NO, NO, NO, NO!

Jun 24, 2013 2:58 PM

just for this, i might actually start watching this show

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friends father did this once. carries the tooth in a necklace around his neck. True story.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[all shouting]

13 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

The power. Its in the moustache.

13 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

upvote for Ron motherfucking Swanson

13 years ago | Likes 485 Dislikes 14

My stepdad had a phobia of dentists. He literally cut one of his teeth out with a razor blade....

11 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

I never noticed overly manly man in the background of Ron's office before

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

[all shouting]

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[all shouting]

13 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

must've been "Tooth Hurty" ;).. No? k

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

I watched the first four seasons last weekend because of these posts on imgur. Best 3 days of my life!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I just realised that I don't know what show Ron Swanson is from... (it's okay, I've googled it now)

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THIS IS MY ALLLLLLL TIIIMMMMEEEEE FAVORITE PARKS N REC MOMENT!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damnit Jerry!

13 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 2

Damn it Gary!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Dammit larry

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Put some cold bacon on those tender gums

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So I just IMDB'd Step Brothers to find Adam Scott to find this show. I shall proceed to stream S01E01. Is a confession bear needed? NO NO NO

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

enjoy, you wont regret it

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Word of warning, season one is only six episodes and is all sorts of terrible. But once you get to season two, it's pure gold.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

must... watch...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Time to netflix this.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Overly Manly Man, don't think I didn't see you lurking back there.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ron is so great!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love this scene!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The hardest time of the year is when this magnificent show isn't on!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this scene got me hooked to the show, it took me only couple next days to watch all seasons.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

“Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into Swansons.”

13 years ago | Likes 1355 Dislikes 2

YES

13 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

BY JOVE, I AM SO RELEVANT.

13 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

INDUBITABLY, GOOD SIR!

13 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

IN FUCKING DEED! Sorry, I'm really high and this got me so stoked.

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I fucking love Aziz.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would end up pulling the wrong one by mistake.

13 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

No, Jerry would

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. That's me.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's so Raven

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"When I said, "all of the eggs and bacon you have", I meant, all of the eggs and bacon you have." - Ron Swanson

13 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 10

I have the Dr Seuss parody version of this quote in a frame on my desk. Motivational.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm worried you didn't understand what I said

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's even better with the whole interaction!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

[Shouting intensifies]

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I died right here

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG, I don't know what show this is, but it's too funny!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Parks & Recreation.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh. Thanks!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. :P

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have been wanting to do this. But then I'd have to lose a tooth and I don't want that.

13 years ago | Likes 473 Dislikes 1

I used to do it all the time as a kid.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who has had to get a tooth pulled - it wouldn't fit back in anyway. The tissue becomes very inflamed and heals over quickly.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a wart. Then cut it off.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My one incisor never grew in after my baby teeth, so I've always missed one tooth. I think it is us evolving because I've met a lot of

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

people missing their incisors. And I know I sound stupid.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't have wisdom teeth, and I didn't get one of my last molars.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My biggest fear in life is to lose my adult teeth. So, yeah. Right there with ya

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

As a 20 year old missing a tooth already. It /was/ my biggest fear. :(

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had a dream that I lost my two front upper teeth and I was PISSED. I woke up felt my tooth was there and had a huge sigh of relief.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have those dreams to.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, it's not bad. I lost a tooth when I was 17. It hurts for about a week, but it really toughens up and you never even notice it was gone.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once had a dream where I was chewing and all my teeth crumbled. It was horrifying. The teeth tasted like novacaine with a chalky texture.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yup, that very dream. Not getting any sleep tonight.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think having all your teeth fall out is one of those types of dreams that's really common for no readily apparent reason. Like falling.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0