When you try to create a dam but create a carwash instead
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Christmas tree imported from Australia
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881
MFW she says I have to choose between her and being spoopy
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hover hand level: mannequin
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Taco Bell givin me that type 7 shit
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When the teacher doesnt see you with your hand up
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Using this one odd trick!
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53
Every time I start to think Texas isn't the stereotype people think it is...
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7
Rookie mistake. Gotta keep the limbs tucked in.
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56
Nike just released Mayweathers in ring numbers
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35
If only I had a spare tire to put here.
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131
If I got far enough to see panties, I'm probably not
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Now I can stop asking customers "which one?"
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But my poo is personal to me...
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