MRW I don't get my username
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I felt so pretty at work today
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Looks like I'm not going to the bathroom
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slower you slug
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Saw this on a car today
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What happens when worms try and play twister.
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My definition of machine is vastly different from theirs
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Found this dog toy today. Didn't realize dogs were susceptible to subliminal messaging.
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MRW my 3rd grade basketball team asks me to play with them
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Finally did it!!!!!!!
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The community
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Pride weekend begins tomorrow in my hometown. So I installed this sprinkler clock accordingly
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