Apr 17, 2020 7:58 PM
OctopussSevenTwo
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funny
reaction
science_and_tech
Mmbear
Its just watermelon pee. Just so you know....
karitaalasmaa
Me when somebody in grocery store coughs right next to me
ItsKindaComplicated
v
Sophiemaee
@x3rn even a melon can do it ?
mynamegoeshere2089
grantito1
How many of this guy's videos exist I've seen at least 5 now and everyone of them gets me
ELAYDE
v MAYBE....
ConfusedAxis
MasterGed
This man looks like he be a meance to south central while drinkin juice in da hood
TheCaptain00
Do. we. have. a. problem?
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
Ze goggles! Zey do nusink!!
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
I must ask, how many of the same video is this guy making? This makes number 3 of this dude and watermelon rubber bands
binky4me
BearjawsXIII
Cowfister
Guys, it's official. Black people are just as weird as white people. Equality achieved!
NationofSchrad
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
"Will squirt when squeezed."
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
bsSIX
What's the name of Angelica's doll again? From Rugrats I mean
MexicanTrainer
Watermelon Destroyer
Andthingswereneverthesame
Cynthia
TheyHaveaCaveTroll
Watch in slo-mo, this man is an imposter!!!!!! He pulls a plug. We must revolt.
AdmiralButtStuff
The faces he makes. lol
HatinS8N
Yeah. He’s a pussy. But then goes and raps about guns and bitches.
PVZBRAT
I can't stop fucking laughing everytime I watch it again
SaylorW
Me too ?
kodiak931155
BennyJ03
DoctorDanielJackson
He's hearing the rind buckle, I expect.
HelloToe
SaphirasSexDoll
Blacks and Asians make the best expressions.
perlcat
There's nothing about this I don't like, from the hair, to the goggles, to the rubber banded melon...
IOMMIDONTPLAYTHAT
He does this type of thing a lot https://twitter.com/JeremiahWarlick
Josh4422
The science hand tech tag was hilarious
BishopHastur
God I wish that were me.
yourelivingalloverme
PearjuiceATX
Same
SmutGrrrl
Every time!!
JenStrange
Omg! I lol at this! This is my hubby!! He's totally freaked out by those tubes!!??
gdp0101
I fucking HATE those God damn devil tubes.
ImNotAnOrange
is that how you're supposed to do it?
somnif
It's what the can suggests, at any rate
RodinMaths
twist against the grain. pops right open.
Marval1
I had a similar reaction to the start of this vid when I opened one without looking and socked myself on the chest when it popped
ComoSeIguana
Why use a spoon? Just karate chop it.
SealandIsARealCountry
the instructions say to use a spoon
Felryn
aint no time for that when you gotta open a shit ton of these at the homeless shelter
GiantSchnitzel
what is that?
Canned dough, it's packed under pressure so it instantly rises/expands when you pop the roll.
https://www.pillsbury.com/products/biscuits
Idk why I never got the correlation between the puffy explosiveness of touching the dough & poking the pillsbury dough boy making him giggle
Pretty sure it's cinnamon rolls, actually. https://www.pillsbury.com/products/cinnamon-rolls
They all do it- i was just giving an example
VikingZoidberg
Yeah we dont get that over here. Only readon i know it is because of pop culture from usa...
StitchesAreMyJam
Where are you? We have it in the UK. Not everywhere but now and again you get croissant or pain aux chocolat.
Norway
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Mever seen it anywhere. I live in Derbyshire
justThisPerson
Wow, as an American, I am experiencing a privilege check. How much of the world is unfamiliar with pressure-packed refrigerated dough?
RiverSpoilers
Much of the world doesn’t have this!
WeeBabySeamus22
Am Australian and have never heard of that. If we want to make biscuits we use flour, butter and eggs
Karmascar
Serious question. All the vidz I see of blk guys doing stuff in their house they’re shirtless. What’s up with that
XXXassclown
Bustah Rhymes cousin Bustah Melon.
AquilaJM
Better than Bustah Nut
CaKeS18
AskBobLoblaw
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha look I am fucking rolling at this!
praximus
SacrificialClam
I know his other cousin Busta Nut
Apparently it's Busta....... my bad.
UnknownVD
Bustahedddddd.....
Crillol
Username confirmed. <3
Table5
Bustah Limes.
