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Ah, islands. They’re beautiful, idyllic, remote getaways where you can leave the cares of life behind. Unless, of course, they’re the site of a dystopian society ruled by a fascist dictator. (We’re looking at you, Panau!)
We know it’s hard to generalize the island experience - you have tropical or arctic, untouched by society or developed, and too small for human habitation or so large it’s a continent. We hope you can agree that islands are pretty cool, though, and that it would be pretty amazing to own one. Want to find out how? Read on!
First, Let's Learn More About Islands
We’re no Planetary Society, but we’re going to do our best Bill Nye impression to tell you how islands can be formed.
Volcanic islands are born as Earth’s tectonic plates move over lava flow. The lava flows from the seafloor and cools, building layer by layer to create islands that eventually break the ocean’s surface. The Hawaiian islands are a great example of this. Islands may also form as the result of buildup of other materials, such as sand, sediment or coral.
Continental drift occurs when continents break apart, a process that takes millions of years. The result is a string of islands between and along the now-separated landmasses. Similarly, islands may form by erosion, a process by which a connecting landmass breaks down and a peninsula becomes an island.
Image credit to G.E. Ulrich via Wikimedia Commons / CC-BY-SA-3.0
Private Islands - All The Rich Kids Are Doing It
He may not have an Oscar, but one thing Leonardo DiCaprio does have is his own private island. He’s not alone, either; Johnny Depp bought an island in the Caribbean (of course), Nic Cage owns an island in the Bahamas, and Robin Williams owned an island in British Columbia, Canada.
Virgin Airlines chairman Sir Richard Branson owns Necker Island in the British Virgin Isles and rents it out for $65,000 a day. What a deal!
How Do I Get My Island?
Having your own private island sounds pretty sweet. Just imagine it - exclusive wifi, only your favorite restaurants, all streets named after Imgur memes. But how can you make it happen? Square Enix is prepared to reward creative destruction in a big way, with a chance to win your own private island.
- Pre-order the Day 1 edition of Just Cause 3 for PlayStation 4 or XBox 1, boxed or digital. (Sorry, PC gamers!)
- You’ll receive a code to enter into the Win an Island competition.
- At game launch, December 1st, go to www.jc3winanisland.com and use your code to gain entry into the Just Cause 3 Win An Island Contest.
- At the end of 90 days the person with the most Chaos Points will win a real island!
Watch a video with all details and read the rules and regulations here.
What The Heck Is A Chaos Point?
Chaos Points are earned by causing destruction all over Medici, Just Cause 3’s main island setting – however, the more creative you are in your destruction, the more Chaos Points you’ll earn! For example – if you blow up a car with a rocket launcher, you’ll earn 50K Chaos Points, but if you plant some C4 on a helicopter, then grapple that helicopter to a car, and smash ‘em together while setting off the C4 – you’ll earn a LOT more Chaos Points.
Good Luck!
Imgur, are you ready to let creative destruction flow in the name of owning your own island, or plain old fun? If so, we’ll see you on Just Cause 3.
To preorder and learn more, check out our website.
TL;DR: Preorder & play Just Cause 3 for a chance to win your own island
TheGhostMinx
I love how this isn't just an ad, but it has information in it too! Also: I have my own island alright: an island of loneliness....
NonConsensualSanta
Fucking Panau, it's like Earth's version of Toby. But seriously, props to you guys for doing your research on good promoted posts.
dopenguinshaveknees
These are some fucking ads. Thank you. And what a way to get some preorders!
UnstableRobert
I know what I'm doing winter break
demolitionlover09
My island's streets would be like Atlanta's Peachtree streets. Dickbutt St, Dickbutt Ave, Dickbutt Ln, Dickbutt Ln NE, N Dickbutt Ln NE
Homsy
While I'm not gonna pre-order I'm looking forward to this game
allahuakbar95
BUT THEN YOU'LL MISS OUT ON YOUR OWN PRIVATE ISLAND!
IcathianSurprise
smart consumer right here!
SnarkyScience
So given this is a contest, aren't they obligated to enter you even with no purchase?
BigD5871
As someone whose family owns a private island on the US/Canadian border I have to say it's the shit
OfficialBenderRodriguez
Welp, I pre-ordered it for PC already. Fuck
Otisjay
Well at lest your not going to be playing it on a console.
Thaynerd
And that is as good as winning.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
His what isn't going to be playing it on a console?
