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These are referenced from a previous motorbike "accident lols" story which got too long
https://imgur.com/gallery/sNjLO
...and left them on the side for all my relatives to see
I cried
Skin healed up over the stitches , it was toes-bending-like-a-parrots painful , Doctor gave me 5 minutes of it-serves-you-right
Koshunae
Your life was a mess, man.
pissedjeans
A school mate of mine had a pair of cum boxers under his bed, they got found (surprise) by his mother and got grounded.
wdawsonMKY
Herd of wank socks? You mean the sementary
McBeauzel
I was in the hospital in 7th grade, found out my girlfriend was actually dating my beat friend and I had misunderstood the situation.
McBeauzel
To be fair when I asked his weeks earlier if he or I were dating her, he said he didn't know either.
amordeum
People take grapes to the hospital?
sfakianakisa
Just the thing that my mom would've said
jebowlin
Meh, Ive pulled my own stitches before, its not that bad, stings a bit
StephanoB
Great shirt!
theFIRSTroman
I was once in the hospital for 3 weeks after getting seriously injured during a sporting match, no one came to see me at all
ruferto
i'd have laughed at my mum for that and said thanks, never been shy about that at all
rainmakerab
* mother misread she thought it was the "crash"
HokiToki
I read this entire post in a British accent.
Rverence
That is the correct style - thumbs up :) , I tell them when we have a night out on the piss & it's tell-a-disgusting-story time
LastMan1
Jesus Christ @op these all happened to you? Also wtf man do it over the toilet like everyone else. Wank socks. Ugghh
Rverence
These are the outakes from the story of the motorbike accident - link under first pic , they're just a story that happened to me
will335i
I was wearing a shirt that said handle with care when I wrecked my motorcycle. Still have have the cut up pieces
CharlesCaterham
OP Do you still ride?
Rverence
Stopped - I think I rolled the dice too much , if you look through my posts ,the one with a motorbike pic on it - haha ,it puts it better :)
Gsk0
Up vote for 'herd'
SlickRiggins
Ain't no need for ya. Go straight to hell boyyys
Dan3fern
Nobody is going to mention Samantha Fox?
RogueWarrior76
I remember the day my mom bought me a Samantha Fox poster for my room...I was so confused - was sure it was a trap of some sort
TheEternali333
The Clash? Upvote, you magnificent bastard.
RingoStalin
I fucking love that song. And the album it came from. And the film.
obscurespirit
I'm surprised you were in the hospital for 2 weeks without a BM, nurses are crazy giddy to make sure that stuff happens
ThisJennarationThough
Due to the severity of the injuries/the year it happened, it may not have been a priority. They forgot to drain my cousin's urine in 98.
Rverence
UK in the 80's , saw a Dr now & then , brought meals , that was it
iwould
God damn dude. These days it's a you're not going anywhere after surgery till you shit situation. Cool story in the other post by the way.
Rverence
Moved me through wards as they found new problems & 2 ops ,at the time the concussion controlled me,yes, I look back & shudder & thanks :)
underageotters
People bring grapes to people in the hospital?
Rverence
It's a British thing
underageotters
That's adorable! I wish someone bad brought me grapes when I had my appendix out last year... Or anything... Or that I had any visitors...
umcats
I didn't know this, but it makes me happy. I'd prefer grapes to flowers.
BarrackHusseinIslamabama
What is a wank sock? I have never understood this concept, why would you wank in a sock and save it? Am I the mad one?
Rverence
Laziness of youth is the answer to all your questions
Plumbingforme
I always just take out my own stitches...
Big8ooty8iches
I usually give myself them as well. Not too difficult to do.
onlyveganreplys
I wouldn't say usually...but I've done that a couple times too (grew up on a ranch)
BalianMoony
Same here, I haven't had difficult to reach/deal with stitches (yet)
Toadstrudel
I was thinking the same thing.. Don't most people just take them out themselves?
amishcannoli
I usually don't, but when I had oral surgery the sutures were between my teeth. Swelling & those made for excruciating pain. They had to go.
Plumbingforme
My wife says I am a bit crazy, I have bad teeth and do most of my own dental work.... some from lack of oral hygiene during a rough spot....
Plumbingforme
In life...
amishcannoli
But sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do.
amishcannoli
Ehhhh, I'll agree with her haha. Too much can go wrong depending on the work. Any drilling or cutting isn't worth the infection risks.
Plumbingforme
Nothing like that, just extractions
sexualharassmemtpanda
Me to. I also took staples out of my head once... I don't recommend that.
fistermatic5000
I did as well. Very painful until I got the hang of it. On the last staple.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Samantha Fox calendar? What year was this!?
Rverence
1985
Justice84
A heard of wank socks has me crying here.
MakeMeStarlit
A herd lol ohhh boy
jakeonehalf
Don't squeeze so hard, use a little lotion.
ZombiHugs
I call it a monkey rag.
