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And on the 8th day he created waffles, and he saw that it was good
Sep 4, 2015 1:51 AM
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pcvenk
repost, from 3 years ago
KrakenMouth
That's how the world was filled with ass holes not how the universe was made.
javabeans13
Thanks black science man!
StarkWhiteGuy
People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do.
UserRelevant
♻️
kerms
This repost is so old and popular that it's on freaking T-shirts, guys.
QPK7
God IS black. That explains it
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I thought God was a woman? Rufus, the 13th Apostle, said so!
Pepeseinn
If that ain't a good T-shirt idea I do not know what is.
AwildaHeern50
I have no idea why you got downvoted you're completely right. Jesus would never advocate the violence people have performed "in his name"
Thatisnothowyoucitethings
I want this on a shirt.
peasantdennis
I thought the whole universe was in a hot, dense state...
TheLetterF
I think you mean a hot, dense plate, like the one he is using to make those waffles.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
But nearly 14 billions years ago, breakfast started cooking! Eggs began to sizzle, batter began to drizzle...
HaggardBlaz3
just like your mom?
philosorapstar
question mark gratuitious
Poopinfrau
I want his big black bang theory...
FenyxKnight
TIL I worship Neil DeGrasse Tyson http://imgur.com/j9ppDcm
FenyxKnight
Now look what you've made me do, @OP! http://imgur.com/ugQIFDZ
Squanto229
This shit gets reposted every other day.
MrAskani
It's not science bitches... ;)
amglasgow
If you want to make a Belgian waffle from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
VGJUNKY
Sounds simple enough
Luxvero
hydrogen and time, all the ingredients you need for anything
awakeasleep
But this really should be the top comment.
adeepermystery
And it was so.
DanCutter
Sagan and eggs! X ^)
TonyBalogna
With a side of oatNeil.
DanCutter
I regret that I have but one upvoat to give you. :)
medibot
TWO things? Screw it, I'm making pancakes instead.
RalinStorm
Some say this is how bacon came to be
adeepermystery
Such a perfect comment. +Infinity
definit3lynotacop
As a belgian can confirm
Moonspine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
amglasgow
Trippy.
davelog
jonmartinez13
http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2015/09/03/key-peele.jpg?itok=ZTQtr1hc
mathiasll
Ohhhh someone should tweet this to him
TrippingPocahontas
done
FiatLuxIam
Thanks for the new wallpaper!
captainzach
What weather app is that??
FiatLuxIam
1weather
unicorni3st
Here here. My friends doesn't understand my phones new and awesome wallpaper!
KeynoteSpeakerr
Well actually...
ArcherGifs
inugod
-san
JPRaptor
http://imgur.com/gfLcB1Q
Psymon100
Neil deGrasse Ty-san...
efricketts
This is now my lock screen so thank you OP
WabittSeason
Uncle Jemima
Eunoterp
It don't seem like it be the universe, but it do
Gaidenninjacat
He just making it one part at a time holmes.
ThatJuanMexican
Crazy how universe stuff do dat
techendo
Last time this was posted I made this: http://teespring.com/spaceguy_1
Pommo
Lol. I watched a pbs thing the other night. I think it's called Charlie Rose. He was the guest. Really cool seeing him not scripted.
OnaraKaminari
Yeah, Charlie Rose has been doing interviews on pbs for at least the last 20 years, maybe longer. I think he was on a major network b4 that
benjambement
Can anyone find me a link to buy the mousepad with the black science guy quite?
HughLaurie
Some people don't think earth waffle be like it is... but it do
supermandan225
Are you saying it's a blue waffle?
Rhubarrbb
Earth is the center of the universe
WhiskeyDe
Earth IS the universe. #yolo
trillashaw91
Seen it. Still love it
lettherockywin
-Black Science Man
DC1888
- Morgan Freeman
highevolutionary
It's not black science you slut...its sciencey black man...
lettherockywin
Nah
thefakestache
That's real.
Zunbil
probably
FenyxKnight
-Michael Scott
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
- Great Scott
flassk
the shit i went through to find this.
QuiGonVader
Probably a couple back holes...because that shits from a parallel universe, yo
vitaminRmademefat
All that work... Here, have a fake internet point for your trouble. Good job lad/lass.
GatesOfMordor
¡Salud!
Rokholt
Doin' the lords work, keep it up.
Tirillan
http://imgur.com/C96Plnc
Mysuperlongimgurusername
I was looking for this. Thank You +1
AnthonyBlumpkins
As a white man, would it be a bad idea for me to wear this on a t-shirt?
runswithlag
As a fellow white man, one terrified of racially oriented missteps, I would say yeah.
GoatsAndGlory
Can someone put this on a shirt so i can buy it
Maybebaebe
this needs to both be higher and a thing
elleyea
Can someone make me waffles.
grant805
The first one, right?
chelsidagger
I've already put it on a mouse pad.
chelsidagger
I've already put it on a mouse pad.
katiaaaa34
I put it on a mouse pad for .99 and it was the best investment I've ever made.