OfficialBenderRodriguez
true
GarrettStopMotion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
ihpkmn
JC2 had horrible PC controls, /especially/ for planes; I needed a gamepad just to take off. Why would you pre-order it for PC?
OfficialBenderRodriguez
I never had much trouble with the keyboard. even so, I used a USB xbox controller
Charrific
because you can plug controllers into a pc, and pc's have much much much better power, no brainer
MrBananaBeak
Because I can plug in my 360 controller and then play it in 4k. At 200+fps.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
exactly
MikeTheEpic
Holy fuck. That's some Donald Trump shit right there
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
So in other words.....some hacker will own a private island?
nighshade586
I'm gonna be a pirate king. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/archer/images/b/bd/1archer.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120116011029
cocapoda
YEAH SCIENCE AND VIDEO GAMES! WOO!!
GlowGreen
As a PC master racer with no consoles.... Damn :/
D0cH0lliday
Yeah fuck PC gamers for no particular reason. I can't wait to see what 12 year old wins his own island.
HisDudness
I'd like to see the twelve-year-old that can produce the few grand it'll cost the winner in fees.
dragoon29
That just killed the rest of the ad for me...
RenIsTired
Wait so... private islands can cost as low as 50k? Its not chump change... but it could be financed. Where are islands only 50k? how big?
allahuakbar95
Yes. This big ( )
thatdudefromoregon
www.privateislandsonline.com
TeachMeSomething
also, not guaranteed to be habitable, and you handle all the lawyer and closing costs
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/small-island-atlantic-coast
ShutUpYouLookLikeHarryPotterWithABloodyNose
This is the island: https://captainhowardblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/mopion.jpg
thk5013
Now I can make the island of misfit toys a reality!
HocusPokesUs
The only ad that will receive upvotes. (Also @planetarysociety)
ProfessionalHugDealer
Damn, what a time to not be able to purchase a next gen console
Neosnc
Updoot for tasteful game ads.
irunalot
Are there going to be cannibal natives on this island. Because that could be a deal breaker.
Deadlock530
Am I truly alone on this island tho? Can I bring my cat? Lots of questions I need answers to.
Aaronsaysso
I say imgur organizes a 24/7 around the clock game anyone can signup to play (must be in San Francisco) - to win an island for all of imgur!
Homsy
While I'm not gonna pre-order I'm looking forward to this game
antillesw
Camp Imgur 2016. Still can't afford to attend.
puffineggnog
Pre-order.... If I've learned anything from imgur, it's that you don't pre-order games.
Smartzombie
The point of Just cause is to fuck shit up, so if the games fucked up you can't tell.
ennuii
I was on board until that word showed up. hahaha.
HunkyDory123
CoyoteTraveller
It's Just Cause 3. If there's anything in the world I feel safe pre-ordering, it's "whatever comes after Just Cause 2".
Pyrowolf1
I think that applies more to games from lesser known/ inexperienced developers? Just Cause is already well-established
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
Nah just look at the latest batman game. Buggy as hell on release. If pre-ordering doesn't get you any bonus or special feature 1/2
Pyrowolf1
Is pre-ordering usually the same cost as buying the game once it's out?
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
out of luck and would have to wait for a new shipment. Now you can just buy a digital copy at the release time and start playing 2/2
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
Yeah usually. Pre-ordering is a relic of hard copies. Usually if you tried to get a game at gamestop without a preorder you would be 1/2
Pyrowolf1
Well if it's the same cost then you're not really losing anything if it's buggy when it comes out vs waiting
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
from pre-ordering then it's not worth it. But for the possibility of an island? Might just be worth it this time 2/2
NeilArmstrongsTrumpetSolo
There is like a 0.01 percent chance this game is not going to be amazing. Look up some gameplay (I think there's alpha or pre alpha online)
xiphiasgladius
I've never played the Just Cause games, but I'm a HUGE fan of Far Cry. Judging by the gameplay demo, I'm going to love this game.
causality
It's going to be awesome and a day-1 purchase for me, but supporting pre-order culture is still wrong and I won't do it.
thk5013
But would you do it, for your own island, instead of DLC?
strugglesnuggler
I might, just to encourage them to do posts like these
Materclaritas
you know, i got upvoted a bunch for supporting that stance, and i still support it, but holy fuck its an island
emirh12
but i already got star citizen
FelixG
T...thats different...for reasons... *drapes a tarp over his Constellation*
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RandomAbscessMemories
The "game" is "released" already. It's just not anywhere near done. It's interesting to contrast with where E:D was in development.
kostco
preordering a game from a studio thats made two just like it already is a lot safer than most kickstarter projects
theclap67
wait i must have missed it, whats the problem with pre-ordering games?
exponentiallymusical
it must be pretty bad for them to offer an island in exchange for buying it
PrfctDrk
I just fucking pirate.....oh its not for PC?
sometimesiwonderwhatimdoingonhere
Don't pre-order, unless the pre-order bonus is worth it. Which in this case it just might be.
