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So these are the pork products I bought...
So I live in a muslim country and as you may or may not know it's ramadan over here so people are fasting... Now not only these motherfuckers hurt my wallet as fuck (because pork products are incredibly expensive here) but also I received some death stares from the shopkeepers as though they were saying "YOU ARE SINNING SO MUCH THAT SATAN WILL POOP ON YOU FIRST" inwardly.
Now please LET IT BE WORTH THE TROUBLE, TELL ME HOW TO TREAT THEM.
This little nope was happily trotting around my friend's office desk.
servicenotavailable
don't cook the salame, slice it thin and make sandwiches. the sausages can be grilled and eaten with you favorite side-dishes to beef.
AwfulAdviceAdministration
Put everything in a pot of boiling water for 20 minutes, then microwave for an additional 3 minutes.
currentlyavoidingresponsibility
Throw the little ones in crock pot with bbq sauce!
Heraclesdies
+1 for obligatory cute animal
IgetPaidToHaveAnalSexWithYourMomWhileYourDadWatchesIamNotSorry
make sure you grill them outside or on your balcony so all the muzzies can at least enjoy the smell. That'd be very considerate of you
tuxisagamer
The long skinny things over charcoal.
JackieTreehornProductions
salami with a good hearty cheese, crackers and red wine. Big sausages with a spicy mustard, sweet sauerkraut and a toasted bun.
drunkist
don't cook the one on the left, the salami - just nom it
glutenfreeEbola
I'd have a nice salad with the salami & slices of toasted baguette on the side (with lots of butter hehe)
stilldonthaveagoodname
in germany we have a wurst called "Knacker". i dont lie, it is better then bacon
debunker
I eat Knackwurst all the time in Canada .. It's amazing!
stilldonthaveagoodname
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WeCouldAllGoPeeTogether
Salame can be sliced thin and enjoyed with cheese or fruit. Not sure what the sausages are, but I doubt grilling them would be horrible.
CatOnLSD
With fruit?