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LadyClio
Couch fort and a boner seems like the perfect date night to me
majorminers
#6 Sigh!
inb4thewar
The Lions have a playoff win?
xxPaulCPxx
#3 When Illinois used to have tollbooths, there would be a series of merges from 10 lanes down to 2, every one was as big an ahole as everyone else, everyone super aggressive. But there was only one rule to the merge: the one with the worst paint job gets the lane. You can be inching forward, getting closer and closer, but at some point you would look over and ask yourself "Would they care if their paint got scratched?" If the answer was no, they got the lane. If yes, you get it.
shameofslate
#36 Those are the facts!
stoic000
#6 there has to be an easier way to phrase this
SmartAssX
#25 bro my Hispanic roommate always did this
kantaloupe
#50 The actual title of the 2011 issue of Catwoman where they screw was, "And Most of the Costumes Stay On."
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
#9 I got thrown down the stairs at Dan Flashes. STFU DOUG. I did though.
RoonSwanson1
Stop spending your per diem on complicated shirts!
riddmkidd
Why are there so many more dodge rams these days instead of f150s? Btw I live in an air force town. Is it like the loans that got everyone buying dodge chargers on a stupid high interest rate?
ThanosTheGreat
(O) pi (nion)
RandyPhonecian
Thank you! (Gosh that was far reach for a bad pun.)
ThanosTheGreat
IKR!
TheFatAussieGuy
#39
smoochmysnoot
Same, fam..same
MxMenagerie
#3 fucking of COURSE it's Florida drivers..
KingXizor
#9 The Pipes, THE PIPES are CAAaaling
astrangehop
#5 my girlfriend checked her phone, took a small nap, made tea, and initiated sex during the movie I picked. She watched the whole thing after I left because "it seemed really interesting" and loved it. Bram Stoker's Dracula.
IOftenDeleteCommentsCauseISuckAtTyping
#6 You want to talk about curses, though. Minnesota has the highest number of playoff wins of any team to not win the Super Bowl.
MatthewJohnsona
#13 I've been in that garden. It is the only publically accessible garden that you don't have to pay to go in. There wasn't a cat when i was there though.
threyon
#12 I need some context for that upper right image.
Sunamonster
It's the scar from BCG vaccine, I don't know anything else about it.
EllawoodBlues
I have a couple scars from shots like this I am a white Canadian
HoneNathan
Why did it specify "Living"? Who would be on there if it didn't?
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
the lions had a playoff win (against the Cowboys) during HW Bush. so that would be different. only one i can come up with off the top of my head. really not sure the point of the chart/infograph/whatever
meesterjohnson
All 32 NFL teams are on the board.
stoic000
#41 someone help my friend understand this one?
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
#1 I quote that one way too much to be considered healthy. Also are you sure? Are you sure that's not why? Are you sure?
RoonSwanson1
What does that do for the greater good?
MadamPuddifoot
#12 I have that exact blanket somewhere... š¤I'm a old white lady. I got it at a thrift store bc it was hilarious and HEAVY.
MoralRectifier
#21 Could someone explain this to my friend who looks exactly like me even though I don't have a twin?
hungoveratworkguy
Dune spoilers so beware: Paul āMuadāDibā Atreides, the āheroā of Dune leads an intergalactic genocide and becomes a tyrant, to simplify the ending of Dune & Dune Messiah.
TheBlackLodge
Ohhh I thought it was about Willy Wonka haha
sarzaya
I thought it was a porn reference
jennatoonz
Lol!
ThisGuyPostingThings
I think part of the problem is Paul's a bad guy but not *the* bad guy? The Harkonnens & Emperor are also bad guys. Also, depends on book.
IrateWolfe
My read was always that Paul tried very, VERY hard to prevent that exact outcome, he was just really, really bad at it. But it's been years since I read the books
BoredLyron
In the end Paul lacked the courage to take the steps needed to move humanity to the golden path and that was left for his son instead. So in the end he both allowed the jihad to happen and didn't take the final steps to move forward the timeline it opened up. Or something like that.
oblimo
The more prescient you become, the less you can change the future.
