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Jul 28, 2014 3:48 PM
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MagnustheJust
Much like Subotai crying for Conan, I cry for Deadpool...
FlyinHawaiian13
OP cut off this part, where Deadpool has one of the most painful sounding breakdowns I've read in a comic book. http://imgur.com/zZg41kD
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
What kind of sick world is this where Deadpool isn't making me laugh. I want out.
Silversyx
I love Deadpool, but this is too much. :(
TheInfamousWolf
Poor Deadpool :(
FrigginCornflakes
Ah, the woman stuffed in the refrigerator trope
DemonsPain88
Spoiler?: He didn't find the daughter just the mom
HereThereWhere
OP, we need a "Who is Deadpool?" post for completely ignorant people like me.
i8br
i think i could do that. i've read every DP comic so far, so i might just do that on the weekend. just send me a message or i'll forget it
nerdygamer47
did you do it yet?
i8br
better remind me on friday or somethin'
YesImProductive
Someone help me: I thought Deadpool/Batman/Wolverine were DC comics while Captain America was Marval. What weird universe is this?
paororosan
Deadpool wolverine and captain America are all marvel while batman is dc
SeanGecko
In fact Deadpool, Wolverine, and Captain American are all from the weapon plus program.
SeanGecko
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weapon_Plus
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
Deadpool, Wolverine and Cap are from Marvel, Batman is indeed DC, and not in this comic. Wolverine does look a lot like him there though.
YesImProductive
Oh my bad! So why is bat man in this?
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
He's not. That's a silhouette of Logan (Wolverine). Looks very batmanny though.
YesImProductive
OOH NOW I SEE IT... Sorry, I've been reading too much Justice League, I have batman on the brain lol
VANtasmagorical
Deadpool and Wolverine have always been Marvel, darlin. Batman is still DC, though.
SeanGecko
Its all connected. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Weapon_X_members
RagingAura
wolverine and Deadpool are both in marvel. just remember, Deadpool dislikes Spiderman because he wears a similar costume to deadpool.
armadastarscream
What are you talking about Deadpool has the biggest crush on Spidey
plainoldfool
I thought Deadpool liked Spiderman... So much that he loves fucking with him.
RagingAura
I meant in the beginning. i haven't caught up completely so i have outdated knowledge
dakotaraptor
This was before he became a comedy character, yeah? I remember Deadpool in the 90s and he wasn't anything like what he is today.
survivorofdetroit
Written last year actually. Still dealing with the fallout in his book.
psychospacecow
Wouldn't that be a mental recovery?
corditedelite
Is his daughter ok?
TylerDurdenNarrator
She is alive (revealed in last week's issue) and now on the run.
wutangdan87
*spoilers* as of issue 33 or 34, yes! She is in Chicago and just met Wade, actually.
countseven
Is this from new 52 or something?
harryjlk
lol
Itrytojustbrowseforfunnystuff
Uh... no? Not at all no.
wutangdan87
Kind of like New 52. New 52 is DC but Deadpool is Marvel. This is Marvel.Now which is their attempt at a reboot.
Violivios
Which comic is this?
Skinja
FrigginCornflakes
Just goes to show, imgur loves Deadpool, but barely anyone actually reads Deadpool comics.
Violivios
Woooops
iLynux
I completely respect your dedication to doing something the hard way.
Skinja
Its like when people have the name of the song in the description of a youtube video and people comment saying "wuts der song!?!"
iLynux
didney worl
Skinja
Darude - Sandstorm
nathaneal18
So this is what deadpool looks like without his mask
Snowchill
Yeah, because of terminal cancer and messed up experiments and stuff
liliputian7
wellllll
plainoldfool
iknowmexicanjudo
this gave me quite a laugh lol +1
foolhollow
Poor Deadpool. :(
KingKoopaa
This happens to him all the time. *guess we're not getting ice cream*
CaptainQuiz
This is what he looks like some times. The cancer and healing factor constantly rearrange his face.
stegg31
So his face will never heal completely? Is it some sort of Mega cancer?
FoxyEllie
His healing factor has the same effect on his cancer as it does the rest of his body. Except the cancer isn't controlled.
Alozar
Yea, pretty much. He's basically a walking tumor.
Marsoli
Not only that but without the cancer his healing factor would go apeshit and make him balloon up and explode like during the secret war(1/2)
Marsoli
the Skrulls made copies of him to get his 'mad skillz,bro' and left out the cancer.(2/2)
CaptainQuiz
It's terminal, but he has a stronger, if more erratic healing factor than Wolverine. The cancer cannot be cured, so it keeps growing 1/2
CaptainQuiz
but the healing factor kills off the cancer cells and heals his face at the same time, causing it to appear more or less deformed everyday.