NoSenseNoSense
RindsgaloreRindsgaloreRindsgaloreRindsgaloreRindsgaloreRindsgalore Rindsgalore PutSomeMuthafuckinRubbaBandsOnThisShitTillThatMelonExplode
EPard
Top comment right here!
falconuruguay
Raspberrywaffles
Don’t be menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood !!!!
anjorni
Wooooooow. +2 for that!
ThicclikePaulBunyan
That's Post Melon brother?
TheRicM
Lol
kbank710
Busta Rinds
Djinterrobang
I want you to know that I clicked back on this post to upvote this comment
CitizenClam
ShadowBeast07
ProfDangles
You deserve so many more fake points.
lizardbones
For the millionth time. the points are real, just worthless
captainredbeard530
I did my part but donating the real, but worthless point.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
This will be my title for my blatant repost
Ahhhhhh this is what imgur is for!!
ElbowDeepInAJedi
@extraupvote
TwistedOP
I wonder if the mafia ever interrogates/tortures people like this? "I don't like his attitude Louis, put another rubber band on him."
"Dammit Bruno, I told you, put them on the neck, not on the man bun"
VibratingNipples
HumanPeeing1
wtf, why
why not
craque
how does his wrist bend low like that?
This is the third time I seen this guy rubber band a watermelon to death
OrokuSaki52
And i want more
VernonLamb
This is the best one.
TomGrom
Fuck, thas all is taken
profiledit
Why is he covered in a white substance?
TBH, that's only like fifth on the list of questions I'd ask.
IdkIJustLiveHere
Well if that's the substance how could he sit still for that long?
OmegaKane689
He needs some lotion.
ColossalBalls
pumpedupballs
Did you ever stop to think that there's a 50% chance your grandmother was a squirter?
ZazzRazzamatazz
jegustaeau
I really just hope she had a gratifying sex life. I love my gma, she deserves to be happy.
Xenomagus
Did she have plastic cover on her couch? Then yes she was/is.
Or she’s just incontinent.
Hah
Did you ever stop to think I don't want to think about that?
nwdle1
Of course. That's why we always put plastic sheeting over her couch.
rbtmchl
I know my grandma was a squirter. She always had at least 6 cans stocked in the fridge. My whole family is filled with proud squirters!
MCNewYorkLives
Persephone407
Ugh what?
DjNeHi
Was there plastic on the furniture?
wiillii
Oh no.
hootimcowlface
Oh yes
InfinityDragon
Where are you getting the 50% stat. Also, it's a well known fact that men in the 1950's couldn't find the clitoris with a roadmap and signs.
Daddiboi
Who's to say she wasn't making herself squirt
I think the stat comes from yes or no. Just because they haven’t yet doesn’t mean they don’t.
Men in the 1950s couldnt find anything with a roadmap and signs
Euchre
Ironically correct.
Burma shave.
saintbrun
She's either a squirter, or she's not. It's a 50/50 shot. And regardless of men's sexual competence doesn't change anything.
I can’t get there on my own. My partner can get me there. Not all my partners could. You’re talkin our your ass.
SomeDetroitGuy
Can't argue with that logic.
magicrhombus
So that's how statistics work. I've been overcomplicating it this whole time.
HoeBagSupreme
Well I never was until my boyfriend did something & suddenly I was! Never could do it by myself or before him!So I am not so sure about that
Drew442
They probably didnt know it existed.
Word to your grandmother
nevernotsure
ImplodingPumpkin
Looks like a black Gus from rooster teeth
dherik
He’s seen things
WayMoreHumbleThanYou
This is now going to be an emoji on my discord server
WonderfunkJones
Thanks I was looking for this
HeatproofNut
Solentra
This is the BEST THING EVER OHMYGOD
BlueMaggot
whoexactlyareyou
Cheers I’ll drink to that bro
zxms
ermagerd wertamerlen
horriblepun
Was looking for a goosebumps girl reference, deserves more upvotes
scottEkarate
Can't. Stop. Giggling.
Brochiavelli
NewHickoryDickables
PopeyeTheSailor
https://imgur.com/mL4TlcQ
linkapedia
It's like odb & flava flav's love child
darsebas
Ill say lobo from dc comics and flavor flav
PrincessEllie500
He looks like the forgotten Wayne's brother. WaterMarlon.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Legit, this is the most under voted comment ever:)
Mmbear
Its just watermelon pee. Just so you know....
karitaalasmaa
Me when somebody in grocery store coughs right next to me
ItsKindaComplicated
Sophiemaee
@x3rn even a melon can do it ?
mynamegoeshere2089
grantito1
How many of this guy's videos exist I've seen at least 5 now and everyone of them gets me
ELAYDE
ConfusedAxis
MasterGed
This man looks like he be a meance to south central while drinkin juice in da hood
TheCaptain00
Do. we. have. a. problem?
ifIScreamIntoTheVoid
Ze goggles! Zey do nusink!!