ThatTransformersDude
That book is so multi layered, but touching on predestined themes with that book, we would need a week long forum to just discuss that
HoneNathan
Also what?
NicNac225
I think itās suggesting that the woman he cheated on is bad at sex, if you imagine this pose in that context
mooncactus
He cheated because.. she does yoga? Idk man Iām confused too
HoneNathan
Is the woman he cheated with the one saying "IDK why he cheated", and crying? Seems odd.
dagagirl
#12 ROFL! This so true! YA WEEEEY!
chicharrone
Last one (#something er other)
glasshouseinarockstorm
Batman: inflexible on Justiceā¦but flexible af in the sheets
hungoveratworkguy
meganical
His leg?
januskincaid
That's her leg.
redheadedrobot
Maybe all those years with Robin, he learned to be a contortionist š
kickmyballsrealhard
#9 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
I'LL EAT YOUR MOMS WIG.
kickmyballsrealhard
IāLL EAT HER WHOLE FUCKING HEAD I DONT CARE
Isgrimnur
#33
ChicaFoxy
*meep*
implosion3
RobBobertyYT
BoxOfHellos
waaaaaitttt, I remember the scene, what movie was this?
Wanderers1000
Car Ear Oppa Tune It Tees
Isgrimnur
Career Opportunities.
nclu
Career Opportunities
randomwalrus
Are... are they still... uh... hiring?
a2s2020
#41 IDGI. Can some kindly soul please connect the dots for me?
mrfusspot1990
I was guessing small butt? But idk either
buzzbookstore
Me neither. Help.
BiscuitAndBeans
It's inferring bad/bland-as-oatmeal sex.
DeserTimmy
fartharder
She thinks she's presenting for "backshots" (as the kids say), but she's aiming her kittykat at the floor.
a2s2020
Thanks for the explanation. Even two years later I am still learning!
fartharder
I'm not even certain how I came upon this post today
a2s2020
I donāt mind; it was funny and not everything has to be current right now in the moment
katanatripsis
All I can guess is thatās the Cow pose in yoga. Maybe sheās kinda big?
graaghles
That's cat pose (think a scared cat trying to appear big), cow pose is the spine curving the other way. I really don't get the meme either.
Phoenix0rion
He cheated because she's bad at sex
bfmama
Yeah, for "bad", read "does what feels good to her instead of the sexy porn pose I want her to do".
Phoenix0rion
All I'm saying is if two people can't communicate their wants to each other, maybe they shouldn't be having sex. As I said in my other comment, I in no way condone the cheating, just explaining the joke
sickburn
I think in the teen-who-has-seen-porn-and-lives-on-social-media conversation about sex, a woman is 'supposed to' arch their back the other way during doggy style.
Phoenix0rion
You can call it what you want, and yes communication between partners is key to having a happy sex life, and I do not endorse cheating, but there is definitely a right way to have sex as there is a wrong way to do it. And there's over a dozen varieties to doggy style. But none of them involve that kind of arch, or not even pushing your ass out. If you're unable to, try a different position or laying over a couch or standing against a counter. But don't do what she's doing.
CatsHTM
Why?
Pinky135
Because it's harder for men to keep their penis inside, I guess. Doggy style isn't comfortable for me unless I arch my back like the image. Maybe not as extreme, but still. If I arch my back porn style my cervix gets a severe beating which is not nice.
CatsHTM
I need to stay within a certain range for optimal comfort, but wouldn't say any was "doing sex wrong". I wondered if especially from the male pov there was a universal aversion to a particular pose.
a2s2020
So the poster is saying this woman does sex wrong and that's why their partner cheats?
sirdouglasbuttersworth
Sounds like it. Pretty messed up
a2s2020
HomeRunWoman
Where to even beginā¦