CoffeeAndPuzzles
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I need to identify this bug so I can administer the appropriate amount of fire.
Found in California
Oct 21, 2017 7:45 PM
CoffeeAndPuzzles
1643
27
1
I need to identify this bug so I can administer the appropriate amount of fire.
Found in California
tomascco
Haven't seen one of these in ages http://www.clevelandseniors.com/images/remember/cootie/giant-cootie-game-box.jpg
JesusIsComingLookBusy
wolverpool1
It is called a nope.
michael5150
Jerusalem Cricket. They bite...
fisklukt
Just a taste.
CoffeeAndPuzzles
Thank you!
Siptro
its a Dark Jerusalem Cricket
CoffeeAndPuzzles
Thank you!
BrettTurley
ALL THE FIRE!
blackink73
In Spanish they're called niños de la Tierra
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Yup. Children of the earth. That's what we call them in NM.
mellowdrama
yikes
ImHereForTheFPBoobs
Terrifying
Tradisrad
Um dead?
needtwoknow
We used to call them potato bugs
mekkuli
Appropriate amount is all you got and then some.
Python09
I think you may need to "administer" the entire fucking sun for that particular bug.
KiowaBrave
Mole Cricket?
formerhairedginger24
That's a Jerusalem Cricket. Gross little dudes. My middle school was built on a nest, they'd come out of the drinking fountains.
AbuMKatt
creamedLead
formerhairedginger24
We caught one in my science class, and put it in just a glass of water. A 4 foot tapeworm came out of it.
SaraFourImgur
For the love of God don't make the story any worse
SamLasssy
https://imgur.com/3WoPEMV
howneatisthaat
morningxafter
Jesus christ, this story just keeps getting worse!
idontneedyouranalysis
Eat it... they’re delicious.
CoffeeAndPuzzles
My buddy was thinking about it, is that really a thing?
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Jerusalem or "Egyptian" cricket. AKA "Child of the Earth". They CAN bite, but I grew up around these and never got bit. Pretty harmless.
clanc43
Brinxter
Hot damn, could it be a termite?
CoffeeAndPuzzles
The length of the width of a brick?
Brinxter
Dude, i'd rather not assume it's anything else, termites are safe, wood eating critters.
marzipanius
They're not pests, nor are they a health danger. You don't have to kill it.
CoffeeAndPuzzles
Found the vegan.
Stanistani
Found the bully.
Gort207
Found the SJW
Stanistani
Found the camp-follower.
tortillaboy
marzipanius
Right, that has to be it. You can get help for your childhood insect trauma you haven't been able to grow up from.