DriftCompatible
As others have said, this is a great series and a good dev team.
SnarkyScience
So... don't they have to enter you into the contest even if you don't pre-order?
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
No pc version. I WAS buying this game.
DriftEJ20
Pre-order if you're confident. New IP's, dev's/publishers with a spotty history, that's where you shouldn't i.e. I preordered GTA V.
Mobocracy
It really depends on the developer and the title. I pre-ordered this, Fallout-4, MGSV, and XCOM 2. I'd consider these all safe pre-orders.
SnarkyScience
So... aren't they obligated to enter you into the contest if you ask even if you don't order?
IFavEveryCatGifISee
Play games and win an island you say?
TeriyakiTyphoon
MY MAN.
slayer2149
I WANT MY OWN FUCKING ISLAND
MrWolfwood
You already have one, you can just never afford to go to it
emirii614
What about the taxes that go along with said island? >.>
IllooSIV
The value is up to $50,000. While that's a lot of money, I'm surprised that you can get an island for that much... considering life choices.
YourMemeSucksHarderThanaDyson
some places of the world are still very poor...
Bubblesmakemehappy
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/hemlow-island
orthoclase
ya but that's in the damn frozen north. Still, your point is valid, not all islands are that valuable.
4n6kid
PRIZE: One (1) Grand Prize Winner will win ownership rights to an Island, valued at up to $50,000 USD or $50,000 USD in cash. (1/?)
4n6kid
Location of Island to be determined by Sponsor. All taxes and fees associated with purchasing and obtaining of Island (2/?)
4n6kid
Sponsor does not guarantee the Island to be inhabitable, developed or reachable by any means other than a boat. (4/4)
4n6kid
(including but not limited to attorney's fees, escrow, and closing costs) are the responsibility of the Winner. (3/?)
silverbean
I need a definition of 'island' in this promoted post. Cause I have an 'island' in my back yard that's a puddle w a raised central region
johnnytwoknees
What if there's a bunch of cannibals on the island and this is just a creative way of feeding them?
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
phrasing... wait, no. that works. i want my own fucking island too.
lottiedoowop
I want my own fucking-island.
AFuckingBazooka
I WANT TO FUCK MY OWN ISLAND
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
is it Pen island by anychance?
Ge3kyGecko
...You want to lava it...?
Rbgame3
I WANT MY OWN ISLAND TO FUCK ME
Creeponomist
FUCK ME, MY OWN ISLAND?!
Soulren
ISLAND ME, MY OWN FUCK!
CyranoDeBurlapSack
ENOUGH! King, illegal, forest, to, pig, wild, kill, in, it, a, is.
parnold
I'd give this a go, but I know some neckbeard with no life is going to be able to play 20 hours a day for the 90 days and win.
RobertAvila
at least he'll finally be able to leave his mothers basement.
omegamonster
Exactly why I won't enter. I don't have 25/8 to play this game to win. Random selection makes more sense but points gets more players...
fartbender
That was my thought exactly. "Oooh, an island!" then "Oh shit... there's no way I'm going to beat some obsessive guy in his mom's basement..
RenIsTired
Neckbeard Island... the only tropical location where the beach is empty because everyone is inside on computers.
a55mu11e7
True, but as a non-neckbeard...my desire to get away from society could push me to quit my job to do this. 1/2
a55mu11e7
If it ends up being some sandbar in a harbor somewhere, it'll just suck.
magneticgumby
Nailed it. While the appeal is there, the truth is, there's always someone out there with less real world obligations & more determination.
Zodi
Which is why they should've made it a lottery, not based on 'time dedicated towards game'.
magneticgumby
Agreeed. I honestly think that would've been a better move as more people are willing to think they can win a lottery.
