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She brought a banana in today.. stared me down as she ate it.
Aug 17, 2017 3:21 PM
ThickPipeLine
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She brought a banana in today.. stared me down as she ate it.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
abusive work environment! I need an adult.
keeperofmeme
UnluckyLunkhead
I stuck it in crazy a long time ago, never again. Good times though.
Misora
I had a coworker who did that. She weighed about 400lbs , was in her 50s and didn't know where to get ones that fit. It was pretty sad.
hisholybeardness
Assert dominance. Pee all over her cubicle. She's yours now.
aslightlyshitierKanye
THEcheesewire
Literally did not happen
SweamSpoats
Sounds like she likes you
LionHeart31337
Some of the shit hat gets upvoted around here... I fucking swear.
735824
I fucking swear too, and the cunts that don't like it can suck my dick.
YeOleCaptain
Pics or it didn't happen.
ThickPipeLine
Its a pretty big corp, not gonna take one...
notthefunniestguy
http://imgur.com/axTKaVU
YeOleCaptain
"Take a Selfie with me really quick" *Black out your own face* BOOM!
Eatingofthepies
this is a guy who only comments bukakke quality on chicks pics hahahaha
Sistergldnhair
Eat a taco in front of her.
GuyInTheNextCubicle
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1512575_o.gif
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
Well, science says it's better for your boobs to not wear them AND better for your health, so she's winning.
kissmyassets
Better for him as in jack off material?
Coolbacca
We're all winning!
MichaelMcShwanagan
I had a co worker like this. She ended up being an absolute psychopath.
GuyInTheNextCubicle
manhands
And other fantasies that seem a little more true when you meme them on the internet.
WhizBurger
She's either into you, or she wants to viciously bite yo dick off
ImOldGreggAndIDrinkBaileysFromAShoe
I'm told that is some sort of mating ritual or possibly shes going to eat you.
GuyInTheNextCubicle
CaptainTypo
Or both.
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
Runzu
Bras are fucking uncomfortable and expensive. I go without one a lot, but I can't help feel self-conscious since ppl take it as an invite.
Andreanne
Story of my life. But don't be self-conscious and tell them to get lost. So many guys go commando in sweatpants, be like them!
Coolbacca
So you are saying you are free on Friday?
Runzu
Maybe...![]()
Coolbacca
Playing hard to get, i like it!
crlosg2
purrzipurz
Don't shit where you eat.
Splosions
"Don't dip your pen in office ink" ~Dad
daimomusic
Wise words
noitsDan
There's a guy I used to work with who would eat chips while dropping a duce. Tell him that.
thunder2132
That's gross. I have a pooping phone that only gets used while I'm on the toilet so I don't have to bring my real phone in there.
noitsDan
That's genius. I have an old iPad I don't use anymore. I should set that up for toilet use.
thunder2132
This is only slightly a joke. I really do have a phone that I keep in the bathroom, but it's more so I always have something to do.
ScrewHavinAUsername
Sexual harassment?
rosiethereaver
It's sexual harassment to not wear a bra and eat a banana? Are you for real?
ScrewHavinAUsername
I dunno man, everything is sexual harassment nowadays...
rosiethereaver
Well, I don't wear bras. I must be harassing so many people.
ScrewHavinAUsername
Personally, I don't find that appropriate for the work place... But everyone can do as they please
rosiethereaver
So we should be forced to wear bras for no other reason that you don't find it appropriate otherwise? Thank god we don't work together.
carpebass
don't stick your dick in crazy
youcantproveit
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Zef66
But a banana is okay?
pinecone
If it's not crazy banana
drakewarnock
Yes, it is ok to stick your dick in a banana.
GuyInTheNextCubicle
totototod
Perfect username
BLUELANTERN11
Why would someone waste a perfectly good banana like that? What a slut.
Clayman8
Everytime i see something like this i always think "but what if it breaks...then what...?"
thunder2132
Now, I'm not speaking from experience, but I'd say that your throat would crush it and you'd be fine.
tehzpoon
*HORK*
Zef66
I'm not sure what I'm more turned on by. It's so hard to focus on anything...
theonlyrexmitchell
I went a bit crosseyed.