CornCobMcGee
Didn't someone try and take his healing factor and basically die from it once?
Pandapool
in the cable & deadpool comics he turns blue and handsome for a bit :3 and then pink, and then normal. :D
skelitor120
:3 :D :) :P :o :c :l :(
supernick86
sad deadpool makes me sad.
plainoldfool
"This is my fault!" "It's not!" "It is! You weren't there!" Does Deadpool occasionally forget about the voice in his head?
FlyinHawaiian13
He has the ghost of some government agent in his head here.
Andunistar
Oh, that explains everything.
MeanwhileInAmerica
I'll just leave this here: http://www.latino-review.com/news/deadpool-movie-test-footage-leaks
whodathunkit
That was awesome! I assume the CGI is because it's cheaper to render it on computer first than to put it into action for a test reel.
FroggyFae
If they ever make a movie i just hope there are no comedian actors. Don't want this to become a marvel version of The Mask.
Icreatedthisforyou
Depends on the actor I could see Alan Tudyk as Deadpool, not many others besides him I could think of though.
FroggyFae
Yeah..i was scared it would end up as actors such as Jim Carrey, while although good, would not fit this role considering their past films.
bumpo86
Fuck, this was dark.
UncleIrohnman
why is the captains penis screaming at deadpool?
Orion117
this is real? so many feels..
Snowchill
Yeah, the whole arc is pretty tough to read, many feels included.
DanteRu
Feel better
Orion117
:3
survivorofdetroit
If it makes you feel better MASSIVE SPOILER ........................................................his daughter is still alive.
Orion117
shame on you...and your cow and your pig...
Lugh314159
So Cap trying to make a homicidal psychopath feel better is telling him about all the revenge he's going to get? Not a smart man, is he 1/2
Lugh314159
Do you want to bring the perpetrator to justice, or do you want a decorative handbag made out of his face? Deadpool knows what he wants. 2/2
survivorofdetroit
SPOILER though not really, DP does kill the hell out of the guy the next issue. Wolverine basically tells CAP to look the other way.
Lugh314159
Yeah... that was kinda my point. (see 2/2). Basically, what Cap is doing here is reminding DP he has some people that need un-aliving.
Skinja
From the story arc Deadpool: The good, The Bad and the Ugly
SpicedNipples
Soo dark
BigJu
At some point I thought wolverine was batman. I was like WTH! Where is that mixed dc/marvel comic strip
StevenFarmer
Isn't he all of them?
Itrytojustbrowseforfunnystuff
That's kind of the point of the new story arc from what I've read so far.
eggmuffin
Where did the mass grave come from? What's the story?
thatpictureisaspy
Neat, must find
Itrytojustbrowseforfunnystuff
It's from the most recent run so it shouldn't be too difficult for you.
AetherMcLoud
Greated DP story ever. Love how it shows DP's badass and human and emotional sides. While still being a trash talker when the time is right.
Skinja
Deadpool is such a tragic character and I feel like not many people know that side of the character
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
Yea most people just see the goofy side, he's one of the best written comic book characters ever though
MyDadLooksLikeTomCruise
Especially those who played the videogame.
JesusCrossProduct
Which one is the ugly?
CerebrawlHemmorage
Deadpool probably, given his burn scars.
Skinja
Erm...Deadpool?
d0uble0h
Thanks, OP. I'm going to go look up how I can read this (or perhaps someone can save me the time and just tell me).
Skinja
Its one of the best Deadpool stories out there, this is a pretty major spoiler but it would be a disservice for you not to read it.
Noob3rts
Is there anywhere I can read this?
Skinja
You can find the physical at Amazon or something but if you want to read it digital you can find it at the Comixology website
wolfpreist
awesome.
Skinja
Have fun, its a great comic.
Noob3rts
Thanks!
Skinja
I fear for your wallet if you get into comixology
Noob3rts
I will not be. If I did, I would lose all my money and I do not think I can afford that right now. I really want to read Deadpool but no $
fudgeman
Its probally on https://marvel.com/comics/unlimited/home?&options%5Boffset%5D=0&totalcount=12 Its only 99c to sign up for a month now!
FindYourChillMate
A comic book store?
ostiniatoze
that or fucking google it. These questions annoy me.
