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Feb 28, 2014 6:58 PM
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Interiordebater
Happy huskie is happy
Tzell
nytesang3l
That nose twitch
shinyRK9
my dog had a face of pure panic when i did this to her
bingotown
I make that same face with those things. Better than most sex.
datbat
My dog would probably flip the fuck out.
Turtleproof
Barkin' Mind Meld.
ionlyspeakthetruth
thats so fucking rad
robjd2
MRW every weekend when I plop myself down in front of my GF and yell at her to scratch my back.
DDH420
Hope ya brought the pooper-scooper with ya cuz that pup looks relaxed enough to accidentally release the Krap-in.
SuburbanRobotsThatMonitorReality
Crack an egg on your head ...Let the yolk go down... let the chills go up... let the chills go down
UsernameForwardSlashAccountURL
awwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
embernator
Moon Moon are happy now
TheExpertBlackGuy
Is that what I think it is? IT IS! It is what I thought it was! ... ah yisss
CanineEuphoria
My usename. Again.
ninmonkey
I came to see if you had two in one day
ashmenon
BRB trying this on my cat.
YoungTiltt
End well that will not.
ninmonkey
My cat *loves* a human back massager.
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
For those who want to see the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89bcFDlP5rw
YouCantSayLispWithoutPretendingToHaveOne
Is there something wrong with me? I can't stand those things. Gives me chills up my spine and I recoil instantly.
ninmonkey
I don't have enough data to know for sure.
YouCantSayLispWithoutPretendingToHaveOne
You know the floor is lava thing? That thing is the lava... for my head.... That enough data?
fluxbiota
dat look of satisfaction.
Matcul
ninjagaidensigma
Just vacuuming the dog hurr durr
KawaiiTwat
When i do this to my cat she smacks me in the face...
ninmonkey
Well you came at her, with 10 simultaneous attack-strings. What choice did she have
DustinD0214
Now someone add those lines and make this shit 3D!
shinycows
Pure freakin' ecstasy!
MKGMKG
Watch out, his ears are back, big eyes, definitely... not stressed.
LordXeras
his jaw muscles are relaxed
callmeabitcrazy
whale eyes
JohanHill
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
JamaicanBeerCanBacon
I was looking for this comment
HorseMeatHeaven
Am I the only one who hates those? It just feels creepy and uncomfortable. (And btw I'm talking about the head-scratcher-thing not the dog)
TheSkernCzar
I love the feeling, but I get serious headaches afterwards... :'(
twinkieandnibbles
THEY LOOK LIKE SPIDERS
LeeDee16
If someone approaches me with one I literally run away.
JennaMack
I can't stand they way they feel. It gives me the spinal-heebie-jeebies. Not cool.
heartinlandslide
I'm with you. I'd never used one before and then my boyfriend put it on my head and I slapped the fuck outta him. IT FEELS GROSS
pinecone
Have you tried to use it to yourself? It feels different then. Bit like the difference that it's really hard to tickle yourself.
yourethereasonmommydrinks
I hate them too! Makes me want to punch someone!
yourethereasonmommydrinks
Punch em in the throat.
HorseMeatHeaven
When they became popular everyone was always touching my head with them, telling me I just don't understand that it feels nice.
yourethereasonmommydrinks
If anyone ever touches me in the armpit, I have to punch them as hard as I can.
HorseMeatHeaven
I have a friend who does that when someone touches her neck, she just freaks the fuck out. She once gave me a black eye by accident.
ninmonkey
I'm not a fan most people touching me either.
ninmonkey
Thanks mom.
Shmeadicus
In all seriousness though, those head scratchers are the shit! That dog is in headven right now.
Themightyshitbird
I need one! Any idea where you can find them?
b0pp
Cheap On Amazon. I bought A Bunch As Gifts For Xmas One Year
Shmeadicus
Only one I tried was in Bath & Body Works. And that was like 8 years ago. I still remember it like it was yesterday. Felt so good.
Shmeadicus
That extra 'd' was a typo, but fuck it. It works.
missjuliaj
100% gave you props in my mind for clever pun. Almost disappointed!