ItsWaluigitime
Honest question, why the fuck do people use socks for that? I've never understoood
MrPredator
Meh, I just use dirty underwear then throw it in the washer.
orDNary
Some people are just made for circus
l33t4life
For real. Just grab a paper towel before getting to the wank station.
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Babywipes are amazing for this and your ass.
durtymikendtheboyz
availability
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
I save all the napkins I get when I grab food on the way home. If I run out of that, I keep paper towels near my desk. I'm not washing cum.
manslut
Paper towel guy here. I just cover the splash zone and cleanup's a breeze.
DanteHicks79
"Splash zone"
elizardo
Why not?
hughesybooze
Yeah, because who doesn't love some crusty food bits on the tip of their dick.
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Not the napkins I *used* just the extras. They always give me like 10 fuckin napkins and I use maybe 1 or 2. The extras are for the wank :P
hughesybooze
Ohhhh of course my bad
Sugarcrotch
I just use what ever dirty laundry. Towels are my favorite
ZombiHugs
If there's already a rip in it, you can throw it away. Easy clean up, soft, literally loads of reasons.
alluro2
+1 for "loads" :D
ZombiHugs
NotAPervert
Different feel, easy cleanup
ItsWaluigitime
Except for the crusty cum filled sock. As opposed to disposable tissue
NotAPervert
If you reuse it sure
ThisCouldPossiblyBeSparta
It's the same shape as this
ItsWaluigitime
Excellent
hihellobyeoh
This needs more upvotes
NonConformistFlamingo
Unrelated to topic, I just love your username.
ThisCouldPossiblyBeSparta
janicefromfriendslefttitty
Grip the tip and dump your load in the toilet. Amateurs
Vedar
And have to get out of bed?
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janicefromfriendslefttitty
Maintain eye contact. Establish dominance.
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barbarianbryan
The tip? That's reckless, get it at the base. B)
janicefromfriendslefttitty
Sometimes it slips past the base and you gotta catch it
funmaster524
I have a dedicated towel system.
FatBoobsDontCount
Fuck that noise
theashman69
What the fuck was wrong with Tissues!?
Vedar
Tried that once... ended up with bits of tissue stuck to my dick.
ItsWaluigitime
Life is hard. Take them off
theashman69
You need to use better Tissues.
Vedar
Or.... a sock.
Rverence
The stitches forgetfulness is because I was off my tits with concussion (was off work for a few months with it) can't add as I'm on mobile
Rverence
I also have a massive scar on my thumb where I used sellotape & toilet paper instead of going to the docs for stitches -file under "Stupid"
SweatyWizard
Just take them out yourself. I had staples in my head, at the time I was supposed to take them out. I took a shower with a pair of pliers.
SweatyWizard
15 mins later I saved at least 100 bucks.
lpgeek
super glue is much more effective...
Draesk
You can use it to close over a wound opening in a pinch, just don't get any *IN* the wound.
Draesk
Besides the fact that it's cyanoacrylate, getting it back out will hurt more than a baseball bat to the nads.
KevinAtWorkDoingNothing
I pulled my own off because they were itchy a bit
SnookerSylph
I always played with them, moving the knots from one side of my finger to the other. It was strangely therapeutic
Shroomslapz
I pulled my own out when the time came too.
balmut
I believe you can get dissolvable stitches now, or something like that.
ProneHub
Whoever invented those are a fucking legend.
feeltheice
You can but they don't fully go away. I've always just cut and pulled my own stitches
discollama
Same. They're never ready to get pulled out during office hours either. So much easier to diy.
Vlascia
Yep, I've only ever had dissolvable stitches.
haileythelion
I had 3 dissolvable stitches on the inside of my mouth (right underneath my bottom lip) from a jet ski accident. I bit through the skin.
Rverence
I like the glue they use but they say it's £10 a time against pennies for stitches - disolvable sound last good as well
nerdyvet
Glue is also not as good for deeper wounds/incisions.
Rverence
Ta , I'd only seen it used on my son when he had trips & rips
Feedmenoms
Yup. I have about 40+ stitches from an incision in back of thigh that hopefully get removed next week. Holds better than glue/dissolvables
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
We use dissolvable stitches in cases where it's hard to get them out
saryky
Have just had some major surgeries with them, I think the ends are still not dissolvable or something? Had to have some of them pulled still
saryky
Like maybe either end they like to use non-dissolvable one sometimes and then the dis ones in the middle?
nerdyvet
Its all dissolvable. The ends won't in the open air, but if skin doesn't grow over they'll fall off. Don't understand human docs--
nerdyvet
--I use full line dissolvables regularly and just bury my knots. Only reason not to do this I can think of is maybe humans will scar more?
pigstails
I had knee surgery with dissolvable stitches. Well, they didn't dissolve entirely. They had to dig bits out of my skin wich was very
BattleMercy
I'm assuming you're a veterinarian?