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Jul 1, 2016 3:58 PM
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ShoppingCartRodeo
IMO cemeteries are a waste of space anyways. Bodies should be cremated.
ihavebutoneclawbutbeware
The microwave one! Do that!
HibiscuitsTea
Lots of people dont put their carts back anyway. Lazy fucking assholes
RTBackup
Betterfap is like a porndora
isthistaken2
They did something similar to #3 except it was Shaq instead of a regular person, and he got his ass kicked every time...
jammyjarman
#6 some election systems have this it's called RON (reopen nominations)
momof3doggos
I'm all in for the skipping stones in the middle of bfe .
SkyWidows
The Screwman Show.....?
rumpyforeskin
I wish there was another post like this one but not from 5 years ago
EarlGreyOrDeath
#9: so... every k-pop group?
totallynotasockpuppet
The cemetary where dead people grow trees actually exists where I live...
sambain52
Jokes on you twitter, I can't write
Ishouldbemoreprivate
A cemetery orchard? "Where'd you get these apples?" "They're Dick's apples."
cleavergrill
They do make alcohol in pouches like that.
ZombiePuggle
Gasolina
CassanovaFrankenstein
Honest to God- came up with Porndora years ago. Even met with a developer about it and tried using my sql skills- grad school got in the way
prism19
How bout a tombstone with a tree behind it . Would be neat
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
You want to secretly and without permission film someone having sex? Yeah, that's totally going to end well.
Imaybegotthis
They meant a porno with a Truman Show theme
sono2015
Your friendly psychologist here... The IQ one wouldn't work because the majority of people score between 85-115. Max would be maybe 150-160.
sono2015
Before anyone can do it, no, I don't know A Max with an IQ of 150-160. :P
RichterCa
Not sure why it wouldn't work. You saying 85 characters is too many for an idiot, or not enough for a tweet?
sono2015
As smart as some people think they are, 115 characters isn't enough to stroke an ego :)
BrazilianThunderPanda
#2 is a show on Spike TV called Life or Debt, and it's an angry accountant yelling at normal people. It's really good.
woozle
mirria
I believe they are planning to put that for Canada. They haven't decided on vote reform yet.
SgtEziosRequiem
Do you realize how fast that the election process would be struck down to a crawl if this was a choice.
woozle
SgtEziosRequiem
Whether you believe it or not is irrelevant, because I know some people actually think this is a good Idea.
therooter007
Brewster's MIllions!!
imagurk
I thought you were lying. I've only ever seen the 1945 one.
woozle
Has anyone else seen this movie? Damn, I'm old.
IfightAboutCoorsLight
Excellent movie. Used to be comedy central "eh just kill air space until prime time" movie. Saw it like 20 times.
obviouslyrob
It's one of my favorites! Watch it at least once a year.
somethingfunnyandrandom
The stamp.
woozle
Jaws II
HEXADECIMAL
Preach it! None of the Above for every office!
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
That would never get the majority in real life. Just because imgur's liberal ass doesn't like the candidates doesn't mean no one else does.
woozle
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
My name's not Francis, Hank.
pandro
you ... what? you don't live in the USA, right? we'd like to vote NOTA on *every* election (not just pres.) & I'm a republican.
cherypi
a lot of these are just reeeeeeeeally stupid
somethingfunnyandrandom
Just like this guy in the comment above yours /a/dZgYG
FINISHTHETITLE
They're making a joke about the athlete kitchen nightmare one. Relax
tiniweiner
Damn you dumb
somethingfunnyandrandom
I know that.
FatBastardVegetarian
#3 "Please put down the hot-dog sir, you're going to be racing Usain Bolt today."
iDontWantMyUsernameToBeMyRealNameAnymore
I volunteer as tribute!
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Needs to be expanded to other sports. "Get on the field and block JJ Watt"
Lugh314159
it sounds like some weird, backward version of Harrison Bergeron.
scarletswordfish
How about ALL Olympic athletes are chosen by lottery from the general public?
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
pros vs joes, basically
cleavergrill
Can't I just take the hot dog with me?
liam33
i wonder what the "avg" guy from north korea would be like
defeatingOrange15
Great. Thanks. Now all I want is a fucking hotdog. Or 5. With ketchup and mustard and a little bit of relish. Fuck. No. CHILI DOGS!!!
FatBastardVegetarian
I can make veggie chili dogs... all my friends tell me they're carrots... but they're chili dogs.
PizzaStation
Ketchup on a hot dog? You monster.
defeatingOrange15
How do you take yours?
