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Lithikitty
As an audio engineer, can confirm this is 100% true.
notaballoon
AAAAAAH. AAAAAAGH. UUUUUUUUUUGGGGH. OHHHH YEAHHH. AUGGHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAUGGH. YEAHHH. OHHHHHH GODDDDD. AAAAAAAAHHHH.
TezuNii
And somewhere for to the right is THX
Craazyy1
Those unmuffled/straight muzzled/whatever motorcycles are 250db tho let's be honest.
deac28693000
This usually happens middle of the night when your sticky sucker shelf decides to let go... causing severe alarm and distress in the house
herecomethebombs
ADR sex grunts require intensity.
darthOnion
They should have the video player volume on mute by default
Ventiblack
Or there's just no sound at all
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
You forgot one https://youtu.be/i43WNXnlGMs
LuluTheLucario
Hmm, which motorcycle are we talking about here? A Harley, a knock off Harley, a Triumph, or a crotch rocket?
abjectpineappl3
Worst is you forget your phone is hooked up to your Bluetooth and it comes on full blast
thrashedbarrier
Or when you forget how loud you have your headphones and pornhub community blows your ear drums
flavivsaetivs
I've worked in A/V for stage concerts... you don't want above 92db for a long concert.
Sionas
Headphones, or you stop giving a shit if people hear, and keep fapping
circlebreaker
*stifled throaty moans through neighbour's wall*
Raccoonlifeainteasy
When camping with a group and were all in for the night in our tents, I play pornhub videos at full volume. I lmao every time.
TypedThisWithMyPenis
Have you ever had real sex while camping?.......
TypedThisWithMyPenis
It's fucking in-tents.
AllSheEverTalkAboutIsLouisVuitton
Headphones come out of the jack far too easily mid jack - Babe Ruth
DukeFukkenNukem
Bluetooth headphones FTW baby!
squirtlemacturtle2
Look at Mr Moneybags over here! I bet you pay for porn too
TheActualBruceWayne
I like this meme
CheetahFart
Can we make it September's meme of the month
openyomind
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StraightOuttaUsersub
206 db / black women having a normal conversation.
PapaTimDankopus
@OP 235 db: Ads that play on cable television, 35 db: the actual show you are trying to fucking watch on television.
openyomind
who the fuck watches TV? What are you 150 years old or some shit?
PapaTimDankopus
I don't have cable service but the ad being louder than the content still carries oveer to youtube
PapaTimDankopus
hilariously enough, a law was passed to stop that bullshit, and then nobody payed attention to it. Poor law.
theorsonwells
As a sound guy, 115 dBA is fucking loud by today's standards. 105 is more common. Also porn is best muted.
Jellybeanboom
If you accidentally pull out your headphones cord,. Good guy PH automatically pauses... Or so I've heard
spintop90
Wow.. that's amazing
AtlastheBurdened
That's just a device feature
ToxicPineapple
This only works if your super conservative grandparents are at home, so the only way to test is around grandma.
AlmightyPushy
Sometimes it takes a few seconds though, and that's all it takes for your sleeping gf and everyone else in the apartment complex to hear.
OmNachoMama
Was on a conference call once. Someone was watching PH and forgot to mute. silence from the others was deafening. video sounded pretty good.
caramelballoffur
That should happen on most if not all mobile devices. And there is options on pc's to mute when disconnecting an audio device
Compendyum
Many Creative sound cards do this for more than a decade and a half.
epicfail331
I too have heard of this.
HenryMHoover
Every linux distro I've used you can mute speakers and set headphones... pull out and no sound
HenryMHoover
Is this not standard everywhere?
RondomGuy
One time i had it on and didnt realize both my headphones and speakers were on until i heard my neighbors yell to turn it down
lazysombrero
Don't wanna test!
RoundThreeFIGHT
Am I the only one that turns the sound of for porn? The fake moaning shit doesn't impress me so I just mute it
IronicUsername
Yes, you're the only one, despite this same comment always appearing on every post about this topic.
Neurisko
Gak Gak Gak Gak Gak Gak gak
BewareTheIceSpiders
But how can you follow the plot?
InnerUniverse
I turn it off if A.) There is music B.) The guy is talking or C.) She's trying way too hard. I prefer heavy breathing, grunts & bed springs.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Like when you beat your meat?
upvotehypnotoad
I always mute it because hearing the dude moaning really kills my boner
rang3rofchocolat3
The dude/cameraman talking every two seconds does the same. I mean, really, the girls know what to do...not that I know anything about that.
fearandloathinginaz
I can't stand the sounds or smells of sex, so muted porn is my favorite. Luckily smell isn't an issue over the internet yet.
ChucklePuss
Serious Q: If you can't stand the smells of sex, how do you perform when someone's giving you a "helping hand?" Or do you not get that far?
fearandloathinginaz
I've had dozens of partners (allegedly) but have left girls that had bad odor. Typically kept a ceiling fan going, showered right after sex.
LonelyBrannigan
Like, why?! Why can't it be normal volume like any other video?
Solivoid
What bothers me about those Porny Hubby videos, at least the "amateur" ones, is their intro. It is so much louder than the actual video.
TheFatDaddy
*BOOM BA DAP BOOM BAP* pornhub originals or some shit
UncleVinny
Too much range between the dialog and the moaning. They make sure the dialog is at a normal volume.
Rockageddon
Dialog, moaning, and body connection points*. Those sounds are not always as loud but need to be heard for enjoyment.
UltraBooster
They cant usually wear micorphones so all the audio is taken from a distance
Lithikitty
It's so easy to fix when it does happen too. Legit 30 seconds in any audio/video editing program if you know what you're doing.
here4doggomemes
That's a lot of work when you're ready to go right now
SlagathorTheThird
Dialogue?
BrokenTimeMachine
Terra: "F@#k me harder with your big d#&k!!! I'm your little slut,".... so basically Shakespearean stuff...
LonelyBrannigan
Not really, it's usually super quiet
icookfoodandfightfire
Yeah, I'm with you on that one. I rarely have issues with porn being to loud where i couldn't just turn it down to a normal level
squirrellbot
Just because you have to keep it muted so you don't wake your mother doesn't mean the rest of us have the same problem Brannigan.
LonelyBrannigan
I use headphones, genius
BrokenTimeMachine
Those are ear muffs Brannigan...