Mission: Gain Imgurite status

Step 1: Pledge life to cause

I just started watching Game of Thrones, and I guess this is how you dedicate your life to something. I will need to buy a sword.

Step 2: Do maths

So after some quick calculations, it looks like I will be 65 when I finally gain Imgurite status. That means I'll be able to retire under the Imgur pension plan of roughly 2,000 reputation/month which should be enough to take care of myself seeing as I will have no family.

Step 3: Profit

This is Sienna my deaf, partially blind cat. My little sister wanted to name her Katnips after the Hunger Games came out, but somehow we compromised. If she were alive when I reach my goal, that would be the coolest of beans, but alas she will not be able to hear the tales of my journey...as I told you she's deaf.