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Man Tax: Ashton Kutcher
The sun, with all those planets revolving around it and dependent upon it, can still ripen a bunch of grapes as if it had nothing else in the universe to do. -Galileo Galilei, physicist and astronomer (1564-1642)
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc
Congo29
#17 https://wtf-product.shop/sons-of-anarchy.html
followmehome
#17 https://wtf-product.shop/sons-of-anarchy.html
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
#1 Sent that to our teen son. I think he may be offended but that’s just me doing my job as a dad.😂
trigonman3
#6 Come out to the coast, see a few m— wow, that is a lot of mousies!
ToenailClippingsJar
#16
My mom had Alzheimer’s. Then at some point she had a bladder infection and they had to put in a catheter.
The very FIRST time she ‘had to go’, she looked at the thing, went ‘what is this’ and yanked it out. Filled balloon and all.
She just took out that thing with a hard balloon with a diameter of an inch / inch and a half.
My sack still retreats back inside my belly thinking about it.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#16 no, shit
SpikesGuns
#18 Will never not say this to videos like this: Put on a goddamn helmet!!
Pokegeologist
#18 Ya ha ha! You found me!
IMustGrowUpReally
#18 Stalking?
sentientbunnysuit1
#4 flight instructor
Nightcaste
#14 is my reaction to #16
film888master9
#4 is princess donut the Queen Anne chonk
halkeye
I'm not sure what that has to do with seagulls buuut magic missile!
2ant
Mongo is appaled
trigonman3
#2 Doing stuff your wife/gf wants is a green flag (in general).
inb4 idiots "whut if she wants you to do somthing dangerous": See 2nd word of sentence.
wademcgillis
"stuff" "idiots" "2nd"
chicharrone
#19 the goblin friend definition is a funny way for me to discover myself, but here we are
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
Same
bobbersonbob
chicharrone: "Ha! The Goblin Friend [chuckle]. I wonder which one of my friends it is........Wait a second. Hold on. Now, come on! Shit...it's me. it's me"
chicharrone
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NDM1M29mYnkxZzZ6dGdsbzk1YjQyMDZqMnlkbzcxdHJqdGc5YjQzOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11FiDF2fuOujPG/200w.webp
drduffer
#16 This is the one that made me upvote the entire post.
Thanks!
⬆️
QotU
#16 had me laughing way too hard given how much that had to hurt.
Kigstan
#20 Well now I just want to hear a bardcore version of Opus No. 1... https://onlinevideos.click/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4&r=1
thinkybrainpains
#18 mosquitos in maine coming for my blood donation as soon as I hit the woods for a dog walk
MoonMoon89
#4 "Group" projects in college...
TexMexHex
That lady, 100% looks like a crazy cat lady.
SpeedbumpNZ
#24 This song's a banger
somnif
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUaQxmkh81tJAWrreHe3CJg Performer goes by 'Mezerg'
mrblue0554
Now no one can enjoy the fruit. He put his hands on all of them.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
The device he is using is called the Playtron and I know at least 1 streamer who has used it to play games.
JustAName00
Watermelon? No, it's technomelon!
JustTheCats
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aTcyZmVpejJoNjgxeWxudzd4ZDU2dDJmaHFiaXlzMTJncW9yM2VlMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tjpOYwb6PklO0/200w.webp
michelVizsla
#9 good that the dog accepted him
grayone64
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it ?
Nothing it just gave of a little wine.
PapaJoeNH
#9 If your dog sleeps with you, you sleep in a dog bed
toomuchtunerfish
#7 I had to google “what do the kids call sneakers these days” yesterday, so obviously I’m doing well and not feeling my age at all
grayone64
#16 There is a bubble on the end of that, it's to stop it sliding out. It is very painful if it's not deflated first as I learned when a student nurse tried to pull mine out.
cattlegrazer82
#2 I was hoping it would end with everyone else drowning.
QuantumSpaceTacoGuitarist
#16 Yikes...
bassbastard
yikes is insufficient.
NotSomoneElse68
Yeah. That would be catastrophic damage if that happened.
FuzzyX
At least this unfortunate removal was in a downwards direction but there is still the part of detachment from the bladder going through a very sensitive part of the body.
darkmountainpersonal
I have heard that can result in what has been referred to as "exploded hotdog syndrome".
dorpjorp
They named it??
DarnThisStuff
Yikes, Aston Kutcher!? Gross.
Sorrontis
ok, what did he do?
ElbowDeepInUserSub
He partied extensively with Diddy, and he spoke out in support of Danny Masterson (convicted rapist) and Joe Paterno (child abuser).
Duckgooser
He's also guilty of being Ashton Kutcher
fastjeff
ffffennek
Also lobbying hard for scanning everyone's private devices for csam (what could possibly go wrong with that, right).
PrincessWasabi
Thought he did all this humanitarian work to help trafficked women, wtf ugh
Aeonika
Damn. Hadn't kept up. Thought that too but I've not thought of hin in years
SalmonTheWise
"Humanitarian work" in this case is creating digital surveillance app for the cops in partnership with Peter Thiel's Palantir. He's scum through and through.
SquiddelyDooDoodlyDoo
Who knows if that was really for a good cause now.
All the other things he's done throw his philanthropy in to question frankly.
Especially with ties to Scientology through Danny Masterson and him making a company that processes images of child pornography that on the surface was for sites to use so their own moderation staff weren't subjected to seeing the content when it was reported and would pass on the CSAM to Ashton Kutchers company instead
TheRallyStache
He actually had to resign from Thorn in 2023 because of his support for Masterson.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Yeah, it's weird. Cosby levels of juxtaposition.
wademcgillis
huxtaposition
SpeedbumpNZ
#2 A pinkie promise is a sacred oath.
shorey66
Only issue is, jumping into water from height wearing a life jacket is a really good way to break your neck
gronzilla
That's what I thought. I'd rather have the brains to not cliff-jump or the brains to do it safely.
astrangehop
He's alive now, but JFC hitting the water at 50mph with a cubic foot of foam around your neck isn't a great plan.
wadatahmydamie
Someone who does what they say they’re gonna even when pressured? That’s a strong quality
maday1br
Pressured AND it's implied he could easily keep the violation secret. Such genuine respect is the stuff that comprises what we call 'love.'
sundaymondayhippyday