FindYourChillMate
Yeh. People are thick as shit sometimes
ragingcuppcakes
I was about to ask, thanks. I didn't start Orginal Sin yet but based on Deadpool promo I hope it's something like this
Apoc1216
Damn...I was expecting a joke or a 4th wall break there..but wow. I ...I need to read this.
Skinja
The joke before it is that he expects her to be alive and he holds up a sign like someone waiting at an airport. Funny and tragic.
Apoc1216
Ah okay, well that explains it then. I've never seen this side of Deadpool honestly.
agonarch
Who you callin' Bad, Bub?
5678DH45E17MM36DD
From random mode- what happens?
Zhoney
I don't like seeing dead pool in this light
downvotemeimakemyselflaugh
Logan looks like batman in second to last panel.
nerdygamer47
amalgam comics darkclaw. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_medium/0/229/305993-131358-dark-claw.jpg
zuzak
Who is the pink text? The artist?
asvpJimPanse
One of the voices inside his head.
survivorofdetroit
Agent Preston. http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/31666/3104991-deadpool+emily+3.jpg
Zxyphear
S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Preston, had her neck broken by the undead presidents and Micheal, a necromancer, put her consciousness inside Wade
huanthewolfhound
Bouncing off of @ghbnjknj, a SHIELD agent's essence(?) got stuck in Deadpool during this time period, so it's a literal person in his head.
mylittletarget
It's Deadpool's thought bubbles. Though he seems to prefer the yellow thought boxes to the pinks ones.
ThatBatmanFappingGIF
Deadpools speech bubbles are often yellow so you know which voice is him, other voices in his head can be pink, white etc.
Itrytojustbrowseforfunnystuff
The internal voices have been MIA for the whole Marvel NOW run, pink is Agent Preston who died but had her soul put into Deadpool
BelfryBats
Of course let's make Deadpool crazier. Nothing like pissing off someone who can't die, has years of combat experience, and is bat shit.
Horus175
Can't he teleport as well?
BelfryBats
Sure? Why not?
popculturella
AND someone who's berserk button is those who hurt kids.
FlyinHawaiian13
Deadpool has been through shit worse than this buddy.
min8tve
Insert Crazy as.
Orccus
also doesnt help that this is North Korea they are in.
Spiderbubble
His face is pretty messed up, but I'm not sure "Bat shit" is a very nice thing to call someone's face.
plainoldfool
Iirc, the ever expanding brain tumor and pressure on the brain causes some mental issues.
Groznek
"Batshit" is a colloquialism for "insane" basically. Sometimes it's worded at "batshit insane" together.
blue1987
I think the joke went over your head.
Pandapool
Haha. Deadpool isn't all goofy all the time. You should read the comics where he goes batshit crazy. He killed the entire marvel universe.
Pandapool
He killed most big literary characters so that the inspiration for comicbook heroes wouldn't be there, and therefore wouldn't exist. To
Pandapool
set them "free." and then he goes on a killing rampage where he murders all his alternate-universe self. It's great.
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funkti0nality
pls post bby
Iaintnosparticus
Is there anywhere online I can find the full comics? I'd pay, but money's expensive.
i8br
here's my collection. have fun! ftp://x41.x41.crabdance.com/Comics/Deadpool/
thetruegabyjamie
You the real MVP
i8br
oh, stop it, you
Ecleptic
Awww you put a password on:(
i8br
it should be publicly aviable. try using "anonymous" as the username and password or use a FTP client like filezilla
worthycompass
Thank you!
i8br
you're welcome
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
I can't wait till I get closer to the present. I'm reading Deadpool from issue #1, and let me tell you they aren't all golden...
iprobablyshouldbeworkingrightnow
Where u get them from, ole chap?
htec
Where would one locate such a thing, brother?
NotNotDeadpool
They are perfect!
MechaHitler
Where do you locate them sir?
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
Thepiratebay.se
Gifwrapped
Where do you get them, buddy?
gerhb
I'm not your buddy, guy.
flyingsolow
I'm reading Uncanny X-Men from issue 1 and it's dire. I'm forcing my way through until I know it gets better at the Dark Phoenix Saga though
InboxMeYourFiretrucks
The Silver Age stuff is pretty atrocious, aside from the couple issues Jim Steranko and Neal Adams did art for, but I love the Claremont era
InboxMeYourFiretrucks
and everything through to around Age of Apocalypse.
allonsybadwolf
I am too! I'm totally loving it though, hahaha. Although it is a bit tedious...