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
I must ask, how many of the same video is this guy making? This makes number 3 of this dude and watermelon rubber bands
binky4me
BearjawsXIII
Cowfister
Guys, it's official. Black people are just as weird as white people. Equality achieved!
NationofSchrad
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
"Will squirt when squeezed."
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
bsSIX
What's the name of Angelica's doll again? From Rugrats I mean
MexicanTrainer
Watermelon Destroyer
Andthingswereneverthesame
Cynthia
TheyHaveaCaveTroll
Watch in slo-mo, this man is an imposter!!!!!! He pulls a plug. We must revolt.
AdmiralButtStuff
The faces he makes. lol
HatinS8N
Yeah. He’s a pussy. But then goes and raps about guns and bitches.
MexicanTrainer
PVZBRAT
I can't stop fucking laughing everytime I watch it again
SaylorW
Me too ?
kodiak931155
BennyJ03
DoctorDanielJackson
He's hearing the rind buckle, I expect.
HelloToe
SaphirasSexDoll
Blacks and Asians make the best expressions.
perlcat
There's nothing about this I don't like, from the hair, to the goggles, to the rubber banded melon...
IOMMIDONTPLAYTHAT
He does this type of thing a lot https://twitter.com/JeremiahWarlick
Josh4422
The science hand tech tag was hilarious
BishopHastur
TheCaptain00
God I wish that were me.
yourelivingalloverme
PearjuiceATX
Same
SmutGrrrl
Every time!!
JenStrange
Omg! I lol at this! This is my hubby!! He's totally freaked out by those tubes!!??
gdp0101
I fucking HATE those God damn devil tubes.
ImNotAnOrange
is that how you're supposed to do it?
somnif
It's what the can suggests, at any rate
RodinMaths
twist against the grain. pops right open.
Marval1
I had a similar reaction to the start of this vid when I opened one without looking and socked myself on the chest when it popped
ComoSeIguana
Why use a spoon? Just karate chop it.
SealandIsARealCountry
the instructions say to use a spoon
Felryn
aint no time for that when you gotta open a shit ton of these at the homeless shelter
GiantSchnitzel
what is that?
PearjuiceATX
Canned dough, it's packed under pressure so it instantly rises/expands when you pop the roll.
PearjuiceATX
https://www.pillsbury.com/products/biscuits
MexicanTrainer
Idk why I never got the correlation between the puffy explosiveness of touching the dough & poking the pillsbury dough boy making him giggle
HelloToe
Pretty sure it's cinnamon rolls, actually. https://www.pillsbury.com/products/cinnamon-rolls
PearjuiceATX
They all do it- i was just giving an example
VikingZoidberg
Yeah we dont get that over here. Only readon i know it is because of pop culture from usa...
StitchesAreMyJam
Where are you? We have it in the UK. Not everywhere but now and again you get croissant or pain aux chocolat.
VikingZoidberg
Norway
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Mever seen it anywhere. I live in Derbyshire
justThisPerson
Wow, as an American, I am experiencing a privilege check. How much of the world is unfamiliar with pressure-packed refrigerated dough?
RiverSpoilers
Much of the world doesn’t have this!
WeeBabySeamus22
Am Australian and have never heard of that. If we want to make biscuits we use flour, butter and eggs
Karmascar
Serious question. All the vidz I see of blk guys doing stuff in their house they’re shirtless. What’s up with that
XXXassclown
Bustah Rhymes cousin Bustah Melon.
AquilaJM
Better than Bustah Nut
CaKeS18
AskBobLoblaw
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha look I am fucking rolling at this!
praximus
SacrificialClam
I know his other cousin Busta Nut
XXXassclown
Apparently it's Busta....... my bad.
UnknownVD
Bustahedddddd.....
Crillol
Username confirmed. <3
Table5
Bustah Limes.
NoSenseNoSense
RindsgaloreRindsgaloreRindsgaloreRindsgaloreRindsgaloreRindsgalore Rindsgalore PutSomeMuthafuckinRubbaBandsOnThisShitTillThatMelonExplode
EPard
Top comment right here!
falconuruguay
Raspberrywaffles
Don’t be menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood !!!!
anjorni
Wooooooow. +2 for that!
