Hope Solo makes me want to pull the goalie, if you know what I mean
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Missed my cake day by one day, so I present to you...
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MATH HOMEWORK
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From Golden God to Punched in the Soul
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Monday morning be like
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MRW someone doesn't copy edit the marketing materials
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922
I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying.
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I Love Vermont
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1982
Secret Santa is Best Santa
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764
My Bosses Are Having an Argument
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My favorite episode of FRIENS
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504
What'd you just call me?
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405
MRW I hear "Smile for the camera!"
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617
Any robot will do on Star Wars Day right?
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78
Asked a friend to help me out with a job reference and they sent him a survey
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54
MFW I Shouldn't Be Driving This Car
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thatsracist.jpg
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My nephew's first roller coaster ride
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137
Goofus and Muad'Dib
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124
My friend's coworkers made some instructions for his prospective dates
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69
Today in True Science Facts
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146
Hugs!
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86250
MFW I pretend I'm a TIE Fighter
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117
You Got Floor All in My Lima Beans!
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479
We're taking care of our neighbor's fish
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78
Hi imgur. I'm gonna leave you like Cinderella left the ball...
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110
My Cake Day is Easter, so I Give You Bunny Jesus!
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Pickle, My Pretties
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I see your #DeadRaccoonTO and raise you a VT skunk with an extra stripe
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148
Raven Preening 1500 lb Cow
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355
Washing Dishes Like
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277
Listening to Lithium on Lithium
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MFW I'm eating a bedazzled banana
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184
TIL: I have a 1 in a million chance of dying from jogging
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100
Anyone remember bonsai kitten?
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1939
MFW Deadpool's being a dick again
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133
Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen!
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345
I Like Food. Food Tastes Good.
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71
seen outside my local bar
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50
Buttload of Free Caulk
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111
Whiskers, Walken, Whiskey Soda
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68
My wife just used tequila's gravitational pull to slingshot past drunk to crazy
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638
MFW my wife brings home a 2 pound block of 5 year aged cheddar
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Anybody want to play some cardboard pinball?
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557
TIL they made Dr. Octagon action figures and I didn't get one
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1016
My Wife Still Hasn't Used the Ice Cream Maker She Got For Christmas
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132
This is what everyone's talking about when they talk about BAE right?
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HERP A DERP DO YOU LIVE HERE OFTEN!?
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105
Don't Fly Casual, Fly Sober
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Did I feed the dog before work?
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81
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
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82
Ken M is best ken
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1
97
Winter is Coming...
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57
Office Invaders
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68
Wife brings home pizza, says we can't eat it yet
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124
MFW it's not Thursday anymore and it's not Saturday yet
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MFW I run into pesky ninjas
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Online Booty Call
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I didn't know it
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