Fury216
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Lol... Satire? Or possibly true? Hahaha still funny.
Oct 6, 2021 11:03 AM
Fury216
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Lol... Satire? Or possibly true? Hahaha still funny.
codyjdanderson12
So he openly admits he’s getting payments from the Kremlin??? It’s amazing how many times this guy says the quiet part out loud.
Nightcaste
Isn't a billion rubles like twenty bucks?
TremendousDude5
When satire almost, unconsciously, meets reality.
MorgDaddy01
No one gonna comment about that he just said Russia paid him huge sums of $ throughout his presidency?
Ismellofhockey
You may need a second coffee this morning.
Asdfjlk
He still has a zombie army ready, never forget
TheVampireDante
Thought he wasn't talking to mitch and rudy...
daliamonra
The biggest problem with Trump is distinguishing the truth from the satire.
mackashi
I hate that I'm not sure if real or satire.
billyjonas
Ugh, can he just fuckin die already?
TheBunnyPants
So he admits to taking bribes from the Kremlin and being Putin's personal call girl?
UndulatingTerrain
This is satire.
ReginaKasteen
No, this is Patrick!
ThunderMeikle
Did he pay tax on the secret rubles ?
Cerebralvomit
As of October 6, 2021 one Russian Rubel is worth 0.014 USD, 0.017 CAD, 0.010 pounds sterling ... looks like he should Scrooge McDuck it
MisterLemons
TheBlueMuppet
Title got me excited
cre8majic
darn!! me too...
SuperiorPebble
Trumps Net worth is a bubble, prove me wrong.
Sonicschilidogs
Well it's mostly New York real estate (if I'm not mistaken) so yeah..... Kinda a big ass bubble
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
And lots of it isn't owned outright but co-owned and has loans against it
aslum
Did he just admit to russian collusion?
TheGreatAtomsk
borowitz report is always satire.
JahNoodles
He meant Marbles right?
BryanTenn
I thought the vast majority of his claimed worth before getting elected was "market value"?
Speedmetal05
Trump for prison, 20-24!
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
and beyond
Uskaanax
Dear Grim Reaper, please take this guy out of our misery.
GiantFlyingLabia
The Borowitz Report IS satire. That said i feel this article in particular has a substantial element or truth
GiantFlyingLabia
*element of truth
areis30
Did they count the money he has in his chinese account, of which he actually paid taxes?
MidasTheAlchemist
I highly doubt he got nearly as much as he's bragging about.
CAustinC0x
The fact so many of us had to think about whether this was satire or not is the infuriatingly frightening thing.
Originalanduniquename
It's a 1-2 punch of satire and true
cepacolusmaximus
#icantbeleiveitsnottheonion
RyanHaynes
You're only supposed to use that for real news. This is still satire
cepacolusmaximus
Oh, shit, thanks. With Trump and his army of imbeciles, it's impossible to tell the difference.
xj4low
But according to one of his many press secretaries, he doesn't joke...unless he says something horrible and they have to back step.
ReallyNotSure
DaveSamsonite
bogus1983
See also:
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Way past that stage
Poohsthoughts
The worst part is that he probably never made a ruble in bribes. He did it all for free.
JoeHarkins
He didn't do it for free if it was to hide some of his criminal activities for which Putin (former KGB head) has the evidence. Just sayin'
leicanthrope
He did it for love.
DancesWithHippos
The problem with satire and Trump is it's like shooting carp in a barrel, with a bazooka.
covideokilledtheradiostar
more like shooting crap in a barrel. No matter how good your aim is, you end up covered in crap.
DarkRedCape
At the start of his term it was like “omg he did what?? He really said that!?” Then at the end it was just numbing like “sigh.. yeah”.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
He should have to reveal the source of each Ruble payment. Seems kind of corrupt to me
FredSaidRight
I don't see the problem with shooting carp with a bazooka.
elgwango1
Especially when the TV is shit
ElroydIsGone
It's more like olympic pole vault. Increasingly difficult to top and looks really impressive, when someone still makes it.
Aboutasbad
Is this a real article? Are these actual quotes? What deviant timeline are we on? I CANT TELL!
TatanyaTanatia
I couldnt tell at first either.
MaladaptedMedic
Borowitz Report is satire
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Writing his satirical quotes can be done by a six-year-old by now.
StarkeRealm
That's an insult to most six-year-olds.
PballQhead
littlefoxpounce
I'm wondering if we just gave Trump a piece of paper that says "you win" if he'd just shut up for once
Kittynomnoms
Pretty sure it'd just give new life to the "big lie" morons.
malicart
Nah, he would start waving it around and saying "SEE, I TOLD YOU!"
figsbar
And then tens of millions of morons actually believe him and scream even louder
littlefoxpounce
Yeah but at least that's easier to listen to than everything else that spews from his maw
magicrhombus
The whole point of winning is so that he can brag about it non-stop. The only thing that shuts him up is NOT LISTENING TO HIM.
littlefoxpounce
Cool. Cool. Anyone ever tell you, you should probably calm down a little?
purdhapley
Get him a participation trophy.
TheVampireDante
He'd have the moving trucks parked outside the whitehouse before someone finished telling him what was written on the paper.
arikelrecords2000
He's said publicly before he whines till he wins, it's his go to con
Beezlebubble
Complain until you get what you want - not proud but I've found its surprisingly effective if used correctly and professionally.
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What are these secret payments from the Russians for??? Hmmmmmmm
salikarn
Lol what a clever username +1
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Thanks!