SeanMichaelNguyen
One (1) Grand Prize Winner will win ownership rights to an Island, valued at up to $50,000 USD or $50,000 USD in cash..HERES THE KICKER Pt.1
fuckingprefect
I came to join the 'Fun at parties' section of the comments.
MajesticCuttlefish
Here, @fuckingprefect, I'll pour you some sour grape juice.
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
this is the only island i found for under 50k. it'a fuckong nothing http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/small-island-atlantic-coast
MyrrhManhandler
Did anyone else think "Little Tall Island" when they saw the name? No?
HisDudness
Although that IS a pretty sweet gazebo.
fuckingprefect
This is precisely the same listing my curiosity brought me to. I am and yet shouldn't be surprised at the same time.
I2amLeslieKnope
Looks like it has a covered place to sleep, and a naked chick...what seems to be the problem exactly?!
Bubblesmakemehappy
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/hemlow-island
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
look closer, it's -part- of the island.
SeanMichaelNguyen
Location of Island to be determined by Sponsor. All taxes and fees associated with purchasing and obtaining of Island PT.2
ThisIsGod
This was my first thought. Like those people who win exorbitant and luxury homes but then get fucked by taxes they can't afford.
SeanMichaelNguyen
(including but not limited to attorney's fees, escrow, and closing costs) are the responsibility of the Winner. PT. 3
SeanMichaelNguyen
Sponsor does not guarantee the Island to be inhabitable, developed or reachable by any means other than a boat. :[
BakuraNomNomaru
What What, in the Butt Butt.
thatdudefromoregon
Betting ten to one its some tiny island off of Canada that's all rocks with like three pine trees. i see those for sale a lot.
crames
Yeah but 50k is pretty nice too
SnibbleTiggits
Until you're not able to sell it, due to the fact that the island sucks, and still have to pay property taxes because you own it.
storebrandproductmascot
They talk up Branson's private paradise to make you think you're getting similar, then stick you with a square mile of cold, desolate rocks.
storebrandproductmascot
And a bunch of tax bills and attorney fees. What a sleazy contest!
FireyLighter
If one of us Imgurians win can we all move in?
BigAZNMan
pls
dingoatemybaby88
PLEASE GOD SOMEONE SAY YES
GloriousGoldenAss
can we all just pitch in money on a kick starter and move there together?
ejs18119
Please? I need a vacation pal.
MarvLevyForPresident
LET US DO ETT!
NickRivieraMD
I mean, they didn't say anythng about the size of it or whether it has fresh water or other resources.
FartBoner69
Plenty of imgurians are engineers and what not. We could work on it and make it liveable?
NickRivieraMD
If Singapore has to import water I don't have much hope for a reasonable solution.
Yodaloid
I vote that the next Camp Imgur take place on our community island.
Dersce
Imgur Island
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
I swear this was a huge topic awhile ago.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
We can call it... Imguria
exceedinglygoodcork
LET US BUILD IMGURIA
Strangedays2026
I figured it would be Serapls
LokiKingOfJotunheim
We can call the capital Serapls. And Dickbutt Bay. And a volcanic Mt Javert.
Strangedays2026
We should also try to import Galapagos penguins. No bloody puffin's though.
SpecimenSpiff
Don't forget the blue-footed BOOBIES.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I believe no bloody anything, except once a month.
sillypinkpanda
PLEASE DON'T FORGET ME!
DanAykroydFanClub
Camp imgur 2k16
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
@sarah get to work
spacerocks
Iono, guys. I heard some guys in Europe had a summer camp on an island a few years ago. Did not go as planned.
foreverthekid
It would literally be a fucking island. We can tally the vicinities lost!
pumpernicklelel
We could un-nerdily re-enact LOST
boneapetite
Un-nerdily? Impossible. I CALL SAYID.
myusernameismyrealname
im not fat enough but i call hurley! ill start bulking up now
foreverthekid
*virginities
JacobFoxxx
We could be one happy(ish) imgur family.
racheloflorien
I'll gladly feed everyone if someone wins!!!! :D
Kopar
We should share an account and cycle it around so a group of us wins.
ChanningTastum
I hereby swear that if I win the island in the contest, I will allow all members of imgur.com to move in. But get there yourself giraffes.
AirForceHoneyBadger
thats a bold strategy cotton
UpvoteGoat
Free Island, 0$
UpvoteGoat
Taxes on Free Island, 1,000,000 a Month
UpvoteGoat
The unpatroled waters leading to pirates visiting your island and beheading you and your friends, Priceless.