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Aug 25, 2016 5:44 AM
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Lulabel73
I don't know...my dog gives me a strange look when I get changed in front of her.
gladystheoctopus
We will have several dogs in our lifetime, but most dogs only have one human.
Lorilee2
We don't deserve them. Not one of us deserves one of them. I believe that with all my soul, and I miss my Lucy so much I can't breathe.
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
And remember, the dog is the one that knows the truth.
UngratefulColonial1776
My dog hardly liked me. And he was a golden retreiver!
nihilistdad
You see your legs as: necessary for you to walk. Your dog sees them as playthings to rape.
Indelible93
Mean while, cat: You there, human peasant, go clean my litter box, give me food and then i may let you touch me... maybe... we'll see.
SilfenQuarn
My cats won't even sit on my lap. Arseholes.
stormtrooper412
meanwhile my cat thinks about killing me in my sleep
CanRelateToThat
As someone who is a dog I can relate to that.
mamasmurf78
Yea well my rabbit loves me.
AwesomeName
Task of the day: be like a dog for your SO.
FloppyPankake47
Better than my family treats me
bustosoon
Bandaro
truth!
TypoInEveryComment
It's cool but #5 isn't correct in my opinion. My dog can feel when I'm sad and tries to cheer me up on ANY WAY! Just to make me happy again.
and0ne
Now I want a dog ;(
Jasarg
It's unfortunate that dogs don't live long. I miss my dog. :(
rarepep3h
I really needed this. Thank you.
LittleOnewithGlasses
Ah! This is so necessary! So cute!
FluffyFaceMcNoodleBrains
My dog has seen me do completely shameful things in private....I don't think I could ever convince him I'm not a piece of shit.
Ruttedtick88
But don't be the person your cat thinks you are.
NeneJPhilly
Disposable?
Ruttedtick88
Any derogatory terms will do. Mouth breather being my latest favorite.
marmitejim
I'm a cat person.... my cats thinks I'm a fool
ragnar34
This is exactly why I love cats. They know exactly who the fuck I am.
everydaygenericposter
My cat thinks I am cat furniture.
MissAizea
My cat is obsessed with me, she should be an overly attached meme
globalstorm
That "unlovable" chick #9 got me like...
AdvancedIntellectualApplicationsofQuantumTunnels
#6 just proves that dogs are stupid, but hot dog are they good friends.
ThatSillyGit
Confirmed. Dogs are awesome.
nobodyblindedme
and then there's this dog:
cerulee
"hurr!"
JeremyPeevin
My dog's an optimist, my cat's a pessimist. I'm a realist: they're both going to die 50 years before I am.
zigzagler
Not if the cat has their way. Keep one eye open.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Don't be sad. You could also die a lot earlier
MehMyeh
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Well you could always die today, you never really know what could be waiting to take your life. So cheer up:)
VashTheStapmede
That sounds pretty optimistic to me
LTazerVII
Just get one of those tortoises that live for a century. That way you'll have a pet to outlive you, which is a funny role reversal.
KellyAngel
Oh hey I drew these :) check out my website if you want I guess www.anythingcomic.com
gitarookefka
HAY YOU DRAW GUD
MmmmMickeyTankBank
No question top comment
DetroMental1
It's a shame the actual artist has to see their own work to get a source on it
sexytangerine
But @OP credited the artist, no? Or did @OP credit them afterwards?
guardianzero
Now if my dog can convince the rest of the world I'll be set..
death67
Well I want to play with your dog so that's me convinced
Wellitryedbut
I'm pretty sure if they could speak. They would.
Ssssssssssss
Give your dog a gun. Gun wins every time
aaaaarlemon
*stick
whyisthisusernametaken
Reverse the word "dog".
DaManP
wow. such funny. very laugh.
glamdringwielder
Deep
Hatixon
Woah woah careful mate, you'll start a new religion like that
fapitimtoolazy
I'm in
Bestnameu
Where do i sign up
DanceDanceRepression
ALL HAIL DOG
AccurateUsername
Oh stop it you!
BinxTheCat
My dog shits on the rug like an asshole even after being told not to 6 times. Maybe I should either take him out or stop feeding him...
bezuer
you messed up somewhere
BinxTheCat
its more likely that my dog is just an asshole....i gave him a coffee can, but he still leaves cigarette butts all over the place.
Kentnotavailablecomeon
Take him for a walk, especially to trees and grass, 3 times a day, twice at least and he wont shit on your rug again
BinxTheCat
I make him walk on hot blacktop so when he shits, it sizzles..
bezuer
Try alcohol, maybe he just needs the buzz
BinxTheCat
He does like his whiskey sours..