Mar 29, 2023 12:00 PM
DeltaBladeX
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snakes
inshadowz
My firm lifelong belief that I'd never whatsoever see a snake wearing gloves has been utterly shattered!
FalafelWithAngeldust
MusicPieDancer
I lay here wiggling my thumb in solidarity, mark me down as entertained!
gtollie
The final version …
kozymandias77
That’s my wife’s favorite finger!
WhaleMilker420
I immediately laughed out loud and loudly at that. Thank you!
firehippy
Snek has been winterised
WinAgain
Sand boas are so beautiful
mercbrit
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
But Lieutenant Dan-gernoodle, you ain't got no hands
Jokkemedkniven
Silly string
xray8tango
I'm gonna have to stop calling people "dumber than snake mittens," because this isn't dumb at all.
RaZorHamZteR
A good pet to have when u try to hitch a ride! :D
onecowboytoo
Looks like he is all thumbs.
gablestout
ThePretentiousGentleman
Floyd prefers hats to gloves, but he doesn’t judge:
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Oh god, they've figured out how to get thumbs! We're doomed!
CunaGreenleaf
Can snacks back up?
corylusavellana
Yip! Especially if only a small part of the body is in the 'wrong' place.
justanotherdude6710
Ok snek, let's try this again. This time go in the middle finger.
drduffer
Maybe it’s my FTW attitude this morning, but I fully expect/wanted it to be the middle finger the snake occupied.
Lostchild12
Nah! Prefers a thumbs up.
komododave
I am chortling heartily right now.
oprahslovechild
Sechran
"There's a snake in my... glove? Wait that can't be right..." - Woody
drunkbs
Moopy said that.
Quizz25S
"I'm tired of these MOTHAFUCKIN snakes in my MOTHAFUCKIN gloves." -Sammy J
TheHelleri
"No snek...Am thumb now."
HandoB4Javert
Aksuuuh
Never skip arm day.
Cynthmail
Don’t you mean thumb day?
HeavyMetalMario
👍
Thompsrt
Hear me out.... Four additional sneks
erwinmahatma
Before I put on gloves, I stomp on them just in case they have spiders in them. Now I need to rethink that. I don’t want a pissed off snek.
SlutAtNight
Australia?
USA. Don’t get me wrong, I do no harm to spiders unless they are in a glove, shoe, or the bed. They’re our bug fighting buddies.
Yes! I’m a big fan, but I’ve never had to worry about them in my clothing, etc. However I live in a cold place;)
When I was a kid, I put on soccer shoes I had in the garage and wondered why one was tight. I took it off and a roach ran out. Never again.1
I watched Nat Geo once and a lady got bit by a black widow in her shoe. Can’t do that with gloves, so I stomp them. Dead don’t bite, I hope.
miked854
That's a surprisingly stretchy thumb.
Chronozon937
Isgrimnur
Yours don’t do that?
NivalisAngelus
You should probably see a doctor.
Swordbian
Nah it's genetic
inshadowz
My firm lifelong belief that I'd never whatsoever see a snake wearing gloves has been utterly shattered!
FalafelWithAngeldust
MusicPieDancer
I lay here wiggling my thumb in solidarity, mark me down as entertained!
gtollie
The final version …
kozymandias77
That’s my wife’s favorite finger!
WhaleMilker420
I immediately laughed out loud and loudly at that. Thank you!
firehippy
Snek has been winterised
WinAgain
Sand boas are so beautiful
mercbrit
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
But Lieutenant Dan-gernoodle, you ain't got no hands
Jokkemedkniven
Silly string
xray8tango
I'm gonna have to stop calling people "dumber than snake mittens," because this isn't dumb at all.
RaZorHamZteR
A good pet to have when u try to hitch a ride! :D
onecowboytoo
Looks like he is all thumbs.
gablestout
ThePretentiousGentleman
Floyd prefers hats to gloves, but he doesn’t judge:
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Oh god, they've figured out how to get thumbs! We're doomed!
CunaGreenleaf
Can snacks back up?
corylusavellana
Yip! Especially if only a small part of the body is in the 'wrong' place.
justanotherdude6710
Ok snek, let's try this again. This time go in the middle finger.
drduffer
Maybe it’s my FTW attitude this morning, but I fully expect/wanted it to be the middle finger the snake occupied.
Lostchild12
Nah! Prefers a thumbs up.
komododave
I am chortling heartily right now.
oprahslovechild
Sechran
"There's a snake in my... glove? Wait that can't be right..." - Woody
drunkbs
Moopy said that.
Quizz25S
"I'm tired of these MOTHAFUCKIN snakes in my MOTHAFUCKIN gloves." -Sammy J
TheHelleri
"No snek...Am thumb now."
HandoB4Javert
Aksuuuh
Never skip arm day.
Cynthmail
Don’t you mean thumb day?
HeavyMetalMario
👍
Thompsrt
Hear me out.... Four additional sneks
erwinmahatma
Before I put on gloves, I stomp on them just in case they have spiders in them. Now I need to rethink that. I don’t want a pissed off snek.
SlutAtNight
Australia?
erwinmahatma
USA. Don’t get me wrong, I do no harm to spiders unless they are in a glove, shoe, or the bed. They’re our bug fighting buddies.
SlutAtNight
Yes! I’m a big fan, but I’ve never had to worry about them in my clothing, etc. However I live in a cold place;)
erwinmahatma
When I was a kid, I put on soccer shoes I had in the garage and wondered why one was tight. I took it off and a roach ran out. Never again.1
erwinmahatma
I watched Nat Geo once and a lady got bit by a black widow in her shoe. Can’t do that with gloves, so I stomp them. Dead don’t bite, I hope.
miked854
That's a surprisingly stretchy thumb.
Chronozon937
Isgrimnur
Yours don’t do that?
NivalisAngelus
You should probably see a doctor.
Swordbian
Nah it's genetic