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Walked my dog around the pond and these two swans were always swimming together.
Makes me sad man
Feb 13, 2017 6:14 PM
WhoWhatWhenWhereHowWhy
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Walked my dog around the pond and these two swans were always swimming together.
Makes me sad man
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
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Discordious
They material for life, sad really. Some assholes in my town killed one of a pair and the other was alone for over 10 years, rip, duchess.
LeanMemeLaughingTeam
So let's make everyone else sad too.... ????
IdDoiT
OP is sus.
Berrycuda
Wonder if the other heard its swan song? Poor swan.
inbirdcultureitsconsiderdadickmove
You might have stumbled upon a murder.
catsandcheetos
Importaku
UnsavoryCommenter
I bet they were gay together
toodlemynoodle
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
UVBNAXED
Wish I could adopt that poor fella.
LilRedFoxtrot
its just sleeping its fine :D
XxTippoxX
I know the feel, Swan. My life partner is gone, too
EvilBillMurray
Cmon guys, he's just sleeping it's fine!
ruledbyfourleggedbabies
I have two emotions right now....
ruledbyfourleggedbabies
And....
HelpingOthersThroughSport
Avian Influenza. Particularly virulent this season.
AnAliyAiden
UpVoting because I need other people to see this and be as sad as me.
illadelphia
What are you looking at, swan?
JShaver4112
Just be careful that isn't the swan lake at Boston common...
LadiesandGentleman
Barjack
You fool you just witnessed a murder. RUN! He saw you, and now he will come for you!
HsuDoNihm
Swans are pretty fuckin' mean; how do we know it didn't murder its mate?
BewareTheJabberwockie
@OP swans like to drown things... it could have drowned its buddy. HAPPY VALENTINES!
AtomBaBombBaby
I thought it was a white plastic bag..
jakunen
I downvoted this because nobody should be subjected to this sadness. A little late, but still...
JaxGeebag
Damnit @op WHY DID YOU SHOW ME THIS?!
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UVBNAXED
Lol
RaggedAndy
When you remember that swans can be gay
Jastaxor
I understood that reference
BeesTasteLikeHoney
morgan0073
He maybe got tired of her shit and drowned her or caught her cheating. Never know what really happened.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
How you know its a he?
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Hasn't left.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
How does that make him a he?
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Seriously man Im lost help me out here.
UVBNAXED
I think they pair for life. So sad.
joedirty1
1: is that guy with the dog again? 2: yup. Pretend ur dead 1: ok... Is he gone yet? 2: nope. He's taking a photo.
Tashrex
That's why the other one is still there. Takes the commitment seriously
DiannaJoy
Yeah, they do :(
RincewindTVD
Birds are (iirc) only monogamous based on resources.
EeyoreOnMonday
They mate for life, but they don't mourn for long
WhoWhatWhenWhereHowWhy
I've seen the swan swimming alone for a day or two but today was the first time I saw the dead swan. I felt like I saw a dead human :(
WhoWhatWhenWhereHowWhy
I've seen the swan swimming alone for a day or two but today was the first time I saw the dead swan. I felt like I saw a dead human :(
elephantscanfly
InitHello
Could use a citation on that, even though it's plausible.
EeyoreOnMonday
Some sauce, Google has more. http://www.audubon.org/news/till-death-do-us-part-birds-mate-life
InitHello
Thanks fam.
CommentDiver
VolcanicAshley
I was already sad about spending Valentine's Day alone but now I'm even more sad because that poor swan is alone. Why, God? Why?!
littlemisspris
You can message me anytime. I'm alone too
Superfuntime
Because God is a cruel, narcissistic psychopath who enjoys the suffering of his creations.
VolcanicAshley
Well, your username certainly checks out...
Superfuntime
Thank you! I get that all the time. I guess i'm just a really fun guy.
VolcanicAshley
Sounds like it. Gotta love a guy who brings the darkness.
Superfuntime
I like the dark. Calm, friendly darkness. No aggressive light hurting my eyes and demanding appreciation.