ThicclikePaulBunyan
That's Post Melon brother?
TheRicM
Lol
kbank710
Busta Rinds
Djinterrobang
I want you to know that I clicked back on this post to upvote this comment
CitizenClam
ShadowBeast07
TheRicM
ProfDangles
You deserve so many more fake points.
lizardbones
For the millionth time. the points are real, just worthless
captainredbeard530
I did my part but donating the real, but worthless point.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
This will be my title for my blatant repost
EPard
Ahhhhhh this is what imgur is for!!
ElbowDeepInAJedi
@extraupvote
TwistedOP
I wonder if the mafia ever interrogates/tortures people like this? "I don't like his attitude Louis, put another rubber band on him."
TheRicM
"Dammit Bruno, I told you, put them on the neck, not on the man bun"
VibratingNipples
HumanPeeing1
wtf, why
HumanPeeing1
why not
craque
how does his wrist bend low like that?
MexicanTrainer
This is the third time I seen this guy rubber band a watermelon to death
OrokuSaki52
And i want more
VernonLamb
This is the best one.
TomGrom
Fuck, thas all is taken
profiledit
Why is he covered in a white substance?
HelloToe
TBH, that's only like fifth on the list of questions I'd ask.
IdkIJustLiveHere
profiledit
Well if that's the substance how could he sit still for that long?
OmegaKane689
He needs some lotion.
ColossalBalls
pumpedupballs
Did you ever stop to think that there's a 50% chance your grandmother was a squirter?
ZazzRazzamatazz
jegustaeau
I really just hope she had a gratifying sex life. I love my gma, she deserves to be happy.
Xenomagus
Did she have plastic cover on her couch? Then yes she was/is.
NoSenseNoSense
Or she’s just incontinent.
Xenomagus
Hah
MexicanTrainer
Did you ever stop to think I don't want to think about that?
nwdle1
Of course. That's why we always put plastic sheeting over her couch.
rbtmchl
I know my grandma was a squirter. She always had at least 6 cans stocked in the fridge. My whole family is filled with proud squirters!
MCNewYorkLives
Persephone407
Ugh what?
DjNeHi
Was there plastic on the furniture?
wiillii
Oh no.
hootimcowlface
Oh yes
InfinityDragon
Where are you getting the 50% stat. Also, it's a well known fact that men in the 1950's couldn't find the clitoris with a roadmap and signs.
Daddiboi
Who's to say she wasn't making herself squirt
Xenomagus
I think the stat comes from yes or no. Just because they haven’t yet doesn’t mean they don’t.
lizardbones
Men in the 1950s couldnt find anything with a roadmap and signs
Euchre
Ironically correct.
InfinityDragon
Burma shave.
saintbrun
She's either a squirter, or she's not. It's a 50/50 shot. And regardless of men's sexual competence doesn't change anything.
jegustaeau
I can’t get there on my own. My partner can get me there. Not all my partners could. You’re talkin our your ass.
SomeDetroitGuy
Can't argue with that logic.
magicrhombus
So that's how statistics work. I've been overcomplicating it this whole time.
HoeBagSupreme
Well I never was until my boyfriend did something & suddenly I was! Never could do it by myself or before him!So I am not so sure about that
Drew442
They probably didnt know it existed.
pumpedupballs
Word to your grandmother
nevernotsure
ImplodingPumpkin
Looks like a black Gus from rooster teeth
dherik
He’s seen things
WayMoreHumbleThanYou
This is now going to be an emoji on my discord server
WonderfunkJones
Thanks I was looking for this
HeatproofNut
Solentra
This is the BEST THING EVER OHMYGOD
BlueMaggot
whoexactlyareyou
Cheers I’ll drink to that bro
zxms
ermagerd wertamerlen
horriblepun
Was looking for a goosebumps girl reference, deserves more upvotes
scottEkarate
justThisPerson
Can't. Stop. Giggling.
kodiak931155
Brochiavelli
NewHickoryDickables
PopeyeTheSailor
https://imgur.com/mL4TlcQ
linkapedia
nevernotsure
It's like odb & flava flav's love child
darsebas
Ill say lobo from dc comics and flavor flav
nevernotsure
PrincessEllie500
He looks like the forgotten Wayne's brother. WaterMarlon.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Legit, this is the most under voted comment ever:)