Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 897

Jul 9, 2026 1:36 AM

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26 Man Tax: Alan Boyce

"Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose." - Dan McKinnon

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#21 makes me seriously uncomfortable

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

#1 that dog gonna fuck that dino

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#7 I just had the worst flashback of growing up with stupid fuckin like... "dixie pride! Yeehaw!" Mother fuckers as family. I repressed the shit out of it apparently. They called these umm... N word chasers. And they'd light a bunch of em in a row, tossing em at us kids, yelling "run, [expletive], run!" When they were straight up 3 sheets to the wind PISSED drunk. And there's like 3 horrible things right off the bat with that memory, for *starters*... And they wonder why I disowned em.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#22 “Go faster! Must go faster!”

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#16 Don't you have a stick?

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#17 if this is true it's hilarious!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1

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#7 Ground Bloom fireworks were always my favorite , until they were banned. It was a mystery which color bloom it would be until lit.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 REALLY doing Radiohead a dirty here

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

to be fair, they hate that song anyway. but yeah, quite the abomination...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#22

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#11

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Then, at 3am, they get the zoomies.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#19 I was traveling along I35 in Texas and stopped at a little gas station/convenience store just off the freeway at 3AM to get a beverage. There was one other customer in the store, talking to the cashier.

As I’m looking at my options, she started talking to me.

“Excuse me, sir!”

I turned, thinking I was being racially profiled, “Yes?”

“Are you Doctor ________’s son?”

“Oh, yeah. I am!”

She had been a patient of his a decade prior, and recognized me because of my strong resemblance. 😂

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#2 Speed Biscuits

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#23 Unpopular opinion: Wendy's food has never been good enough to back up their snark.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

It certainly isn't now. ~20 years ago, though... Man. Wendy's was the best.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish I was as clever as Wendy's social media person

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#25 I'm looking to buy a house and making a list of things I want or need and nice porch is pretty high on that list.

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#3 Now THIS is how you should use animals for sport!

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#3 this needs to be on ESPN the Ocho.

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#2 I don't think I could handle having a Watership Down looking hare in my house.

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#22

1 month ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/qsYYnwhn4g4?si=mQJGNbwP-9o1fulK

I couldn't find a GIF of this with sound :(

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean old kaiju movies have some strange stuff going on in general man.

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#7 looks cool, glad I can't smell it

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#6 Too bad there's no real evidence for string theory; we've found no signs of supersymmetry, which eliminates a large portion the theories.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

This. Also fuck michio kaku. He’s the Deepak Chopra of physics.

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I hadn't heard about this, only vaguely knew the dude is a scientist

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1

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#4 that kid really otter have a helmet on

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I hope his dad was at least wearing OSHA-approved sandals.

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#13 is exactly how Usha Vance got pregnant

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#21 Reason #41242 as to why Crocs are bad shoes. :P

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#7 Basically how a nuclear chain reaction works.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I saw galaxies forming, colliding into supermassive singularities, but mostly drifting after the first spark, followed by the big chill when they fizzle out, no more fuel left to consume, eons compressed into a few seconds

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they're all nice but #22 is pretty amazing and #24 ..... aw heck, I'd buy it

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I get real Land of the Lost vibes from #22

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's hilarious but I would only give it to someone I hate. That probably gets old in like 3 minutes of typing

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That would cost less than the window I would throw it out of.

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#3 Not that duck's first rodeo.

1 month ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

Look at the "text" on the wall. Obvious AI slop.

Worse than dead, none of them ever existed.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 21

Thats not how ai generqlly fucks up texts, its usually gibberish because it doesnt “understand” its supposed to be text. But its perfectly legible text, albeit, upside down, and in a funky font, its definitely _not_ an ai-tell, regardless if the text fits locale or language or not

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This video may yet be real; and if so is likely from Indonesia or Malaysia. In Indonesian, "tempur" is a word meaning “battle,” “combat,” or “fight" which makes sense inside this makeshift arena.

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I've lived in Indonesia, they use the Latin alphabet there, and that sign is gibberish, even when turned upside down.

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siaf tempur is kind of the motto for Indonesian Airforce. It makes perfect sense, learn your alphabet and to use google

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Indonesian doesn't really use the letter "F" except in foreign loan words, so perhaps you can fish down the smug, Dr. Google.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Pretty sure every country on the planet with an economy uses the alphabet occasionally. Don't double down just because you were wrong. It's human to be wrong sometimes.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I didn't have "getting brigaded by credulous idiots and/or bots" on my to-do list today.

Enjoy getting taken in by obvious frauds, I guess

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