Ijustwanttowatch
Honestly I thought you were just being puntastic.
ashmenon
Freud stuck his D in it.
arma358
Might be a typo, but it works so good. :D
FrenchyVonRichter
This is the most amazing camera quality for the most unimportant thing I have ever seen. I love it.
KateUptonsNipples
I was just gonna say, this gifset has some pixels to spare.
inthemorning
How dare you call dogs unimportant?!
ziggypwner
That's why if I get a 4k camera that's all I'm taking film of.
GabZonY
what the fuck are you calling unimportant
neurasthenia
This is the most important thing you've ever seen. Or ever will see.
llan
Wait a minute!!! Nah Nah Nah Nah... This is very important!!
BeardyMcFace
#justrichpeoplethings
iarmit
...unimportant?
FrenchyVonRichter
Is "unimportant" not okay?
iarmit
oh, sorry, i meant that this may just be one of the most important things i had seen today :)
FrenchyVonRichter
I mean, is it not proper english?
MrHughGRection
Aww Yiss
iwillnotgiveuponthis
My dog FREAKS out whenever I try to do this to his head and stars at it wide eyed like"what the heck are you...?!"
rustymcmuffins
I wonder if dogs feel sensations like this then chase the high for the rest of their lives.
AwwwwwwwwwwYissssssssss
You rang?
barelyretro
Sorry, wrong number. *Click*
neffstradamus
mothafuckin' head tweaaak
zippy713
glad i wasnt the only one thinking of that
SAMxCRO
MRW my girlfriend scratches my back/head when she gets her nails done
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
Nothing better than that blunt feeling to rape your scalp, i know dis feelin x3
TeamRiffRaffStreetRat
I wake my boyfriend every night by scratching his back, head, and arms. I'm pretty sure he'd cry if I ever cut them.
HalloweenAintTillManana
As soon as a girl starts touching the back of the head that's when the bad thoughts start flowing.
ClaireAugustus
I wish I had nails.... and a girlfriend...
SmexyFish452
MRW I got my nails done for the first time and shampooed my hair.
sodaisdelicious
I'm confused, why is getting her nails done effect better than undone nails?
HoseBeast
When you get your nails did most girls get fakes that make their nails longer and sometimes sharper because they're thinner or pointed.
AlanRickmansbottom
'Most girls' hell nawwww fake nails are nasty, they creep me out. From, a girl.
MaryJane0ctane
She doesnt have real nails? Real nails are like real boobs... Way better when they touch you.
mlssllssa
You mean your balls, right?
69BreakfastBurritos
First thing that happens once she gets home from the salon.
Chevellefreak90
I feel like i am the only person that has never seen one of these contraptions before..?!!?
CAVOKay
@khykes take notes
khykes
notes taken: i'll give you a head scratch and i get a puppy?
thesarahpowellexperience
*gets her nails did
goobernoodles
Expanded to post this. +1
aguyuno
Fact
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
You fucking piece of shit. I was looking forward to making that comment and you already did. Fuck you and the jar of olives you came from
TrashyCat
LOL totally using that
TravDrinksBeer
yeah I don't like olives either man, instantly gag on them. Bleh.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
ARE YOU JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT MY THUNDER WAS VICTIMIZED BY NONE OTHER THAN YOU!?
TravDrinksBeer
Yeah man, do you like, want it back? I put it down somewhere around here....maybe its under these beer bottles...
darkaydix
*piece of pit
Notablawz
That escalated quickly.
susheep
salty
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
susheep
HEHEHEHE!
HowDoIInternet
*bottom of your balls
LonLonRanchDressing
this makes me a little uncomfortable. maybe I don't know how to internet?
WhereLBJsNutsHang
This. He gladly puts up with my nails for scratches
cocacolapolarbearsaretheshit
I'm 20 years old and when I go home for visits I fight my brothers over my mom's attention just because she does that.
CostanzaLordOfTheIdiots
same here
YikesBoy
And kind of creepy. Not going to lie.
cocacolapolarbearsaretheshit
It's not creepy. It's relaxing. She used to do it when we were little whenever we were sick or upset.
