So I've had an interesting day
When your team gets so close to winning the championship and chokes
To celebrate my 2nd cake day, anyone who comments gets a slice of cake (I take requests)
So I hear you guys like...
MRW I leave my apartment late for class...
Shh...don't move or you might scare it. I can't believe I found this mystical thing in the wild...the elusive uni-corn
So...my family found some old letters...
The response I get when I tell people they only have a 1 in 292.2 million chance of winning the Powerball jackpot.
I'm a Nigerian prince and I need your help!
Like, I can't even.
MRW my scale is 5 lbs in my favor
So this is what I've become
This is how I live my life
Because three of you ruined the HIMYM finale for me, here's a present.
Triforce Cat or...
For the love of Helix...
For those in the UK, a dentist is a doctor that specializes in teeth
RHM or...
MRW I drop a nut and then start running
Mission: Gain Imgurite status
Posting for future use...carry on