high
TacoPuncher
Careful at that height they're at the perfect height for a classic move
?noredirect
Malloon
The comments are why I'm here. Posts provide good things to talk about.
PacMan4Life
Tell them you don't get it and ask him to explain it. And still not get it and keep asking him to clarify further. (works on racists too!)
mrsdowneyjr
Sexists too
fredhoffman1968
record it call the police that is harrassment disorderly at best ..let the kid spend a nite at juvie
Gantzz321
take it to the parents first, police is a good backup
WarmeChocolademelk
I just want to know if @stefbeloved is okay. :(
aguyfromSicily
I'm fine, I just wish this kid stopped acting like that. It's a weird situation because obviously you can't hit a little kid, and he knows..
igobeder
Adopt yourself a bigger 14 yr. old bully.
delly
I’m sure this was a story in FHM (uk), where a guy hired teenage to beat up the kids terrorising him. Worked pretty well if I recall
Shelest
they will just end up adopting bigger and bigger bullies
MyUserNameIsAirBud
This is the way
ViralLola
Adopt a mean girl 14 yr. old bully.
ReverendElijahHooper
Nothing more lethal with words than one of those
ViralLola
They will zero in on your biggest insecurity.
ReverendElijahHooper
Does…when does it get better?
NotAHugeSpider
igobeder
All she would have to do is stand there and laugh at him, he'll have insecurities for the rest of his life.
Frederf
And teach her to dom
malicart
I would just be ready with the hose or pressure washer daily from there on out.
JayEnfield
Cut a hole through his ceiling and take a shit through it.
fishwrecker
Varenvel
pressure washers can tear paint and scrape off rust of metal , we use it to "vaporise moss" off our ceramic plates, its dangerous. hose fine
GunRack
You start with the soaker nozzle. If the situation doesn't improve, you step up the pressure until it does.
YannYacobi
Moral: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
malicart
My pressure washer can barely remove stains from wood at 2 inches, not all pressure washers are created the same.
Varenvel
https://www.emra.org/emresident/article/pressure-washer-injuries/ , they also "inject" bacteria into your deep muscles , its not a toy.
malicart
I see no indication in that article but if that wasn't a high powered gas model I will eat my hat.
Varenvel
it does not need to be , it all depends how close you are 1 meter away person is fine but seeing how dumb people are in general>
GrosseChung
A pressure washer at range is the same as a hose on "jet", it doesn't do shit
marteney1
Only up close. From the distance he’ll likely be spraying, it’ll be a gentle mist. Still use the hose to get more coverage.
Varenvel
i know people who burned water , people are not smart , i wanted to point out it can be dangerous but i guess this is unpopular.
Varenvel
especially we are speaking of a child , if OP used power washer up close and caused any body injury that would be a jail time
malicart
I think it was pretty obvious my intent was not to cause injury, you just took it way overboard.
ispentwaytoolongthinkingaboutthis
Yes assault on a minor was my first thought as well
malicart
Talking normal water pressure here not fucking riot water cannons.
ConfusedAxis
Ah, of course. *scratches off “buy riot water cannon” from to-do list*
Targe0
Oh no keep it there, you just don't use it this time. /s
BarryTheCyborg
You also said pressure washer though, which will actually mess someone up
Deadpoolisfunny
Do you want downvotes? Because that's how you get downvotes, other Barry.
Frostycopper
You can choose the pressure on a pressure washer, ya goof
ontarioOT
Maybe from point blank range.
malicart
Mine removes wood stains at 2 inches after a foot its just a heavy mist.
akspartankiiier
You DID spend too much time thinking about this, but unfortunately you thought wrong.
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Aim at the crotch so it looks like he peed himself. That sounds about the right level of maturity.