YikesBoy
Yeah, when you were LITTLE. Now you're 20 and fighting for your mom. Have fun Oedipus.
cocacolapolarbearsaretheshit
I'm sorry, how is my mother scratching my head considered sexual in any way?
CreamOfButts
Nah man, it's your mama. I love when I get to see my mom because she rubs my head like she did when I was little. You miss that stuff.
Dru321
This x100 lol. Thanks for reminding me of my loneliness lol.
benephon
that's why they invented those things... for lonely people.
noonerspisms
I gave one to my ex on Christmas. Haha
thesarahpowellexperience
Haha!! Aw now I'm sad..
Summersky
Erotes
Those head scratcher things are AMAZING. If you get it on your head and then spin it a bit... OH MY GOD. Sooo soothing.
BloodDonor
much better when someone else is doing it though
huanthewolfhound
Annnd now I want one.
thequeenishome
Not only soothing but it's like it's stimulating the rest of my body at the same time.
buttermyarse
These literally arouse and stimulate every inch of my body! Quite a shock when I tested one in a shop!
LadyWidebottom
There is a reason why they sell these things at Sex Conventions.
shrimpngrits
umm...where are these conventions you speak of?
nicoleaut
are.. are.. you a dog?
shrimpngrits
this is the best comment in this comment thread.
erosionfindsaway
they should make a mini sized one
MihaitaTatarusanu
Unfortunately it is not the same if you do it by yourself...
Madejyalook
For me they're just instant tangle machines.
Misora
Ah thank you. I had wondered about how comparable these were with bra strap or almost waist length hair. :p
Smatties
In Australia it's called an orgasmatron. Apt.
eggmuffin
Yes. That's because that's their name.
soareyouchineseorjapanese
nope. it tickles my head too much. can't handle it
royandmossladyproblems
I'm ok if I do it to myself but when anyone else does it to me, I get instant goose bumps and involuntary flailing limbs!
LtDanIceCream
As a guy, its like getting a blowjob on your head...your other head.
ninmonkey
Really? I must be doing it wrong
themostirreleventnameintheworld
this
TheFirstHistoryMan
I'd upvote you but you're at exactly 69 points right now and I like that.
flyingdutchfrenchman
Now he's exactly at 96 points...
TheFirstHistoryMan
That looks more like a sleep position than a sexytime position. Less entertained, but +1.
yourethereasonmommydrinks
EW EW! I hate those! They make me want to punch whoever is using it on me.
moarcaffeine
Me too! They just make me feel so uneasy. :( Apparently the rest of Imgur disagrees.
CosmicPube
THANK YOU! Some sales lady in the mall put one on my head and I flipped out and almost punched her. I hated it.
yourethereasonmommydrinks
If someone touches me in my armpit, I lose it. POW!
ophelialice
Same here. Someone can use their hand and do the same motion on my head, but with that thing? Nopenopenope.
Erotes
Hey, we can't all like it. To each their own, right? I, for one, HATE to be woken up by someone touching my feet. I'll kick you in the face.
Sasstiel
Why... why would anyone wake you up by touching your feet?
Erotes
Because they're an asshole, that's why.
Dalylah
It's almost like a dinglehopper!
callmeabitcrazy
As a girl with super curly hair... thats how you loose a head scratcher.
Imgurion
I feel like I would poke myself in the eye with that. :p
red5ivestandingby
(1) We sold these at the store I used to work at (amazing seller!). On my first shift had to spend too long having this demonstrated on me
red5ivestandingby
(2) by a pair of strangers. They enjoyed it a lot more than I did (we hated the demo ones because they've been on so, so many heads. Icky)
shaffeybaby
as a girl with curly hair... the tangles *shudders
Erotes
Maybe you can answer this then. Why is it that most girls with beautiful curly hair are slaves to their flat irons?
shaffeybaby
i used to be but have since decreased my usage because it really damages your hair. but i will say that curly/wavy hair behaves differently1
shaffeybaby
2every day and when the cowlicks are beyond manageable or acceptable for cuteness, we get desparate. i have found a good moose though so
shaffeybaby
3i wear it curly or wavy more often. but that doesn't even work sometimes, so it goes up in a messy bun :/ that shit aint cheap either :(