Had a long day at work today. I came home to this. Best. Girlfriend. Ever.

drunkist

I think OP just Mementoed himself.

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MajicWalrus

Wait - what if you were like "Fuck dessert, I'm going to drink this beer."

12 years ago |

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dinonucci

Bitch should a said 'hit it raw'

12 years ago |

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Fahrenheit451X

hoax

12 years ago |

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Grambles

"But I want to play Call of Duty now.."

12 years ago |

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glassweaver

"Then come play..."

12 years ago |

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MajicWalrus

Plot twist - OP likes to write himself notes and masturbate with a condom.

12 years ago |

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Shrimm

call of booty!

12 years ago |

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glassweaver

How the fuck is this not top comment?

12 years ago |

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llayla

Plot twist; she wanted to tire you out first

12 years ago |

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414empty

That's what I was thinking. Lol.

12 years ago |

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frogsarebadatthecolourwhite

I dont know if its a booty call or not

12 years ago |

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414empty

I suppose it would have been in good taste to end with a picture of my cat...noob mistake, my bad. :-/

12 years ago |

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Losgunna

Forgiven. You had better things to do.

12 years ago |

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Scottishcarrot

Or put the condom on a banana, for scale

12 years ago |

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414empty

Idk about a banana...plantain perhaps...

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