PizzaStation
Mustard and onion, or as a chili dog.
defeatingOrange15
To each his own
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"Hold my beer ... this shouldn't take more than 10 seconds"
Deporter
I kind of remember it being called gym class for some reason. At least when I was in school.
MrtheOffender
Up Next we have the Mens 400M semi's, with Usain Bolt currently leading, also give a hand for our context athlete, Usain Bolted-to-an-anchor
manslut
+1 for Context Athlete.
TF2215
.....Bolt doesn't run the 400m at the Olympics. Sorry had to be that guy
NanoSwarmer
what do you mean, "that guy"? You mean smart, knowledgeable, educated, and polite? Please, by all means, be that guy :) Don't apologize.
elemenopee88
The hitler guy says so
MrtheOffender
wellthe only sport i actually follow is hockey so,uh, CALDER CUP CAMPS, #EERIE AINT IT, #FEEL LIKE A MONSTER...... http://imgur.com/4hyiavT
noteleks
Ice hockey?
MrtheOffender
There's another kind?
PerfectlyNormalHumanCitizen
Well, shit... let's get this over with, so I can get back to my hotdog.
Nuss69er
Perfectly fitting username +1
PerfectlyNormalHumanCitizen
I'm not going to lie... I didn't even fucking think of that. Accidental joke is best joke!
Nuss69er
Haha those are the best jokes!!
TheMARSK
Plot twist: Average human wins race, then goes back to his hotdog.
Goatdangles
Double plot twist average human is usain bolt and he don't want no fucking hot dog
Sheari
Put the hotdog at the end of the race
1Rogue
just like usian and his chicken mcnuggets
imarealist
Plotplottwist: bolt steals hotdog, man outruns him to save it
Akdj
Instead of "none of the above" I've always felt you should be able to vote for several candidates. That way 3rd parties would have a chance.
Myfootsasmokin
Granite not concrete.
crucifiedpotato
Nerd
AnotherImgurian14
You tall sag of shit! Don't didn't report your ad income? You stupid fucking twat!
somethingfunnyandrandom
What? You think this is an ad?
FINISHTHETITLE
WOOSH
tiniweiner
Its a joke refering to the kitchen nightmare sports star one.
somethingfunnyandrandom
I'm pretty slow. I just stopped saying nothing but hodor
itsAone
Im really suprised that Porndora is not a thing yet
TEDwisdom
There used to be a free one called "PinkLab" that scrolled through motion thumbnails by genre and similar, then it started charging money
brownieblue
Sounds good but not practical. No one generally watches for more than 5 or 10 minutes
LACEick
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alltheotherusernamesaregone
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ThatGuyWithMoreSwagThanYou
To me, porndora sounds like r34 dora the explorer
pikmints
http://imgur.com/INdci3d
Dreadfutopia
Swiper no swiping!
thatreference
Betterfap.com you're welcome
Thechosenone1121
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aStupidTaco
TheComradeStalin
Well ok then
JWes11
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theOPDoctor
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Beast1031
????
willian18
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notsharingcake
:)
ImCommanderShepardandIapprovethispost
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whhy
Boop
liamiswn
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ImgurAddict1
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DiAddict
We all are. But there's something to be said for the joy of digging through the tons of porn for thst one good vid...
reptiledisfunction
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RamblinRedRooster
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fishflakes
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GipCee
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theguythatalwaysasksiftheyresingle
#dot
PyronicPower
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LACEick
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Quigonjinnandjuice
Sounds too much like dora the exploradora exploring adult situations for my comfort level.
TheInsidiousDR
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nikiitea
None of the above is there in India. Serves no purpose. Even if it gets maximum votes next best guy wins
Rapiecage
Brazil has the "meh" vote like yours, and a "null" one. If Null wins, elections get restarted with new people.
nikiitea
it dosn't happen here. If none of the above wins, the candidate with the next best number of vots win. No reelection
pandro
that's horrible. there should be a difference between "i can't decide because idk" and "these guys are all jerks."
nikiitea
Yes it is. It can be used just to attract public attention to the problem
somethingfunnyandrandom
What?
nikiitea
Out of a total 100 votes, if none of the above option has 90 votes, candidate A has 6 and candidate B has 4, candidate A wins the seat.
