Parad0xRF
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I'm not sure if this is a repost, I haven't seen it on imgur yet.
Sep 27, 2016 7:51 PM
Parad0xRF
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I'm not sure if this is a repost, I haven't seen it on imgur yet.
ItachiTzu
Touching story.
confanity
The problem with the original premise is that no individual worker is "the TSA"; they're just normal folks with a really stressful job.
Mackdi
The jokes on you bud....your taxes will go up now.
thedarknessvisible
Hmm sock drawer under the bed? I wonder which socks those are..
ArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemisArtemis
I flew recently to the US and I didn't had a single problem with the TSA. They were all very nice, polite and friendly to me.
BluegrassBrother
The TSA agents that I know hate their jobs so much they will never care about a single tote.
iwouldshootobytwice
I got drunk in Vegas, packed my ID in my checked bag and forgot my address. TSA were way nicer to me than they could have been
punchlineguy
I live in greater Chicago hi
Komissar
Uhh. Here we have exhibits A-E on the federal property theft case...
ThisShouldBeHilarious
HA! i posted this a while back.
userlessname
Repost, but still awesome - I want to do this, sooo badly
minedontstink
I feel a IRS audit coming...
DirtyMoney38
Sure..."sock drawer"
Mer79
Totally Stupid Assholes
konve
+ 1 for awesome pilot
2141bc
My cousin had a minor case of kleptomania when she was younger. She had like 4 of them before they got lost while she was moving.
Rabidbacon
The pilot was sitting in coach?
Trimule
New #1 on the "stupidest thing ever posted on the interweb" list. Slightly edges out "selfie with teller and gun while robbing bank"
undertheaurora
I'd like to refer this gentleman to the Legal Tips post: DO NOT POST YOUR ILLEGAL DOINGS ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
robertoppenheimer
As you carried your bin, one might say you were bin-laden.
BadPennyLock
Theft.. well documented petty theft...
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
They'd just do something under-handed, like put him on the no fly list or something.
AlexVP
The pilot for supporting him, too.
herpopottomas
Repost or not, all I know is that now I'm getting a bin the next time I fly.
stevetehpirate
Please post. I want to see if you get in trouble. If you don't I would like to do it as well...
rusticraisins
It is a repost, it's been to FP at least twice that I can remember.
rusticraisins
Top comment is usually something like "Isn't that illegal" and top reply is "I don't think the TSA is gonna track him down"
Veffakin
Gotta love peoples hatred for organizations that inconvenienced them regardless of the purpose, also generalization cause yea...
ChubxLife
God forbid you take 10 minutes to insure the safety of millions of people. Quit being a dick and grow up.
Flyndaran
They take our money, humliate and demean us, but GOD FUCKING FORBID US TO COMPLAIN EVEN SLIGHTLY. You grow up and stop bending over.
Flyndaran
humiliate
SnowSet
The TSA does nothing that create a false sense of security. Failed 95% of the times they were tested to fine banned objects..most not hidden
ChubxLife
So all the drugs, un registered guns and bags of money they confiscate is just nothing?
SnowSet
Out of the total amount, the ones they find can be comparable to zero.
Fraggs
Commit felony. Post about it on the internet with a full confession and visual evidence. Watch out guys, we have a criminal mastermind here.
Flyndaran
If you think that plastic bin is worth the thousands of dollars it would take to make its theft a felony, then you must sell to the gov.
Fraggs
Wait, so you're saying the federal government wouldn't waste thousands of dollars to make a point? Do you know how our government works?
CowmanII
This thing is so cheap that it wouldn't even count as a felony. It's less than a dollar cheap. It's like he stole a paperclip.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
EMBugReports
Yeah at least remove the pilot's face.
thrader
2meta3fast
yuraf
Lol, was going to fetch that image myself. Well done.
dorkwhisperer
Link to original reference please!
onlyspeaksSarcasm
My thoughts exactly!
CantRealLate
Well referenced
GiveMeYourDownSyndromeVotes
That post was awesome!
floxsyu
ICantFindAny
I don't, help me out
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lncorrectGrammerNazi
His reference checks out as a reference. Nothing to see here. Move along.
hoxanator
Yea it's the regular TSA employee's fault about all the hassles at the airport. He sure showed them!
UndercoverDumbledore
They are sure going to be annoyed at none of the extra work it has created!
pianoguy7
I agree the hassle isn't on them, but they are generally MISERABLE people who certainly don't make it any easier for anyone.
blargg6969
Perhaps they're miserable because they have to deal with people that treat them like shit 24/7? Honestly, all the TSA agents I've (1/2)
blargg6969
Met have usually been nice people. (2/2)
Conflict
I said good morning to one and he looked at me with contempt. It was 8am and he didn't even have a reason to hate me.
ohdeepthought
One told me as a joke I was going to Hawaii not Vegas with my family. I went "no worries see ya guys"she thought I believed her & panicked 1
ohdeepthought
Till she realised and we all had a good chuckle. Honestly it depends on the people and time. Like any job really.
Kehy
I remember being really jetlagged once when I was younger, and a TSA woman yelling at me to take off my shirt that looked like a jacket
StraightJacket219
wow stealing from the feds.
Ralpheo
TSA is technically not a federal department, they are contracted by the fed tho
Duendes
Welp, as his defense, the TSA would have to prove the bin to be actually theirs. There's no clear marking of ownership as per those pics
explodjunk
At least it'll be 20 years before they do anything about it...Feds move slowwwwww
jontaylor07
But in 20 years he's gonna owe penalty payments on the fine, so it'll be like $78,000
barnwolf
So $20 bin, stolen for 20 years, at 10% interest a day. Well basically he's gonna owe the government a universe worth of wealth.
ReggieAndBubs
Slow, but relentless
BassNAss
And then they'll give him twenty years when they catch him
zma123456
In 20 years there probably won't even be a TSA
itsasamsquatchricky
Praise jebus
TheGriffin
I work at an airport in Canada. I've been sent at least 3 of these on planes from the USA in the cargo bay. We never send them back
Agent
Thats a paddling!