BigChunkyBubbles
Why are you still using mouse pads? I didn't even know that was still a thing.
inaninstant
http://teespring.com/spaceguy_1
randombrain
commenting for reasons
Xaaanaaaduuu
Ordered one!
Doodle210
I want to send him one... how do i do this?
Odoban
I got one too!!
professorx
i met him and he is the nicest man (and tallest) man in the world! NO SORRY--THE GALAXY. ALL GALAXIES. IN ALL OF THE SUPERCLUSTERS????
Histrionical
Holy shit. He's 6'2"... why did I always think he was shorter- HOLY SHIT, DONALD TRUMP IS THE SAME HEIGHT!? None of this makes sense.
Cakes1234
I'm pretty drunk right now. I'll believe the Unicode was created if that means waffles. Signed drunk cakes1234
Bouldertron
Drunk Bouldertron fycjubg agress or whatever
Cakes1234
Ohh! If you agrees or whatever up ore at leste
Anaron
I wonder what you were trying to say.
EnticingRobochov
And then Carl Sagan made an apple pie
pepper223
And it was good.
lesanny
crumbly... but good
Dick75
How good do you think his waffles are? What do you guys think? Scale of 1 to 10.
ThinkingAboveTheBox
funny. I just sent a link to a blue waffle pic to the guy requesting nudes in the last post
KingoftheIntroverts
I'd give him a solid 8. It looks like he may have a glaze of some sort too, based on the silicone brush, so maybe some weird glazed waffle?
Idrankyourmilkshake
Unless he used that to brush some butter or whatever onto the waffle iron.
sirwolfyy
Shame, that. I have that wAffle maker and it reallllllyyyy doesn't need greased at all, you'll just make yourself need it every time now.
MichaelScottsWaffleFoot
Definitely what he did
KingoftheIntroverts
Maybe that's why my waffles always suck....
ILovePotatoKittens
You should try it! If you have it set at a lower temp it will prebutter em, and keep em from sticking. Melting first is important though
BirdLuger
3E10
philosorapstar
And was there chicken on top
TosokTheRodentHunter
im thinking a 10. hed use full fat and wouldnt skimp on the "unhealthy" things. because the universe wasnt created by vegans
codpeace
42
Loxachi
This needs more updoots
juicypman
Infinity and beyond
SpiritoftheSands
like a 7
AverageEverything
He probably has them down to a science
Dick75
So the general consensus seems to be pretty good not dropping beneath a 6. If you're reading this Niel we all want to try your waffles.
hannahclae
It's NDT, so +1 with an edible syrup holder so +1 that is scratch made so +3. Base level of 5 + 1-5 for desirable crispiness.
WhiskeyJedi
6-7. If he were a chemist I'd say 9-10.
koalamom
7 (no fruit)
schmassbinder123
blue waffles?
thelongestwait
Ugh. You gave me images in my mind I never want to see again.
IPunchedASandwich
Banana
Temptedweeds
Cooking is an art and a science mixed in some odd way, so probably a 7/10
graysongerni
Or how about don't make a comment to whore points
Dick75
The points on Imgur are like Whose line points. They don't matter. I prefer conversation.
ChaosLierLen637
On a scale of 1 to 10, waffles bottom out at 6. So I'ma guess 10.
d0gma
Kevin Smith said Johnny Depp makes amazing pancakes (according to his daughter).
musicalmammal
Yes
wolfmarsh
A solid 8. You can't beat my waffles. :) Sometimes I crumble cooked bacon in the batter to make malted bacon waffles.
SaltyInternetPirate
Astronomical
FurryFeetys
cosmic
turbofart
pluto
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
They're so good they fill the black hole of emptiness in my life.
agamemnonymous
9.8
Pepeseinn
I'd give it a Delish.Nom
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Using a scale for waffles? there better be bananas in it!
mellowdrama
Aleph-null
daleismymiddlename
[9]
thornus67
Waffles? Don't you mean carrots?
sweBers
Not sure he'd tell you. That may be an opinion, and he only likes to deal in facts.
Eldibs
11/10, just because eating them means you get to talk to him.
JacksRedDog
Don't talk with your mouth full, you animal.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
blue
elbowdeepinadictator
No.
FierceDruid
oh god please never remind us of the blue waffle...
TheRicM
AgamemnonsMemes
That is the fanciest waffle maker i have ever seen. I must have it.
Iwanttowakeup
I think it's double sided!
exyxe
...it's 2015, you're not allowed to "have" people any more. He seems like a nice guy, though, so he might make a waffle for you if asked.
visualvendetta
I collect vintage waffle makers. Love 'em, Got a massive chrome jobbie from the 50's that causes the house lights to dim when I fire it up!
AgamemnonsMemes
Damn nanny state...