Rapiecage
They have a blank vote option. But if it wins, 2nd place wins election
somethingfunnyandrandom
Ah, thanks for the explanation
DiarrheaVanFrank
I guess the movie one already kind of exists (Letters from Iwo Jima and Flags of our Fathers).
dropbear128
"He Loves Me... He Loves Me Not" has both in one movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0291579/
OktoberSunset
Sleeping Beauty/Maleficent
LexDrill
U-571 / Das Boot
AIComments
Wizard of Oz/Wicked
anabsurdproposition
I would say Wicked is more of a prequel
niftyroses
Also Imgur comments base on IQ numbers as well!
DovahQuinn
N
ClumsyNinja88
That sounds like a gre
tlazolteotl
oh honey
ViaFerrata
That's a go
Meep5000
Fuck y
niftyroses
Lol
sniperwillow
T
jukkz
Or by penis length in millimet
spug3t
3 cm huh.
o11c
Actually, that's not a bad idea. I usually don't have a problem with the character limit, but occasionally I just want a *little* bit more t
o11c
han the current limit.
niftyroses
What about the women?
LionNumber86
There are no women on the Internet.
LooLighter
No penis, no comment.
niftyroses
Sorry you have no penis
SirAlbertNewton
CorneliusCornwall
Q
cgimw
Time to type a ridiculously long comment to make me feel smug. Haha! I'm already at 83 chara
Fenriswaffles
but that's too restr
YouGonnaDieBitch
I'd get 1 extra character, then.
FattyWantsTheCake
I'd still have 140 characters
xxcrr524xx
I'd have 143, so I understand.
Tigorahan
144 here
blurb
I guess we're all in the 99th percentile here, just like how we all have 11.5" dicks.
xxcrr524xx
Well, since I'm a woman, I don't have a dick.
ExperimentAlpha
See the problem with IQ tests is that they really only measure your ability to take an IQ test.
MerToo
hahaha this is what mothers of dumb children say, between gulps of sherry.
ExperimentAlpha
I guess my college psychology professor, PH.D., is a mother of dumb children then. I'll be sure to inform him.
MerToo
functionally, he is, but you can do some ANOVA yourself to see if there is any correlation between IQ test performance & the real world.
niftyroses
How is he a mother?
ExperimentAlpha
Point exactly.
PhooZzy
The tree cemetery seems like a good idea.
BlueBallsNoBlowJobCanFix
The body fertilizes the tree, symbolizing life from death
CJisfire
We have a woodland cemetery that's basically that exact thing, looks really nice
Camelspotting
In a typical cemetery it would be far too dense and new trees would receive sunlight.
stabbert3
Sounds like a great idea if you want a haunted forest
Krenum
My home town had a place called remembrance garden, a botanical garden you could bring the ash remains and bury / sprinkle them there
GamingClaptrap
Its hardly new. My uncle is buried in one of those orchard cemeterys
myusernameisnotcreative
I saw one thing on here it's a like biodegradable coffin with a tree inside it . I thought that would be a nice way to go.
inconspicuouselephant
And then the tree inevitably brings up the bones within the bark.
myusernameisnotcreative
Perfect in time for Halloween or Easter ?
ISwearToGodIHadSomethingForThis
Ewwww! That would be so cool!
annoyedandgame
It's all well and good till the trees absorb the human blood and become vampire trees.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Out of all of them it's probably the best. They all seem like a 7th grader wrote them.
xane
Rock skipping pond sounds plausible. Water could be 1 - 6 inches deep and be fine. Could operate like a baseball/golf driving range.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
You would pay to throw a rock?
xane
Could double for RC boats? People pay for weird shit all the time.
todayisawadog
In chorley lancashire, my brothers ashes were mixed with a young oak trees new soil when planted. We take a couple of leaves and preserve em
todayisawadog
also oak trees are a thing in our family now. I did the same thing with my dogs ashes but lavender in a plant pot.
haveueverwentfast
This is such a nice thing.
todayisawadog
Thanks :)
SpeakerToMeat
We'll end up evolving the same dimorphism as the pequeninos
Mithi
Better concept: Use an existing forest and place biodegradable urns between the roots. Called "Friedwald" (Peace Forest) in Germany.
Avarara
Love it. I want to be a tree when I die.
fufuwewe
you know except for the fact growing a tree is not a guarantee and having you're deceased parent's tree die could be pretty heavy emotionaly
murlokotam
Just plant another one. Greeks have to exhume and cremate bones of their parents after 15 years, a dead tree is nothing really.
fufuwewe
oh yeah, and mayans ate the flesh of dead warriors to become stronger...what a stupid point.
PhooZzy
Grandpa died. Again. FFS plant a tree for his tree.
CorneliusCornwall
Tree-ception