GuyInTheNextCubicle
ArthurPhillipDent
Banabra
JEMbalaya
I now know exactly how large those boobs are
SayWhat1moreTimeIdareYouIdoubledareYou
Using the scale correctly
CatsNotKittens
SlavicMusk
PorneliusHubertII
Branana
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
This needs more love
matethisisveryinappropriatebehaviour
Boobnanas
KeeleonOhms
Ring ring ring ring! Banana phone!
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
B cup?
CraftedLine
Hmm, so she's almost two bananas.
Kulned
She likes to go full double banana deep
addi09
I don't understand this pic
AleksandraZaryanova
Banana for scale
DougDeNasty
She is a K cup.
AJIHADISTPANCAKE
I freaking lol'd
pawshytm
My bananas are right here!
GuyInTheNextCubicle
igniteice
God damn this is some kinky porn
NellyMr
thatpatguy
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
How many of these do you have...?
Inimposter
So nice when I can tell the dust off things at a glance!
meencontreconunarusaquesabiaquenataliaoreiroerauruguaya
That little crucifix there.. Such a good christian girl
LittlePinkAnimal
Why in the name of Bananaman is she opening it at the wrong end?
fasmat
Because that's the correct end?
Sasuuni
It's actually easier to peel from that end, just squeeze the tip and it splits, don't have to twist/tear/bend. Teeth though? That's wrong.
LaAguaChocha
Damn she has a great body
18yearoldBlackDynamite
banana*
LaAguaChocha
You're 18 shut up
18yearoldBlackDynamite
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/james-franco-wink.gif
lastskywalker
A little lanky for me
Gasnia
So you like bbw?
lastskywalker
LaAguaChocha
Both skinny and athletic are healthy and thus beautiful for that reason
SlavicMusk
Averagetroll
Who eats a banana from the bottom?
koontruffle
Oh
Youts
Who dis?
sunyudai
new phone.
drakewarnock
Your brother.
TheUnoriginalCommentFarmer
.
MahiMahiFreedomActivist
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
Ah roselyn sanchez, what a beauty
SlavicMusk
Zef66
She does this on purpose. I'd run for my life.
swedishish
Or, and bear with me on this one, speak to HR.
birdscribbles
y tho
GlenL
. . .or get her number.
AGloomyYou
Or bras are annoying
StayKinky
Not everything has to do with your dick
NuiNiuhiNui
Since when?
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
No, but it DOES have to do with the collective dicks of the general public.
mechanimated
right but the point is acting like shes hunting you specifically is weird. you dont have to flee every tiddy
NuiNiuhiNui
Maybe he enjoys the hunt.
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
genital publick
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
genital pube lick.
Andreanne
Maybe bc of the banana situation but if I don't wear a bra it's not bc I want your dick. It's cuz bras are annoying and I have small tits.
SluttyToast
Yep. :|
Berethian
Now I'm worried about my toast. Is it slutty? Is it chaste? Does it matter if I eat it properly first?
MuskinRaider
nescapade
Same reason i never wear pants.
Andreanne
I'm not saying I dont wear a shirt. You can go commando under your pants if you want to but pantless and braless aren't comparable.
Andreanne
It's UNDERwear, what's going on under my wear is my own fucking business. It has nothing to do with your peepee.
nescapade
.....thats why it was a joke. Absurd juxtaposition. Good times. Its cool, were still friends.
addi09
Towards or away?
GdSvThQn
Towards then away.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Away. She wants people to run towards so that she can ruin them.
scnottaken
Yes
MACARLOS
Oh yes!
futureman3000
OH GOD YES!
jikanwalker
Right answer
kuljeskelen
The best kind of answer
ShiftedStar
In circles, screaming.
usersubbordercontrol
In joy or fear?
amityvilletoaster
Yes.
addi09
Angry, it'll make her run.