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homesickalien94
yeah the 90s stuff with lesser xmen like maggot is pretty missable
flyingsolow
Yeah, I think I'll read Uncanny X-Men and X-Men Legacy in tandem when I get to them, but I'm forgetting about the rest until later.
homesickalien94
I did this and am currently up to about 2000, it's been a long road
flyingsolow
Such commitment!
homesickalien94
it has been hard, there were some really really boring periods
flyingsolow
I'm halfway through the Wheel of Time book series.
DrBarrelRoll
Where do you get them, guy?
gerhb
I'm not your guy, pal.
Skliple
Where did you find issue Juan, mang?
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
Thepiratebay.se
bhobbit123
where do you find them??
InboxMeYourFiretrucks
You hit the Daniel Way stuff, didn't you? Poor soul, no one should go through that torment.
K1dunseen2
#1 from the 90s or 1 vol 2 or 3
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
Where do you find them, homie?
BecaauseImBatman
From what honorable shop didst thou make an acquisition of them, good sir?
LeeFenix
Shhhhhh don't let the Deadpool hipsters hear you lol. I enjoy the original comics too though
exarkoontz
Did you start with the Marvel Now #1. The dead presidents arc is pretty crappy. I highly recommend the previous volume by Daniel Way.
zeradeth
Do you have somewhere online you read them? If so, mind sharing the link? I'd love to read too.
FrankBrayman
From what location did thou acquire them, acquaintance?
timbonitus
Where do you obtain them, buddy?
MisterSokkaWatertribe
from whence do they come?
trashPandabear
Read the Posehn Duggan version. That's the newest one out and is really fucking good so far.
Shadew
Where do you find them, man?
Drakeslade
Do you have a suggested reading pattern? I can't find a good list available.
UnlikelyMotivation
Where do you get them, pal?
gerhb
I'm not your pal, buddy.
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gerhb
I'm not your guy, pal.
dentd
I read that as, "I can't wait till I get to be president. I'm reading Deadpool..." and was confused.
allonsybadwolf
+1 because this made me laugh out loud like a crazy person.
exarkoontz
If he started on the marvel now volumes of deadpool, Harry S.Truman is on page 3.
Deadpo0l
To be fair, any candidate that says he reads Deadpool would likely get a vote from me
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Deadpo0l
Well lucky for Germany and the rest of the world I live in America and cannot vote in German elections
CableAHVB
Nah Cable and Deadpool is when it gets REALLY good then it stays good until the Siege event. Everything from Civil War to Dark Reign is good
CableAHVB
Before C&DP, he wasn't popular enough for good writers, after DR, he was popular enough they didn't need good writers.
punderrated
Cap's penis is making some weird sounds in the last frame
psirynn
Goddammit, you ruiner of atmospheres! +1
AxelYamanaka
*atmosfeels
Somethingstupidimsure
The cry of democracy
helpidontknowmyname
This is why I love imgur.
YourGod
The sound of freedom
ForkOfTerror
American for, "fuck yeah"
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
wow I actually snorted while laughing. +1 to you holy shit
felikittyPGH
I like to think it's doing the Tim Allen noise.
Abso
More power! awugh awugh awugh
copingcabana
It's the sound of Freedong.
Mickstack
That's not normal? Oh...
supercoolmeth
emperorcain
MilitantBlackGuy
DAMMIT, CAP--NOT NOW.
mountyboy
You sir, made me chucke
CryingSnake
wENNERWINNER
#discover(y)
demat
Never has this gif been more appropriate.
kereska
You. I like you.
huanthewolfhound
Feels, feels, feels, annnnnnnd laughter.
cowgba
imgur's signature move
RubiksKlube
What's with the three in the lower right?
bardicle
padillavincent22
AHHHHHUHHUH.
jstarlen
http://legallyblack.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/bobs-burgers-tina-belcher.jpg
Dangerzone92
It's called freedom, commie
CuentaSrg
Just favorited the image due to you, for making me realize it. Hah.
MUSKELMADS
Captain America has a dark, dark secret.
Artefact
It's hungry
Mistamage
FOR MOOOOOOORE
pancakesheep
for freedom
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
IT HUNGERS
Jdash24
for justice
FuckingCatalinaWineMixer
and freedom
sendmeyourhuskys
I logged in to upvote all three of y'all
GaryKingAndTheEnablers
and the military position
BiggDamnHero
I appreciate this comment.
gutcake
And the American way?
intergalactic42
And vagina!