Going out in public after shaving off my beard
The strongest bites in the animal kingdom
Doesn't bother meme...
My dog tried to eat a roll of toilet paper
so uhhhh,
Oh, your knee is cold too? My bad.
It must not have been destiny
Duck Tales
The toilet is tired of my shit
This kind of agility?
Have some confidence in what you're saying
When I find a new show on Netflix and am halfway through the first season but can't focus because the cat won't stop meowing
There's something different about pole dancers when you go to a strip club during the daytime
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
It can't just be meme
It's that time of year again...
We still don't know what ducks actually look like.
My sense of fashion is practical
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
Chris Farley (2/15/1964 - 12/18/1997)
MRW I wake up to the cat being a dick
When everyone posts on the same topic at the same time
Imgur's reaction to selfies
You stop me when I reach the diseased area.
And why is that, Mr. Reed?
When I try say to something clever